Fierce! After Going Unhinged, I Team Up with a Tyrant to Whip a Dating Show into Shape
Chapter 93

Tyrant Bro Had a Blast Acting That Out, Huh?

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To increase audience interaction, the production team did not film the messages received by the guests.

Therefore, the audience has no idea who the mission takers are or what their missions are.

Su Mian's secret mission is:

[So that everyone on the train can hear you say the following line: Honey, say something!]

Saying this wasn't difficult for Su Mian; she wasn't embarrassed at all.

The challenge lies in making the statement sound natural and not abrupt.

She didn't want others to realize she was on a mission.

What are you two doing? Aren't you hungry?

Duan Hongxu suddenly walked over, rested his arm on the back of the seat in front of him, and smiled at the two of them.

Duan Xuanyu's first time riding a high-speed train. He was excitedly looking out the window, experiencing the speed of modern life, and didn't say anything to him.

Su Mian looked up at him for a few seconds, then tentatively asked, "Are you here to do a mission with me?"

Duan Hongxu smiled but remained silent.

Today at the shopping mall, it was the first time in his life that he had experienced such a dramatic and tumultuous social situation.

It would take him a lifetime to heal.

But he was unwilling to be bullied like this.

So now is the time to make them feel utterly ashamed!

He immediately sought revenge, yelling at Duan Xuanyu, "Brother, you've been fooled by this woman! The child in her belly isn't yours! It's mine!"

All eyes on the train turned to him.

However, because the live broadcast cameras were well hidden, and the three guests wore hats and masks to keep a low profile, the people on the train were unaware that a program was being filmed.

I thought I'd eaten a real exploding melon!

Many people even stood up to watch, their faces filled with the excitement of hearing gossip!

Some people even took out their phones to record videos and share them with their friends and family!

[Speak louder! This is glorious!]

[Hahaha, giving passersby a little shock!]

[The way the bystanders watched the drama unfold is so relatable. I can't even imagine how excited I would be on this train!]

[Is this the hidden mission of Teacup Dog Teacher? Isn't it too abrupt? It was noticed right away, wasn't it?]

Duan Xuanyu guessed the same thing and whispered to Su Mian, "Is he completing a mission?"

Su Mian thought about it and realized something was wrong.

Anyone with even a little bit of competitiveness wouldn't have made the task so abrupt.

She shook her head. "I don't think so. He probably just wants to make me so ashamed that I want to disappear, so embarrassed that I have to run away everywhere, as revenge for what I did to him in the mall."

But can she make him happy?

Definitely not.

The word "awkward" doesn't exist in Su Mian's life.

Su Mian crossed her arms and said helplessly to Duan Hongxu, "Alright, alright, stop making a scene! The child isn't yours."

Duan Xuanyu immediately understood her meaning and looked Duan Hongxu up and down. "Could you have given birth to someone like you?"

"..." Duan Hongxu was stunned.

[Haha, when a normal person tries to provoke an e-person!]

[This is toxic! You three absolutely have to finish this charade!]

Every line spoken by these three characters was so powerful and moving...

[ Mianmian, the veteran artist, is so relaxed; she speaks fluently and effortlessly. [Strong][Strong][Strong]]

According to the scenario Duan Hongxu had rehearsed in his mind, Su Mian should be angrily saying, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

The worst reaction would be that they would both feel confused.

But why is this happening?

However, he was well-prepared.

He pulled Su Mian up and said sincerely, "Sister-in-law, I know you love me. You're just saying this to make me angry! Otherwise, you wouldn't have gone to my room while my brother was asleep that day!"

Su Mian stared at him quietly for a few seconds, then suddenly turned to the passersby on the train and said, "Don't take pictures! You're not allowed to take pictures! You're going to spread them, aren't you! I'll sue you!"

Her fierce lawyer's letter made the whole story seem even more real!

The passersby were shocked and dared not take any more pictures; they were genuinely frightened and put their phones away.

Su Mian turned around again and directly shook off Duan Hongxu's hand!

"Don't try to break up my family anymore. You have no chance to remarry!"

"My husband said that no matter whose father the child is, he will take the child's surname!"

She pulled Duan Xuanyu up abruptly, "Honey, say something!"

The voice was very loud!

The whole train heard it!

Everyone was stunned.

A long silence followed.

Duan Xuanyu snapped out of his daze and gently took Su Mian's hand, "I'll let it go this time, but don't let me find out you cheat on me again. Give me a kiss."

[What?! You can do that?!]

[ The Tyrant Bro is even more of a heavyweight! I never would have guessed such an answer in my entire life...]

[Haha, you had a great time playing the Tyrant Bro, didn't you!]

[ Tyrant Bro! A man with your magnanimity can succeed at anything!]

Why did the production team even have netizens create scripts for them to act out? They were having so much fun acting it out themselves, hahaha!

[Could Tyrant Bro also be a mission taker? Is his mission just to kiss Mianmian?]

[I bet none of the three of them were actually on a mission; they were just enjoying the fun of acting out scenes on the go!]

Seeing that he was actually leaning in closer, Su Mian quickly reached out to stop him. "Hey, what are you doing?"

Duan Xuanyu: "This is the first time I've heard you call me that, I'm a little excited."

Su Mian: "Actually, I was just playing with abstract concepts; this sentence was just a meme..."

She has perfectly integrated the mission lines into the dialogue.

After explaining it again, he further ruled out any suspicion that he was doing the task.

Duan Xuanyu looked down at her. "What? I don't understand."

[ Sister Mian: I'm never doing abstract humor again. First, nobody understands my humor; second, some people genuinely think I'm an idiot.]

[Third: He'll take abstract concepts seriously when you play with the puppy.]

[Fourth: Abstraction can cause people to lose their ability to express themselves sincerely amidst illusory banter and absurdity, and can also complicate and sour what were originally pure interpersonal relationships.]

[Fifth Personality, Activate!]

Passengers on the train breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this.

As soon as she said she was playing with abstract concepts, everyone knew it was fake.

It's probably just some prank game played by an internet celebrity, right?

People often take photos like this online.

Many people laughed.

The once quiet carriage returned to normal.

Just then, Duan Hongxu suddenly broke down and shouted, "Go! Go! You two go! I'll live alone from now on!"

After saying that, he turned around, leaned on the back of the chair, and burst into tears!

Passerby: "...?"

Seeing him crying so bitterly, no one dared to laugh.

Isn't this just acting?

Is this explosive gossip actually true?

Su Mian lowered her head and peered down at Duan Hongxu: "Did you really cry?"

Duan Xuanyu poked his arm, Duan Hongxu shook him off.

Duan Xuanyu poked his back, and Duan Hongxu turned around and lay down in another spot.

Duan Xuanyu poked his armpit. Duan Hongxu: "... Are you ever going to stop?!"

[Actually, I feel sorry for him. He's crying like this, and those two are still poking at him. They don't care about his feelings at all.]

On the contrary.

I would like to hear more details.

[It tastes sweet.]

[This is only human nature.]

The pedestrians on the bus still didn't dare to laugh.

Silence fell over the train once again.

After a few seconds of silence, Duan Hongxu suddenly burst into laughter again. "I acted! Did I scare you?"

"..." Everyone wore a speechless expression.

Duan Hongxu turned and left.

My ears are burning hot.

He died twice in one day... He didn't want to live in this world anymore.

When our ancestors return to ancient times, I hope they can take him with them TAT.

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