Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape
Chapter 163

Black-hearted Mian, full of wicked schemes

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The audience thought Su Mian was going to confront Tiss head-on.

Unexpectedly, she simply squeezed to the back of the crowd, took out a piece of paper from her bag, and wrote something down.

Then he handed it to Tiss.

Tiss immediately took it and signed it for Su Mian.

Su Mian took it and turned to leave.

The audience was disappointed by her behavior of swallowing her anger.

Suddenly, Tiss realized something and abruptly called out to Su Mian, "Wait! What did you just sign for me?!"

Su Mian held the thing tightly in her hand, refusing to show it to Tiss.

He simply smiled slightly at her and said, "You know that."

I knew it!

[Haha, this wad of rotten cotton looks so stale and rotten, there's definitely something fishy going on!]

[A normal person is full of shit, Mianmian is full of bad ideas.]

Tiss just finished signing and then realized that it seemed to specify in detail what she was supposed to do...

She didn't see it clearly at first glance, but realized something was wrong after she signed it; it seemed like some kind of bad contract!

The main problem is that she works in an industry that... I'm genuinely afraid of this kind of thing.

It's so easy to make a mistake in signing a contract and end up on a path of no return!

Tiss quickly turned off his live stream.

Although she didn't actually know Su Mian, she felt she looked familiar and assumed she was a popular internet celebrity.

Online celebrities know the pitfalls of this industry best.

Tiss panicked a little. "We're all in the same business, don't try to scam me! Show me what you just signed."

Su Mian leaned back in her chair nonchalantly. "It's only when you're in the same line of work that they'll try to rip you off. The worst thing that can happen in our line of work is to work in our own line of work."

Tiss admitted defeat. "I was wrong, we don't have that much of a grudge, right..."

Su Mian pointed at her fans. "Your fans are so noisy, they're making me feel irritable."

Tiss had no choice but to tell the truth, "Actually, they're not my fans, they're just tourists at this airport."

"I just hired someone temporarily to be my extra. They were to shout '20' softly, '40' loudly, and '60' at the top of their lungs..."

"I've already been so honest, so please give me back what I just signed."

When those fake fans realized they had no work to do, they all instantly put on a half-dead, working-class face and went to Tess's team to ask for their wages.

[... No, sis?]

[I knew it! The airport would never let fans chasing celebrities through the boarding gate; it's obviously fake!]

[Haha, we should invite Teacher Gu over too! We could make another sixty yuan!]

Su Mian nodded and said, "And why did you make me move aside just now? This isn't your home."

Tiss was almost in tears. "I'm sorry, I was wrong. From now on, I'll avoid selling anything you sell; I won't work in the same industry as you."

Seeing that she was quite remorseful, Su Mian gave her the paper. "Okay, here you go."

The paper reads, "In 2025... owed Su Mian [amount in ten thousand yuan] [in capital letters]."

It's an IOU.

This person actually made me sign an IOU.

Tiss realized he'd been tricked and was actually quite angry.

At this point, all the other guests on the show had finished their security checks and gathered around Su Mian.

Tiss realized upon closer inspection that it was actually a TV production crew...

Her heart skipped a beat... How did she end up getting involved with the TV show recording without even realizing it?

What she did... wasn't just selling counterfeit goods via livestream.

Hopefully, the show will have low ratings and no one will discover her secret.

Tiss quickly moved away from them and waited to board the plane.

-

There's still half an hour before boarding.

The number of passengers at the boarding gate was increasing.

Many of them are foreigners.

Their clothing style is very distinctive, making it easy to tell which country they are from.

The one wearing a black-rimmed white headscarf is from the Sand Kingdom.

Those guys in trendy clothes and baggy pants, a group with both dark and fair skin, talking like they're rapping—that's the spirited young men from Country A.

Those girls with elaborate makeup, but the boys with greasy hair plastered to their scalps, making their heads look like a big toe, are from country K.

It's said that this is because broad-shouldered men are currently a popular aesthetic in country K.

The men there make sure to slick their hair back and make it stick to their scalps every day so that their shoulders look broad.

Those people from K country were arguing with several locals from the north of the city.

I don't understand what they're arguing about.

But you can hear the words "mala tang" mentioned frequently.

Could it be that they started arguing because they didn't like the spicy hot pot they ate?

The drawbacks of filming a program abroad became apparent.

Even as a bystander, I can't understand it.

Suddenly, a member of the production crew came running over and handed each of the guests a translator.

The host's voice rang out. "Real-time simultaneous interpretation is here! You don't need to worry about communication problems when you're abroad!"

"Viewers, don't worry, we've upgraded our equipment, and the live stream will still run smoothly overseas. There will also be professional translators providing real-time translation in the studio!"

All guests brought translators.

Now I can finally understand what's going on around me.

A local said, "Guess why you call spicy hot pot 'malatang'? It's a transliteration from our country! That's how we pronounce it! And you think you invented spicy hot pot? That's hilarious!"

The person from country K said, "That's because we invented Chinese characters! You don't understand Chinese characters as well as we do!"

Local: "Can you guess why Chinese characters are called Chinese characters?"

K country person. "Of course, it's a script invented on the other side of the Han River!"

Local: "Fuck your grandpa!"

[Haha, simple foul language, the ultimate enjoyment!]

I'm so angry while I'm eating spicy hot pot!

[This makes me so angry!]

[The origin of Mala Tang (a type of spicy hot pot) has been debated for many years, but we haven't paid much attention to it; we just find it funny. However, people in Country K have persisted in claiming it, successfully brainwashing their young people, who now firmly believe it.]

[If we double the price of our kimchi exports from Eastern Province, they'll behave!]

Su Mian was eating melon when she suddenly heard Duan Xuanyu next to her say something like, "... must be executed!"

After that, we'll stand up and fight them.

Duan Xuanyu is usually a very calm person.

They can watch the spectacle with a detached eye, no matter what kind of oddity they see.

But when it comes to barbarian tribes who have committed acts of great disrespect towards the Celestial Empire, he is the most agitated of all.

Duan Hongxu quickly stopped his ancestor, saying, "We're about to take off. If we fight now, it will delay our journey. Otherwise, I would have joined the fight. Actually, I understand you. You emperors are the least tolerant of this kind of thing..."

Duan Xuanyu was fired up. "An emperor is an emperor, neither ordinary nor great!"

After that, we'll go up and take them down.

Su Mian: "What are you burning? Sit down."

Duan Xuanyu lowered his head and met her gaze for a few seconds.

Although he was unwilling to accept it, he still sat down.

Su Mian extended her hand. "Shake hands."

"..." Duan Xuanyu placed his hand in her palm.

Su Mian squeezed the ball, then took a small tennis ball out of her bag and tossed it a short distance away. "Go, fetch the ball."

Duan Xuanyu: "..."

[Wait, this process seems familiar?]

The most human/beastial episode of this show has appeared!

[Evil, black-hearted cotton, full of wicked schemes!]

[ Mianmian: Helping countless men leave ordinary families...]

While Duan Xuanyu went to retrieve the ball, Su Mian glanced at the big toes over there.

It's not that we don't support getting fired up.

There are simply ways to achieve victory without bloodshed, rather than simply setting things on fire.

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