Duan Hongxu pushed all the children aside and stood in front of Su Mian.
"My grandma is old, please don't crowd her. It would be bad if she fell. You can go play over there."
Su Mian waved her hand. "It's alright! Grandma is perfectly healthy. I'm here at the beach today to save a hundred children who have fallen into the water!"
[Child: Please, please look forward to our good fortune.]
Is Teacup Dog Teacher jealous?!
[I've never seen Teacher Cha so enthusiastic before; it seems he values family more than romantic love!]
[Others go on dating reality shows to find partners. Teacup Dog goes on a dating reality show to find his grandma.]
Duan Hongxu chased all the children away, and they went off to play.
Each guest also contributed their own efforts.
Some lay down and chatted with the children, some helped the children collect seashells, and some played beach volleyball with the children...
Once you get used to it, you can usually get a few tickets.
But everyone's efficiency is low today, so we probably won't get many copies by the end of the day.
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Duan Xuanyu sat alone under the parasol, his gaze fixed on Su Mian.
She actually saved several students.
It wouldn't matter if it were just a young child.
The problem is that these students, especially the boys, are already quite old at fifteen or sixteen, and they're all taller than her...
Besides, aren't there lifeguards nearby? There's no need to campaign in such a tiring way.
In any case Duan Xuanyu felt uncomfortable.
A child ran up to him and called out, "Teacher, let's go snorkeling together! We can see coral reefs over there!"
Duan Xuanyu initially wanted to refuse, but then an idea suddenly occurred to him...
He stood up. "Okay."
After a while...
The children started shouting, "The teacher is drowning! Help! The teacher is dying!"
Su Mian was very close to them.
Upon hearing the shouts, she immediately swam towards them.
When they got there, they discovered that the person who had drowned was actually Duan Xuanyu!
"You can't swim and you're snorkeling to see coral reefs?! Are you out of your mind?!"
She reached out to him, and just as her fingers grasped his arm, he twisted her wrist behind her back.
He pulled her closer and hugged her as if he were truly terrified.
Su Mian lifted her head in his arms. His white shirt was soaked with seawater and clung to his body. The buttons at his neck were washed open by the undercurrent, and water droplets rolled down his jawline and into his collarbone, swirling around.
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...]
[Mermaid!]
[Men look best when they're subtly alluring! Much better than those who are completely naked on the beach!]
[It took me 0.1 seconds to tell that Tyrant Bro's drowning act was 300% fake. You should try it too!]
[ Tyrant Bro, where did you study? You've even learned how to seduce people!]
Su Mian stared at him for a long time.
Until he spoke up, "Have you seen enough?"
Su Mian: "... Stingy."
Duan Xuanyu's eyes curved slightly, his wet chin brushing against her cool nose. "Three years ago, when you saved me, you told me you would teach me everything I wanted to learn, that you would give me the ability to take revenge... Does that still count?"
Su Mian retorted, "Haven't you already taken your revenge?"
"But there's still so much I want to learn, so much I haven't mastered." He grabbed Su Mian's wrist and suddenly sank into the sea, heading towards the deep water.
"Teach me to swim, or teach me how to fall in love."
Tens of millions of viewers watched as pearl-like bubbles rose in the live stream, Duan Xuanyu's disheveled hair intertwined with Su Mian's loose, silvery-white hair...
But what happened underwater was impossible for the photographer to capture on camera.
Fortunately, the guests had waterproof recording equipment on them, which clearly recorded what they said.
[Teach me how to swim! Or teach me how to date! Ahhhhhh, Holy Tyrant Bro, when did you become so good at this?!]
[Saved me three years ago??? Revenge? You two have this past! Is there anything we CP fans can't hear?!]
[Weren't they always like an old married couple? I always thought of them as such because they'd been together for so long that things got boring, so they came to this dating reality show to hide their identities.]
[In the eyes of us Emperor-Empress CP fans, they are the kind of old married couple whose destiny was preordained, loving each other through lifetimes!]
The two of them only stayed afloat for three seconds after their first dive.
Su Mian's old-age makeup was washed away by the water, revealing small moles adorning the corners of her eyes, and her long, white-dyed hair scattered on the water's surface.
She saw the triumphant smile in his eyes and knew he was just pretending!
She gritted her teeth and sneered, "Swimming, is that it? I'll teach you right now!"
Before he could react, she pulled him down into the water!
There were many coral reefs in this sea area. Duan Xuanyu saw her arm about to hit a reef and instinctively reached out to protect her, but he touched a cold hairband on her wrist.
This is the red hairband he bought for her in the last episode.
That time, he used his ability to turn back time to secretly kiss her three times.
She always wore the hairband he gave her.
Sure enough, she cared about him even more than he thought.
His heart softened, and he wanted to laugh, but he couldn't help it and choked on a mouthful of salty seawater.
As a feeling of suffocation surged up, Su Mian's soft lips covered his, her breath filling his mouth; she had once again saved him in time.
She pulled him along, swam up to him, and then let go.
But he wouldn't let go, gently touching her nose, his Adam's apple bobbing. "Is this also artificial respiration? Just like before?"
Su Mian: "Mmm."
He grabbed her again and pulled her down.
The two briefly surfaced before sinking back into the sea.
Su Mian's one-piece wetsuit was torn by the coral reef behind her, and his hand happened to be placed on the part of her body that was not covered by clothing. His calloused thumb caressed her waist.
With a gentle tug, the waterproof microphone device around her waist was removed.
He lowered his head and gently bit her lower lip with his canine teeth. "When you gave me CPR back then... you weren't trembling like this."
The recording equipment did not capture his last words.
Instead, I heard a colliding sound... like the sound of two bones colliding.
Then, the live stream screen turned into silent, swaying ripples.
[Help! Why is the equipment malfunctioning now!]
[What was that last sound of things colliding? Was it the sound of teeth hitting each other when the kiss was too intense, or the sound of hip bones hitting each other when they were tightly clasped...?]
[Is it still Mianmian's fist and Tyrant Bro's broken ribs?]
[Or was it a passing scallop patting its shell?]
[I want to top up my account! Show me! Cameraman, go underwater and record!]
Although the production team can't see it, it's best that they can't see it; if they could, it might not pass censorship!
The director, host, and staff lined up to bite their handkerchiefs.
If they don't end up together in this episode, they'll never air a dating reality show again.
He's gone into competitive sports.
A very, very long time passed.
Su Mian emerged from the sea with a murderous look on her face.
That brat lied to her again! He really couldn't swim back then, but now he's clearly a pro! She doesn't know when he secretly learned!
She had planned to abandon him and swim ashore.
At this point, the host kindly reminded everyone, "If the students discover the guests' disguised identities, they will be eliminated early."
Well, it's targeting her again.
The old-age makeup had completely disappeared because the area was underwater for too long.
The wetsuit was torn.
Her skin doesn't look like an old lady's at all.
Won't they definitely find out?