Shen Xingcan muttered to himself, "If it weren't for arson going to jail for life, starting a fire here at a time like this would definitely attract attention. Hmm, balloons would be nice too; the wind is quite strong today."
So what kind of commotion is he going to make?
Shen Xingcan's gaze swept over her basket, and finally looked at the mango tree beside her.
He bent down and took the raincoat from the basket. "If I had known it would be useful, I should have chosen the red one, but the blue one should be alright too, it's better than the green one."
After saying that, he began to carefully search for suitable branches around him.
After finding a suitable branch, Shen Xingcan tied her raincoat to it.
He shook it a few times to make sure it wouldn't be blown away by the wind, then climbed directly up the tallest and thickest mango tree nearby.
Shen Xingcan was very agile; before the audience could even react, he had already firmly wedged the wooden stick with the raincoat attached to it into the tree canopy.
[Is Shen Xingcan that agile? She got up there in no time!]
[For a cat, climbing trees is a piece of cake, isn't it?]
[Wow, such a slim and fair waist! Xie Linchuan, you've been eating way too well.]
The strong wind made the blue raincoats on the tree canopy flutter in the lush greenery, standing out conspicuously from afar.
Shen Xingcan stood under the tree, admiring her masterpiece. "Not bad, not bad. Xie Linchuan should be here soon."
He placed his basket under the mango tree and began carrying things into it from all around.
While transporting the items, Shen Xingcan chatted with the viewers in the live stream. "Some people probably think that even if I hang up the raincoat, Xie Linchuan might not see it, since he might be completely different from me."
[Yes, the mango orchard is so big. If you two go in opposite directions, even the most conspicuous raincoat won't help.]
Shen Xingcan: "But actually, everyone doesn't need to worry about that. My arch-nemesis has been a top student since he was a child, and he has an excellent memory."
[Is that amazing?]
[ Director Song previously said that the script was revised overnight so Xie Linchuan could perform it the next day, but I thought Xie Linchuan was the kind of person who would put in a lot of hard work behind the scenes. Now it turns out I was wrong.]
[My nemesis = my husband, so this sentence means my husband has been a top student since childhood, and he has an excellent memory.]
[Holy crap, everyone, they really found us! Go check out the other livestream! I saw the blue raincoat in Xie Linchuan's livestream.]
Could you love him even a little more?
Shen Xingcan was like a diligent little bee, diligently carrying the nectar scattered around her into her basket.
With that raincoat fluttering in the wind, Shen Xingcan no longer needed to worry about forgetting where her basket was because she had walked too far.
When Shen Xingcan returned from afar with his things, he saw several people already standing beside his basket.
Standing in the very center was none other than Xie Linchuan, with whom he had parted ways earlier.
Shen Xingcan hid behind the mango tree for a moment, then lowered her voice and said to the staff behind her, "Don't follow me yet, I'm going to scare Xie Linchuan."
The staff member readily gave an OK sign.
[That sneaky, furtive behavior was quite startling; it was very kitten-like.]
Do you think Xie Linchuan knows his wife is back?
[I guessed it. I just came out of Best Actor Xie's live stream, and he glanced in the direction Xingcan was.]
Using the mango tree as cover, Shen Xingcan quietly approached Xie Linchuan.
"Wouldn't it look ridiculous if I pounced on Xie Linchuan from behind and covered his eyes?"
For example, people might say things like, "She jumped up and covered Xie Linchuan's eyes."
But soon Shen Xingcan no longer needed to think about it, Xie Linchuan, who was standing there, began to squat down and sort through their spoils.
Seizing the opportunity, Shen Xingcan didn't hesitate and quickly lunged at Xie Linchuan from behind.
He clung to Xie Linchuan and quickly covered Xie Linchuan's eyes with his hands.
Shen Xingcan lowered his voice, his expression menacing. "Robbery."
Despite having his eyes covered, Xie Linchuan remained calm, even helping the person behind him to prevent them from falling. "Robbery? Then may I ask, sir kidnapper, what do you want to take?"
Shen Xingcan: "I want to rob you!"
Xie Linchuan: "Just robbery?"
Shen Xingcan pondered Xie Linchuan's words for a moment, "I have a feeling you're disappointed with my answer."
Xie Linchuan replied tactfully, "A little, after all, I think I'm pretty good-looking."
Shen Xingcan raised an eyebrow. "She's not bad looking. I want to see just how good she is."
As he spoke, he released his hand from Xie Linchuan's body and leaned over Xie Linchuan's back to look at Xie Linchuan's face.
As if to get a better view of Xie Linchuan's face, Shen Xingcan even took off her sunglasses a little.
He looked Xie Linchuan up and down, his gaze sweeping from his forehead and eyebrows to his jawline.
Shen Xingcan put his sunglasses back on, got up from Xie Linchuan's back, and sighed with regret, "You are indeed good-looking, but you look too much like my nemesis Xie Linchuan, I can't bring myself to kiss you... I need to think of a solution."
[Are you really unable to bring yourself to do it? If not, please give it back to us Trump supporters, okay? Please.]
[Sigh, the poor Trump supporters are almost driven crazy by this Evil Bad Kitty Shen Xingcan. With his frantic return to China to participate in variety shows, how could he possibly give Xie Linchuan back to you?]
[And judging from Xie Linchuan's current attitude, even if Shen Xingcan is willing to return the money, he might not be willing to leave.]
[Is there anyone who hasn't realized why Xie Linchuan just squatted down to adjust his basket? He did that because he clearly anticipated his wife's plan to ambush him.]
[This cat may be a little mischievous, but it's got everything: talent and good looks. With him as your sister-in-law, what more could you possibly want?]
After a few seconds, Shen Xingcan suddenly clapped his hands. "I've got it!"
Xie Linchuan's expression remained indifferent.
But Shen Xingcan clearly didn't care about Xie Linchuan's coldness. "Hostage, I've thought of a solution to this. Do you want to know?"
He walked up to Xie Linchuan, reached out and took the silk scarf from the end of his hair, then handed it to Xie Linchuan with a smile, "Your eyebrows and eyes most resemble my mortal enemy. If you cover them up, you won't look like him anymore."
Xie Linchuan grasped Shen Xingcan's wrist as she handed him the silk scarf, his fingertips caressing Shen Xingcan's slightly cool skin.
Before Shen Xingcan could react, he suddenly grabbed Shen Xingcan wrist and pulled her in front of him.
He removed the sunglasses from Shen Xingcan's face, then slowly and carefully covered Shen Xingcan's eyes with the silk scarf between his fingers, before leaning closer.
"Blinding me is no different from blindfolding you, and I think this scarf is more suitable for your eyes than for me."
Warm breaths, accompanied by a deep voice, rushed straight into Shen Xingcan's ears.
With the eyes covered, the body's other senses become exceptionally acute.
[Aaaaaah, is this even viewable?]
Holy crap, is this that exciting?
We still don't know what happened after Shen Xingcan ran away that could have caused such a drastic change in Best Actor Xie.
[It's easy to understand. Before, Best Actor Xie was wavering between whether Shen Xingcan was really flirting with him or not. Now, Best Actor Xie has clearly made up his mind.]
[Ugh, Xie Linchuan, stay away from Xingcan! Where are you touching with your paws?!]
Shen Xingcan froze for a second before reacting. Once he did, he immediately bristled, taking two steps back and shouting angrily, "How dare you Xie Linchuan, flirt with me!"
Xie Linchuan's voice carried a subtle yet sharp edge, and he raised an eyebrow slightly. "Only officials are allowed to set fires, while commoners are forbidden to light lamps? Shen Xingcan, aren't you being a bit too hypocritical?"
Shen Xingcan retorted defiantly, "What do you mean by 'only officials are allowed to set fires, while commoners are forbidden to light lamps'? I haven't flirted with you."
Xie Linchuan's eyes were indifferent. "You haven't flirted with me? Then wasn't it Little Dog Shen who was flirting with me before?"