In that critical moment, Shen Xingcan didn't care whether the pervert would lick his palm; he quickly and skillfully covered Xie Linchuan's mouth.
Shen Xingcan gritted her teeth. "Sit together, we have to sit together! If that's still not enough, I can sit on your lap!"
Xie Linchuan blinked slightly, indicating that he agreed.
Seeing him nod, Shen Xingcan quickly withdrew her hand, afraid that if she hesitated even a moment longer, her hand would be attacked by the pervert again.
[What were you secretly watching from there? Tell me in detail!]
[What Best Actor Xie said was, "Why would he be hiding there secretly watching us?" So what Shen Xingcan was looking at must be related to the two of them. (CP hashtag?)]
[Based on my understanding of that certain Evil Ragdoll, if he were simply browsing the CP (couple) supertopic, he definitely wouldn't be this nervous.]
[It could also be erotic pictures and stories from the CP supertopic, but I don't know if Xingcan is looking for the simple premise, or something like hermaphroditism, ABO, mpreg... ahem]
I'll have to cook more meticulously from now on.
[Haha, now people are posting in the supertopic looking for Xingcan, saying things like, "Come out, I know you're Shen Xingcan, hahaha."]
In order to keep her secret of viewing erotic pictures, Shen Xingcan had no choice but to swallow her anger.
Song Tiantian cleared her throat. "I'll start the first time."
As she spoke, Song Tiantian reached out and moved the pointer in front of her. The pointer spun rapidly at first, then slowed down.
Shen Xingcan was the first to be infected.
"Truth or Dare?"
Shen Xingcan: "Truth or dare."
Song Tiantian thought for a moment and then asked, "Has Brother Xingcan decided who he wants to invite as a guest for his next concert?"
Shen Xingcan answered readily, "Find Xie Linchuan. He's annoying, but he doesn't want money."
If there's a bargain, of course you should take advantage of it.
[I'm scared, folks! These two aren't going to come out as gay and retire from the entertainment industry right there at their concert, are they?]
[I advise CP fans not to ship them randomly. Didn't you hear that Shen Xingcan sought out Xie Linchuan simply because Xie Linchuan didn't want money?]
[It's already great that it's free, do you think Xie Linchuan is some nobody, an unknown 18th-tier celebrity?]
[It's already predictable how difficult it will be to buy tickets for this concert. They already sell out in seconds, and now with Xie Linchuan added... not to mention, the CP fans will go crazy trying to get them.]
Xie Linchuan glanced at Shen Xingcan and said indifferently, " Shen Xingcan, you've already blocked me, and you still expect me to be your guest for free?"
Shen Xingcan: "... I'll bring you back when the concert starts."
Xie Linchuan: "Then you'll put me back on the blacklist after the concert?"
Shen Xingcan's eyes flashed with hostility. "How could you say that? I'm not the kind of person who uses someone and then throws them away!"
Xie Linchuan's tone was flat. "You're not the kind of person who uses and discards, you're the kind of Evil Bad Ragdoll cat who uses and discards."
Shen Xingcan gritted her teeth. "... You're the Evil Bad Ragdoll!"
[ The Evil Bad Ragdoll's plan has been thoroughly exposed by her husband.]
[I've lost count of how many times I've marveled at how the first person to sculpt Shen Xingcan's ragdoll cat was a genius; that fierce, mischievous look is just too perfect.]
[I'm so overwhelmed by cuteness, but the thought that this little guy won three Golden Horse Awards in just a few days makes me feel better.]
Shen Xingcan started spinning the pointer. Watching it spin rapidly, he silently prayed to all the gods and Buddhas to bless him, hoping it would be Xie Linchuan.
Perhaps Shen Xingcan's prayers really worked, for the pointer moved slowly and finally stopped in front of Xie Linchuan.
Shen Xingcan cleared her throat, trying to appear as if she didn't really intend to do anything mischievous. " Teacher Xie, would you like to choose truth or dare?"
Xie Linchuan: " Shen Xingcan."
"Um?"
Xie Linchuan: "Your mischievous expression is too obvious."
Shen Xingcan denied it. "... I didn't. Tell me quickly, truth or dare."
Looking at Shen Xingcan's expression, Xie Linchuan said slowly, "I choose Truth... never mind, I'll choose Truth or Dare."
Shen Xingcan pinched her hand under the table, trying not to let her gloating show too obviously. "Since you chose dare, then do twenty squats."
Xie Linchuan: "That's it?"
Shen Xingcan's eyes widened slightly. "Isn't this enough?"
That's twenty squats!
Xie Linchuan smiled slightly, "It's indeed not enough. How about I add some more for you?"
Shen Xingcan asked curiously, "How do I add it?"
Xie Linchuan was already taking off his coat. "I'll hold you while we do squats."
Shen Xingcan hesitated slightly, but still firmly refused. "No, what if you throw me out?"
Although holding him would definitely make Xie Linchuan more embarrassed, who could guarantee that Xie Linchuan wouldn't take the opportunity to retaliate? What if Xie Linchuan abandoned him?
But Shen Xingcan forgot that some things can't be solved simply by refusing.
Xie Linchuan took off his black trench coat, revealing a white shirt underneath.
Although her shirt was different from Shen Xingcan's, the same color and the same material of her cufflinks made the two look exceptionally well-matched.
Xie Linchuan unfastened his cufflinks and watch, bent down, and picked up the Evil Bad Kitty that was sitting on the low chair, gloating.
Before Shen Xingcan could react, her body was already airborne.
[Holy crap, are they going all this way?! They just picked up Shen Xingcan like that, all plump and fresh?!]
[Wow, this couple is even secretly wearing matching outfits.]
[Those who support Trump and those who support Chan can give up now that they've seen this; Liu Bei would never hug Guan Yu like that.]
[That arm strength is incredible. Shen Xingcan isn't exactly petite, but her husband held her so tightly she couldn't fight back.]
[Aaaaaah, Xie Linchuan, let him go! What the hell are you trying to do?!]
[Those fingers are so long. I've heard that people with long fingers are also... well, you know. Xingcan are so thin, I wonder how hard it must be for her to eat like that, tsk tsk.]
[The ladies upstairs are going over it in detail.]
[I always thought Shen Xingcan was the crazy one, but now that I see... her husband is clearly no less crazy.]