Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape
Chapter 89

You really understand how we introverts date

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Su Mian's expression remained unchanged.

Ask him?

She smiled slightly, "If you insist on being so stubborn, then we'll see who's begging whom later."

After the rules were explained, the production team transferred 100 yuan to the accounts of the three couples, and the spending task officially began.

Everyone headed towards the shopping mall.

Yu Liqi, who had been hiding in a corner and completely unnoticed, still followed Su Mian closely.

Yin Xiaohong reminded her, " Teacher Yu, this is a dating reality show. You can get to know the male guests you like."

The implication is: Stop following the female guest around!

Yu Liqi blushed again, lowered her head, and tried to come up with a reason. "... I, I don't want to express it too obviously, I prefer to have a crush on someone secretly."

Yin Xiaohong immediately looked at Duan Xuanyu: "Could it be that the male guest you like is...?"

"No, no, no!" Yu Liqi panicked and quickly waved her hands!

She's definitely not here to break up a couple!

Her face was flushed red to her neck, her embarrassment practically overflowing the screen, "The male guest I like isn't in this group..."

Yin Xiaohong then asked, "Then why are you still sticking with this group instead of the group with the person you like?"

Yu Liqi's voice trembled with nervousness. "Because... I like long-distance relationships."

[Hey sis, are you here for a dating reality show to portray unrequited love and long-distance relationships?]

[Haha, it's confirmed! I feel like she's about to shatter!]

[Why would someone like me go on a variety show? They must have been forced by their boss, right? They didn't dare refuse and had to bite the bullet and go... If it were me, I would never get over this psychological trauma...]

Su Mian, who was ahead, turned around and called out to her, "Are you done chatting? Let's go shopping!"

Yu Liqi didn't dare to look up, feeling like many people were watching her.

She had found an excuse to follow Su Mian.

But upon closer reflection, she realized that she definitely wouldn't have a good life following Su Mian.

Su Mian is too socially awkward; she's practically Su Mian's toy.

Although Su Mian didn't actively play with her.

Standing next to Su Mian, she felt like she was being played by her.

Yu Liqi touched her hair helplessly, staring blankly at her phone...

I've finally come up with another excuse!

She quickly said to Sister Xiaohong, "How about I take the high-speed train by myself and go to my destination first?"

Yin Xiaohong smiled politely, "But we're a dating reality show..."

Yu Liqi tapped her phone. "It's okay, I'll message the male guest I like. I'll add his contact information in the show's group chat!"

"This is the internet, online dating!"

"Our dating reality show allows us to try out various dating styles, like online dating like mine!"

She mustered up her courage and fought for herself.

[Secret Love, Long-Distance Relationship, Online Dating—Sister, you really understand how we Chinese people date!]

That's enough! I feel sorry for her. [crying]

[Okay! You'll find love online, and so will I! I'll immediately open my Tantan, Qingteng, Jiayuan, Baihe, Soul, Yidui Tongcheng, Blue...]

[Upstairs, you really don't discriminate between men, women, young, or old.]

Yin Xiaohong: "But you still have a task..."

Yu Liqi gripped her phone tightly.

Let's finish the mission first, then I'll go hide at the destination alone!

Moreover, she knew that this task was purely intended to harm the guests.

If you're going to harm someone, harm Fang Nuonuo!

So she declined Su Mian's invitation.

He ran straight up to Fang Nuonuo.

He took out the lottery box and said succinctly, "Draw!"

Fang Nuonuo had no choice but to reach out and draw a lot.

When I opened it, it said, "Please give me a haircut."

[It seems the new female guest is targeting Teacher Fang very specifically! There must be some gossip between them!]

[This group is really unlucky! They're in a mid-range mall; it's probably hard to find a haircut for under 100 yuan here.]

Fang Nuonuo and Gu Yichen had no choice but to take Yu Liqi to find a hair salon in the mall.

I asked around at several places and found the cheapest one: 88 yuan for a haircut.

Yu Liqi only cut a tiny bit of the ends of her hair.

It looks exactly the same after cutting or not.

[It's so realistic! They filmed me getting a haircut, spent hundreds of dollars, and afterwards I couldn't tell the difference at all.]

[This group still has 12 yuan left, how are you two going to manage?]

Looks like I'll have to scrape it off with leaves...

After causing trouble, Yu Liqi went to her destination by herself.

Fang Nuonuo and Gu Yichen, with the remaining twelve yuan, wandered around for a long time, unsure of what they could afford to buy.

Fang Nuonuo said guiltily, "I feel like she was targeting me, but I don't know what I did to offend her... Anyway, I'm sorry, I've dragged you into this."

Gu Yichen gave a faint "hmm".

Fang Nuonuo's eyes reddened. "Then I won't eat today, and I'll keep all the money to buy daily necessities."

Gu Yichen was silent for a moment, then said, "12 yuan isn't enough to buy any daily necessities. Let's eat something, otherwise, fainting from low blood sugar will cost even more."

Fang Nuonuo asked worriedly, "What are we going to do if we don't have any daily necessities left?"

Gu Yichen: "Once the other two groups have finished buying, we'll exchange our labor with them, hoping they'll give us something in return."

Fang Nuonuo nodded, her voice choked with emotion, "Okay, I'll do whatever you say... I've never felt so helpless in my entire life."

She raised her hand and covered her face.

Her sleeve slipped down, revealing a women's watch worth over three million yuan on her wrist.

[Oh my god, look at that watch! It's seven figures! Could it be that Goddess Fang is also from a wealthy family?]

[Young Miss! Look at this old servant!]

One stone stirs up a thousand waves!

Many of the older fans who had previously left the fandom are now returning!

[Goddess, I knew it! I didn't fall in love with the wrong person at first sight.]

[ Goddess Fang, come and get to know me. I am of high moral character and exceptional intelligence, and I can help you manage your family business. My phone number is ***.]

[Honey, contact me! Let's get married soon, otherwise you'll be too old to have children.]

[Although I don't like Fang Nuonuo, seeing her being targeted by these persistent ghosts again makes me feel sorry for her...]

No wonder the young lady performed so poorly this time; it turns out she's a rich heiress who's never experienced poverty!

[The task I just drew didn't specify that I had to go to a barbershop for a haircut. Is it possible to complete the task by simply buying a ten-yuan pair of scissors from a boutique? I feel this isn't a matter of being rich or poor; it's a matter of intelligence.]

Fang Nuonuo doesn't have time to go online yet.

She and Gu Yichen didn't find food they could afford until they reached the food court on the basement level of the mall.

Small vegetable buns.

One costs six yuan.

These are the prices in mid-range shopping malls in Beijing.

I bought two, and that used up all my money.

While waiting for the steamed buns, Fang Nuonuo checked her phone.

That's when I realized I'm finally trending!

Fang Nuonuo, the Rich Young Lady#

The number of followers has also rebounded rapidly!

She opened the message and read the private messages from her fans.

Many of them are expressing love.

There was only one fan who was different... This fan had consistently posted declarations of love on her page when she was down on her luck, so she remembered him.

She opened her private messages and took a look.

She discovered that he had been helping her to criticize Su Mian for the past two weeks.

He kept saying that Su Mian stole her thunder, and that he would teach Su Mian a lesson offline sooner or later.

She had ignored it before.

But today...

Fang Nuonuo replied to him, "Please don't be impulsive. We're recording a program at the Chaoyang Shopping Mall on the Third Ring Road today. There are a lot of people here. I don't want you to get into trouble. Please don't come."

After giving this person Su Mian's specific address, she calmly turned off her phone, which had a privacy screen protector.

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