Duan Xuanyu and Su Mian stood together outside the gorilla enclosure, feeding the gorillas through a glass fence.
This gorilla's name is Steve.
Looking at these ferocious beasts, Duan Xuanyu was filled with mixed emotions.
Humans in the 21st century are truly remarkable; they have managed to tame so many ferocious beasts.
They truly live in a peaceful and carefree environment, which allows them to coexist harmoniously with wild beasts.
In ancient times, these wild beasts would either be tamed for use in war or slaughtered for food.
Duan Xuanyu peeled the banana, intending to hand it to the gorilla through the hole.
Unexpectedly, the gorilla suddenly turned around and pooped.
Then he picked up the big lump with one hand and smashed it hard against the glass!
Snap!
A lump of dung is stuck to the glass!
The gorilla jumped around, clapping and laughing.
[Haha, guess why this gorilla is called "Shit-Passing Steve"? Because it likes to hand poop to tourists.]
[I heard that this zoo used to not have glass enclosures for the orangutans, but they installed them after visitors started leaving covered in feces.]
[ Tyrant Bro, you've struck gold! This gorilla is the zoo's biggest internet celebrity; lots of people come to see it just to experience having poop thrown at them!]
[This is too much! Even animals need to be creative these days...]
Duan Xuanyu looked at Steve through the stained glass.
His eyes were dark and filled with murderous intent.
"Did you know? Banana peels actually have other uses," Su Mian's voice suddenly came.
Duan Xuanyu's gaze immediately became obedient and clear. "Really? What's the use?"
Su Mian pointed to the glass in front of her. "Isn't it that you can't see through the glass, but you can't reach the inside either? Just rub the inside of a banana peel against the glass."
Duan Xuanyu never expected that a small banana peel could have cleaning properties.
It can even break through barriers and clear inside?
Modern knowledge and culture have repeatedly amazed him.
He immediately peeled the banana and rubbed the peel on the glass.
However, it left a white stain on the glass.
Then Su Mian slowly continued, "That way you can get this side dirty too."
Are you kidding me?! I thought you were saying banana peels could clean stains!
[I've come up with a little life hack...]
[I hate my incredible efficiency; I was already smearing the windows with banana peels halfway through what Mianmian was saying!]
Duan Xuanyu stared at Su Mian speechlessly for a while, then laughed in exasperation.
He thought it was modern cleaning technology.
Little did he expect that Su Mian had tricked him.
Yin Xiaohong suddenly walked over. " Su Mian, excuse me, a lot of viewers have been leaving messages for our program saying that you tricked them with a little dirty trick, causing them to dirty their windows. Do you have any ideas on how to help them fix this?"
"Yes." Su Mian looked directly at the live stream camera and took out a small, exquisite glass bottle from her bag.
"Don't worry, there's also a great helper at home— Charm Brand Rose Essential Oil!"
Yin Xiaohong asked in surprise, "Rose essential oil can remove banana stains?"
Su Mian: "Of course not."
Yin Xiaohong: "Then why do you say this can help everyone?"
Su Mian: "Everyone can apply rose essential oil to their ears, so when your mom wants to pull your ears and scold you, they'll be slippery and won't be able to grab them!"
"I see!" Yin Xiaohong exclaimed, suddenly understanding.
Su Mian held the bottle of rose essential oil in one hand and supported the bottom with the other, striking a gentle and sweet smile like a news anchor.
" Charm Brand Rose Essential Oil, protecting the whole family's good mood! Order now and receive a free pair of scented wet wipes!"
[My mom just beat me to death in one go, are you satisfied now?]
Even gold miners can't find this rare gold called "Mianmian."
[Remember to bring your lousy rose essential oil to court!]
[It turns out Sister Mian got another advertising deal. Throughout her career, only Sister Mian has remained true to her original aspirations, always remembering that she's on the show to make money...]
[After watching the comments, I realized that we Cotton Candy aren't all single... Doesn't anyone know that this brand of rose essential oil has aphrodisiac properties?]
After feeding the gorillas, Su Mian went to ride the Ferris wheel next to them.
When Duan Xuanyu followed, he saw a couple getting off the Ferris wheel.
The girl said, "This Ferris wheel isn't well-sealed; it's so cold up there."
The boy immediately took off his clothes and draped them over the girl. "You should have told me sooner."
Then the girl stood on tiptoe and kissed the boy.
Duan Xuanyu: "A cold..."
Su Mian quickly covered his mouth. "Don't meddle in other people's business. If they haven't bothered you, then mind your own business."
Duan Xuanyu smiled as he looked at her, his eyes crinkling slightly.
Her hands smelled sweet and were soft; they felt so good to the touch.
I secretly kissed her palm, and she didn't even know.
Actually, he didn't like meddling in other people's business. His earlier comment about them being immoral was just a test of Su Mian's attitude.
If Su Mian thought this was indecent, then she would definitely think he was well-mannered and would like him even more.
If Su Mian doesn't think it's immoral, then he can do the same to her later.
Either way, it's a good outcome.
After a short wait in line, the two boarded the Ferris wheel.
Because the staff felt it was unsafe to record on the Ferris wheel, they did not follow.
When the Ferris wheel reached halfway up the mountain, Duan Xuanyu suddenly asked Su Mian, "Are you cold?"
Looking out the window at the scenery, Su Mian casually replied, "Why would I be cold wearing so many clothes?"
Duan Xuanyu remained silent for a few seconds.
Then he asked, "Are you hot?"
Su Mian: "It's not hot, I'm fine."
Duan Xuanyu: "I'm a little hot."
Duan Xuanyu unzipped his coat and unbuttoned his shirt, slowly revealing his muscular chest.
Su Mian raised her hand and slapped him on the head. "What are you doing? Put your clothes on properly."
"..." Duan Xuanyu gazed intently at her. "We're husband and wife. What are you afraid of?"
Su Mian subconsciously avoided his gaze. "But the ceremony isn't over yet, is it?"
The coronation ceremony of the Empress in the Northern Liang was extremely grand. Preparations for the ceremony, including the ceremonial robes, imperial edict, empress's seal, and sacrificial items, took several months.
A complex sacrificial ceremony must be performed first on that day.
She only participated in half of the ceremony before she arrived here.
So to be precise, they neither had a wedding ceremony nor slept together...
From beginning to end, she only touched his abs a few times.
How can they be considered husband and wife?
Duan Xuanyu looked down at her quietly. "When we get back, I'll give you an even grander coronation ceremony."
Su Mian: "... This isn't about whether it's classic or not. I never intended to take responsibility for you. I'm a ruthless woman who conquers men; I'll run away after I'm done."
After saying such blunt and hurtful words, Su Mian immediately stared intently at his data panel.
It remained completely still.
Duan Xuanyu showed no sadness or surprise.
He paused for a moment, then chuckled softly.
His gaze was filled only with tenderness and affection for her.
"No matter where you run, I will find you and bring you home."
"..." Su Mian was somewhat restless.
She stood up and moved away from him.
For some reason, the Ferris wheel, which was perfectly fine for adults to walk around in, started swaying with her movements!
Su Mian lost her balance and fell forward.
Duan Xuanyu quickly reached out his hand, but Su Mian reacted even faster, immediately stabilizing the box by holding onto the bottom.
She sat down opposite her.
There's nothing seriously wrong, it's just that my hands feel sticky.
Looking down, I found myself pressing down on a piece of chewed gum!
"What kind of person has no manners? Spitting chewing gum in a Ferris wheel like that!"
Su Mian cursed and took out the free rose essential oil wipes to wipe her hands.
These wet wipes come in Xiao Fang packages, like the gloves used for ordering takeout.
Duan Xuanyu, worried that she might have trouble untying it with one hand, extended his hand. "Let me help you."
"No need." Su Mian simply bit it open with her teeth.
Suddenly, she stopped moving, as if frozen in place.
Duan Xuanyu: "What's wrong?"
Su Mian: "I accidentally squeezed some of the essential oil from this package into my mouth!"
Silence.
A deathly silence.
After a long while, Duan Xuanyu suddenly asked, "Is it delicious? Let me try some."
"..." Su Mian looked at him with complicated emotions.
The key point is that this essential oil has aphrodisiac effects!