After saying this, Fang Nuonuo immediately realized that her statement had a major flaw.
Their play doesn't even have a script, so how can they expect to rehearse lines?
So she quickly added, "We have a major scene coming up soon, and I really don't know how to act it, so I'm just cramming at the last minute..."
Su Mian didn't even look up. "Foot fetishist gone, next."
[Hahahaha, I've already read your random reply]
[It's already very kind of them to even reply.]
The production team just released a statement acknowledging that some of the guests were indeed carrying out a task to get Su Mian out of that position.
[Oh, I see. I thought it was Su Mian's birthday today, and the guests were going to surprise her!]
[How come no one has done such a simple task? If I were her, I would just go over and snatch her phone; she would definitely stand up and chase after me to hit me!]
As the audience was discussing excitedly, Duan Hongxu suddenly rushed over and reached out to snatch Su Mian's phone!
We got it!
Duan Hongxu was proud of himself!
What's going on? Why can't I take it?
Upon closer inspection, it turned out that Su Mian's phone actually had a phone charm, which was on her wrist!
It can't be taken away at all!
Duan Hongxu was stunned.
Su Mian still didn't stand up. Instead, she forcefully snatched her phone back and kicked Duan Hongxu.
"Roll."
"Okay."
Duan Hongxu was extremely embarrassed.
When people feel awkward, they inexplicably want to look at their phones.
He took out his phone and looked at it.
Huh? This isn't my phone!
Oh, by the way, I ran into the old ancestor while I was changing my costume in the dressing room.
Their phones look remarkably similar.
The difference is that his phone costs over ten thousand.
Duan Xuanyu's phone was a budget Android phone whose design was deliberately copied from his own.
So they grabbed the wrong phones!
Wait a minute, Duan Hongxu suddenly felt that he could fight again!
He turned around and waved Duan Xuanyu's phone in front of Su Mian's eyes.
Su Mian recognized it as Duan Xuanyu's phone.
No wonder I didn't reply when I messaged him earlier to test if he was digging for antiques.
Duan Hongxu smiled slightly and threatened her: If you don't get up, I'll have to check Duan Xuanyu's phone!
I've seen your private, shady chat history!
However, the audience was unaware that Duan Hongxu was holding Duan Xuanyu's phone.
His behavior can be interpreted as:
[ Teacup Dog: Hmph, it's just a cell phone, I have one too!]
Su Mian stared at Duan Xuanyu's phone for a moment.
She lifted her leg!
Duan Hongxu's eyes lit up!
Su Mian lifted her leg!
really!
They really did have some shady talk in private!
It might even be very explicit and violent!
Otherwise, she wouldn't be so nervous!
The next second, Su Mian put her legs down again.
My butt hurts from sitting for too long, so I'll shift my position.
Duan Hongxu was stunned, but quickly rallied.
Okay, so you're pretending to be calm, huh?
Then he'll definitely start watching!
Duan Xuanyu's phone had no password, so it was unlocked easily.
Driven by muscle memory in his fingers, Duan Hongxu opened his phone and immediately tapped on the Little Musical Note to start watching videos.
[Holy crap, this is playing me! Every time I want to pick up my phone to do something, I end up unconsciously tapping on the Little Musical Note!]
[ Little Musical Note saved my life! Last time I was riding my electric scooter, an old man suddenly collapsed in front of me! I took out my phone to call an ambulance for him, but my hand unconsciously tapped on the Little Musical Note, and then I started scrolling through short videos! Before I knew it, half an hour had passed, and the old man got up on his own, cursing and running away. That's when I realized he was trying to scam me!]
[I took out my phone to cheat during the exam, couldn't resist watching videos, and ended up laughing so loudly that the teacher caught me.]
Su Mian really couldn't understand why Duan Hongxu felt that looking at Duan Xuanyu's phone was a threat to her.
A normal person should clear their phone before they die.
But Duan Xuanyu's phone was completely clean.
He never visits shady websites, and he never speaks ill of others while chatting online.
There were only two contacts: her and Duan Hongxu.
There's another group, the program team's group.
He's a man who keeps no secrets on his phone.
Even big data won't randomly push things to him.
Then I heard Duan Hongxu typing on the other end:
--"How deep is the misunderstanding about Emperor Xiaowu of Northern Liang, Duan Xuanyu? It turns out we all owe him an apology..."
--"What is Emperor Xiaowu of Northern Liang's status in the eyes of foreigners? The president of Country D frankly stated that he is his favorite figure..."
--"A 20-year history teacher teaches you how to get full marks on history questions! Today we're going to talk about Emperor Xiaowu of Northern Liang, Duan Xuanyu. When answering history questions, you need to use dialectics. When evaluating historical figures, you should first determine whether they are positive or negative, and then look at them dialectically. First, he was a positive figure; second, his achievements... his mistakes..."
[Hilarious! You can tell Teacup Dog really idolizes Tyrant Bro. Big data really understands you; it doesn't push any negative stuff on you, only positive stuff.]
[So this is what Teacup Dog Teacher is doing every day.]
[Going on this show is like getting up close and personal with my idol!]
Duan Hongxu continued scrolling.
He simply didn't believe that his ancestors spent their days searching online for how others praised him.
How could someone who traveled from ancient times to the present resist the myriad temptations of the modern internet?
You might even find lots of videos of beautiful women.
Soon, the recommended videos really did change direction!
There are so many videos featuring beautiful women!
They are all:
" Su Mian's audition set was something even a special effects artist couldn't have done!"
--"Behind-the-scenes footage released! Mianmian's features are so expressive! She's simply a gift from heaven!"
--"A compilation of Su Mian's hilarious moments: a beautiful appearance plus a funny soul!"
There are also videos of handsome men!
"A man must have broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs, and a pleasant, melodious voice. If you can't even meet these basic requirements, why should she choose you out of 3.5 billion men?"
"Winning a woman's heart is simple, just one sentence: 'Red beans grow in the south, I want to surpass male models!' A top male model will be live tonight at 8 PM, teaching you how to win over the girl of your dreams!"
[Case solved! Teacup Dog Teacher's second hobby: secretly watching Sister Mian's videos every day. His third hobby: using PUA to develop himself into a male model...]
[I didn't realize you were so deeply in love with Mianmian. At first, I thought you were just joking.]
[ The Teacup Dog's back is even more swirling than Tyrant Bro's!]
Duan Hongxu looked disgusted.
No wonder our ancestors became increasingly sycophantic after coming to the modern world.
They're all refined by big data!
He kept swiping.
The recommended videos changed again very quickly.
--"Girl's broken penis? No need to feel ashamed! Our hospital has a 90% success rate in penis reattachment surgery!"
--"For men's health issues, go to the Masculine Vigor Rises Again Hospital! Penis regeneration is not a dream!"
"It was better in ancient times. All you needed to do was become a civil servant. In modern times, you have to take exams."
[What! Teacup Dog Teacher, you have this kind of problem!]
[Okay, it's okay, so what if over ten million people know you're gay? It's not a big deal.]
[It's really okay. Medicine is so advanced now. Just find a reputable hospital to reattach it! No one will look down on you! You must live strong and proudly!]
[We told you to watch short videos right in front of the live stream, now we know all your little secrets, right?]
Duan Hongxu didn't realize anything at first.
He didn't realize until he stumbled upon the show's live stream.
Seeing that the audience was comforting him, telling him not to feel inferior even though he had lost his virility.
Duan Hongxu shouted, "I didn't disconnect! This isn't my phone! I didn't search for these things!"
Only Su Mian at the scene knew how wronged he was.
Many low-quality mobile phones nowadays cannot disable eavesdropping functions.
Even when the internet is offline, it will automatically start recording.
Once connected to the internet, advertisements will start rolling out.
Duan Xuanyu overheard Xiang Yi talking about how "eunuchs are looked down upon" in ancient times on his phone.
They started showing him ads targeting eunuchs.
Duan Hongxu didn't want to tarnish his ancestor's reputation, so he didn't mention that it was Duan Xuanyu's phone...
In the end, he could only leave this world with a heavy burden of injustice and humiliation.
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Gu Yichen remains the only one who has remained inactive.
He really didn't want to collect leaves.
So he secretly observed for a long time, watching the other guests all run into obstacles, while he himself summarized his experiences.
He had already come up with a brilliant plan in his mind.
Now is the moment to witness a miracle!