Su Mian immediately stood up.
I walked over to Mimi and Xixi.
Aim at the phone on Xixi's table.
Xixi gripped her phone tightly, looking at Su Mian warily. "Don't even think about giving me another microloan!"
Su Mian smiled slightly, "You misunderstood. Didn't you say you couldn't afford a cell phone?"
"I came to tell you that, actually, your phone..."
"You can call the Zhuanquanquan app to pick up your used electronic devices! Zhuanquanquan is an official platform for trading secondhand electronic devices and also supports trade-ins. You can buy a used iPhone 13 on it for 2,800 yuan less than a new one!"
[I've been tricked! I watched another ad without even realizing it!]
Oh dear! It's impossible to guard against!
[Don't blame me! Sister Mian started with 0 frames again, who can defend against that!]
[Things that humanity can never defend against:]
First: Start with zero frames.
Second: Extremely long wind-up.
Third: the use of flashbacks.
Fourth: Applying formulas haphazardly.
Fifth: Personality Activation.
Mimi and Xixi suddenly felt very unhappy.
They're just trying to ride on the coattails of Su Mian's popularity.
Why did she get involved and then use them for advertising?
As someone who genuinely enjoys taking advantage of others, it's really upsetting to not only fail to get what I want but also be taken advantage of myself. It feels like losing millions.
No way, they absolutely have to ride this wave of popularity today!
Mimi suddenly pulled Xixi close and whispered something in his ear.
Xixi suddenly gave a wicked smile, Mimi lowered her head, blushing with embarrassment.
It inspires endless imagination.
Then the two of them kissed.
"..." The waiter looked up at the ceiling, his face filled with despair.
Su Mian returned to her seat without saying a word.
Seeing that her eyes were still fixed on those two people, Duan Xuanyu asked, "You want to too?"
"Of course not." Su Mian held up her heart rate watch to show him.
It has met the standard!
"There are very few things in this world that can make me restless, give me goosebumps, and make my skin crawl, but these two are one of them."
Duan Xuanyu suddenly realized something, as if he had learned something new.
He rested his chin on his hand and stared at Su Mian's profile for a long time.
For the sake of public order and good morals, let's find another opportunity.
Su Mian's heart rate quickly returned to normal.
For some reason, Mimi and Xixi, who were sitting next to me, had been talking about paying the bill, but now they've started eating again.
Su Mian and Duan Xuanyu were planning to leave.
The boss treated them to this meal, so they didn't have to pay the bill.
Su Mian lowered her head and packed her bag.
While eating, Mimi at the next table suddenly started breathing rapidly, and her face turned bluish-purple!
Xixi casually handed her a glass of water, while muttering complaints.
"Why are you eating so fast? Didn't I just promise you that you'd eat more today so you could serve me properly when we get back? You're eating so fast, it's like I'm trying to steal your food."
Mimi couldn't say anything, her expression was extremely painful, and she was pounding her chest!
[I really can't see how much these two love each other. The girlfriend is in so much pain, and the boyfriend doesn't care at all. He even blames her for eating too much!]
[Is this someone choking on food? That could be fatal!]
[Use the Heimlich First Aid Maneuver immediately!]
Su Mian was packing her bag and didn't notice what was happening with Mimi.
Suddenly, I caught a glimpse of a figure flashing by out of the corner of my eye.
She looked up and saw that it was the waiter who had helped her throw away the dirty food rushing towards her!
Didn't he already promise not to come?
The waiter pulled Mimi up, hugged her from behind, pressed against her waist, and tightened his grip.
This is a commonly used first aid method for airway obstruction, the Heimlich Maneuver, which many people at the scene are familiar with.
But Xixi, looking furious, went up to the waiter and slapped him, yelling, "You bastard, how dare you touch my woman!"
After hitting him, she pushed him back forcefully!
The waiter lost his balance and fell headfirst into the corner of the marble tabletop!
Sitting on the outside, Duan Xuanyu always remembered Su Mian's instructions.
He reacted quickly, grabbing the waiter and preventing a tragedy from happening.
[Holy crap! You're such a jerk! Someone saved your girlfriend, and you treat him like this!]
[Luckily, Tyrant Bro reacted quickly! Otherwise, that waiter would definitely have had a bloody head!]
[Ugh, I'm so angry! I shouldn't have saved her!]
Mimi coughed up the bone stuck in her throat because of the waiter's first aid.
However, she still had no intention of speaking up for her savior.
She stood next to her boyfriend, clutching her chest, and said, "Honey, he was squeezing me so hard just now."
Xixi pointed at the waiter and cursed, "Pay up! You have to pay up today!"
At that moment, the manager walked over and asked the waiter, "Are you alright?"
The waiter shook his head.
The manager looked at Mimi and Xixi: "Our employees are human too. They tried to save someone and you slapped them. This isn't going to be easy. We have security cameras in the store, and we're going to call the police."
The manager immediately started calling the police.
Based on the ratings of the dating reality show, this news should have spread rapidly by now.
Su Mian was very curious: had this couple's marriage fallen apart?
She searched their homepages.
See the latest comments.
That service worker deserved to be beaten. Does anyone know anything about sea or first aid? His actions looked like he was taking advantage of someone! Xixi showed some manly spirit!
[ Xixi did the right thing! If another man touched my wife, I'd chop off his hand!]
If my husband cared about me that much, I'd be laughing in my sleep!
Su Mian silently looked down at her heart rate watch.
It's jumped to 150 again.
Sometimes it has to be these oddballs.
Anyone with a normal brain wouldn't cause her such extreme emotional fluctuations.
Duan Xuanyu moved closer to her and saw the comments as well.
He didn't understand. "Why are all these people so distorting the truth?"
Su Mian whispered, "Because that's the kind of audience they attract."
"They might genuinely enjoy taking advantage of others, or they might just be oddballs in real life, but this account is quite adept at managing the emotions of its target audience."
"The emotional value their audience needs is no longer about being in a low point and becoming a strong person through hard work."
"They're thinking about something more practical—no matter how uneducated or unambitious they are, their spouses still can't live without them."
Duan Xuanyu rested his chin on his hand, staring intently at Su Mian.
He didn't quite understand what "creating an account" meant.
All he knew was that she was amazing, and that the way she spoke so seriously was incredibly charming.
This reminded him of his time in Northern Liang, when the ministers all said that he had just ascended the throne and discovered many locust larvae, foretelling a locust plague in the future, a divine punishment sent down by Heaven to quell his displeasure with his ascension...
Su Mian stood in front of him, protecting him, and earnestly explained to the ministers what biological control was.
Back then, he was just like he is now, staring at her intently, not wanting to miss a single expression on her face.
The ministers didn't believe her, so she actually led a large number of ducks on a campaign and dealt with the locust plague.
Unfortunately, this incident delayed their wedding.
Otherwise, they would have gotten married and consummated their marriage long ago.
Unbeknownst to Duan Xuanyu, his gesture of resting his face on one hand revealed the location of his heart rate monitor.
The audience watched in disbelief as Su Mian did nothing, yet his heart rate skyrocketed.
One hundred, one hundred and fifty, two hundred...
[Here we go again, he's started again...]
[ Tyrant Bro: 200 heartbeats is the watch's limit, not my limit.]
[The ending change is a sure thing!]