[What fucking bowl-balancing dance? He wanted you to look at the heart-shaped fried egg and luncheon meat his husband made him.]
[Showing off the late-night snack his husband made? What a cute kitty.]
[@Chuan fans, has your fave ever made you a heart-shaped fried egg?]
[I feel sorry for Chuan fans. Having a sister-in-law who loves rubbing it in your faces like this, tsk, tsk, tsk.]
[A word of advice to Chuan fans: go easier on Shen Xingcan from now on, because when he gets upset, your fave is the one who has to comfort him.]
[If I hadn't watched this show, I never could have imagined Xie Linchuan making someone a late-night snack one day, let alone a heart-shaped fried egg?!]
[What's so unimaginable about that? Just look at how practiced he is. You can tell this definitely isn't his first time doing something like this for Shen Xingcan.]
The fried egg met Shen Xingcan's requirements perfectly, golden and crisp on the outside, with a slightly runny yolk inside.
Shen Xingcan polished off the entire fried egg, then ate a few strands of noodles before deciding he was full.
So he nudged the man beside him with his foot and pushed his bowl forward. "I'm full."
Xie Linchuan took the bowl from Shen Xingcan and naturally tipped the noodles, of which he had eaten only a tiny portion, into his own bowl.
Shen Xingcan clicked his tongue. "You're a celebrity, you know. Eating this much so late at night-you'd better watch out for weight gain."
Xie Linchuan remained expressionless. "Even on this island, I set aside an hour to jog."
The implication was that he was nothing like someone such as Shen Xingcan.
Shen Xingcan was disdainful. "Fine, you're the most disciplined person ever. Happy?"
Of course, Shen Xingcan exercised too. After all, if he were too weak, he wouldn't be able to sing and dance for two hours straight at a concert, but his exercise was limited to the periods when he held concerts.
Normally, Shen Xingcan avoided moving whenever he could.
Xie Linchuan didn't deny it. "I am more disciplined than you."
Shen Xingcan rolled his eyes. "I can't be bothered with you."
[Aaah, eating noodles he's already eaten! How the fuck is that any different from an indirect kiss?]
[Xie Linchuan, can you rein in those intentions of yours? Can you stay away from our baby Xingcan!]
[Can fans, stop fighting it. Your Xingcan loves his husband to death. Just accept this brother-in-law. Sigh, these days I only do two things online: persuade Chuan fans to accept their sister-in-law, and persuade Can fans to accept their brother-in-law.]
[That's a busy schedule.]
Jiang Yifeng noisily slurped down a bowl of noodles and let out a loud burp.
"That really hit the spot."
Once Xie Linchuan had finished too, Jiang Yifeng took it upon himself to wash all the bowls, chopsticks, and the pot until they were spotless.
"I need to go out and walk a few laps. I ate a little too much."
After Jiang Yifeng left, Shen Xingcan took the two peeled eggs and began pressing them against his eyes.
After doing that for a while, he suddenly sat up in his lounge chair again. "No, I feel like I smell of instant noodles all over. Xie Linchuan, go get my shoes. I want a bath."
"A sprained ankle needs at least one night to recover."
"You can support me."
"Too much trouble."
Shen Xingcan was just about to fly into a little thunderous rage and say, How dare you, Xie Linchuan! You dare turn your nose up at this crown prince? when Xie Linchuan spoke again.
"On my back or in my arms?"
Shen Xingcan said, "Your back."
Being carried in his arms would be a little too intimate.
So Xie Linchuan hoisted Shen Xingcan onto his back.
Shen Xingcan looped his arms around Xie Linchuan's neck and swung his feet. "I'm a genius for coming up with that sprained-ankle excuse."
With that excuse, his current behavior couldn't have been more reasonable~
"But if Genius Shen swings his feet around a few more times, everyone will realize there's actually nothing wrong with his ankle."
Shen Xingcan said, "..."
That seemed like a fair point.
There were no cameras inside the individual sections of the rest area, but since Genius Shen had no shoes, he was carried all the way to the bathroom.
Apple's rest area was very well built; the bathroom had facilities for both showers and baths.
Draped over Xie Linchuan's back, Shen Xingcan whispered in his ear, "You can take a bath and a shower at the same time. Xie Linchuan, want to bathe with me?"
Warm breath brushed his ear, instantly making Xie Linchuan's body tense. His hands beneath the knees of the man on his back involuntarily tightened their grip.
Xie Linchuan said, "...I have no objections, if you really want me to stay."
Shen Xingcan gave a soft huff. "I was only joking. I don't want you to stay. What if you go wild and try to have your wicked way with me?"
Xie Linchuan said, "..."
Shen Xingcan enjoyed a comfortable hot bath and felt all his fatigue melt away. He dried himself off, carelessly wrapped a bathrobe around himself, and shuffled out of the bathroom in disposable slippers.
His cheeks were faintly pink from the hot water, adding a peach-blossom flush to his already beautiful face.
His bathrobe hung loosely, revealing glimpses of large expanses of fair skin beneath it.
Xie Linchuan stood and, expressionless, reached out to tie the bathrobe properly around the seated Shen Xingcan.
Shen Xingcan looked up at the man before him in puzzlement. "Why tie it so tightly? There's no one else here."
Xie Linchuan said, "I'm more dangerous than anyone else."
Shen Xingcan suddenly leaned forward and raised his arms to loop them around the neck of the man before him, their noses almost touching. "Hmm? How dangerous do you want to be, Best Actor Xie? Are you going to do something very dangerous to me?"