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Chapter 1458

Ling Yi Almost Became a Roast Suckling Pig-Spending Achievement Points!

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Although Da Zhou and Xiao Qiuqiu have left, there are still cameras installed by the production crew inside the van.

While Da Zhou Da Zhou and her group were driving, the feeds from these cameras and their live-streaming phones would switch constantly depending on the situation.

When Da Zhou and the others left the car, the footage captured by the phone camera would be the primary source, rather than switching back to the car.

But because there was an extra piglet in the car that had escaped from the pigpen at Peasant School and hitched a ride, the production team definitely knows how to generate viewership.

Therefore, the screen will switch back from time to time.

But Ling Yi was unaware of this.

At first, Ling Yi simply lay down on the passenger seat to sleep and rest, waiting for Da Zhou and the others to return.

But as time went on, Ling Yi began to lose his composure.

It's Xia Tian now, and there's no air conditioning in the car. Anyone who owns a car knows just how terrifying the temperature inside a car exposed to the sun can be.

That's no longer a steamer, it's practically an oven.

Ling Yi also realized this and immediately felt a sense of foreboding.

First, it tried to bite the handlebars to make sure the bike was completely locked, then it tried to ram the window.

Even when he stood up, his two short front legs could barely reach the glass, and he couldn't exert any force at all.

Even if he used his strength, it would be meaningless with his current limited power.

Unfortunately, at that moment, Da Zhou and her friend forgot to charge their phones, and they simply turned them off.

The two women didn't care at all when they turned off their phones.

Since their data usage is guaranteed for tomorrow, they don't care about the data usage during this short live stream.

We were still wandering around the supermarket, arguing for twenty minutes about which brand of instant noodles to buy.

It seems unlikely they'll be able to return anytime soon.

Since their live stream ended, the production team naturally switched the camera focus to the car.

As the little pig inside the car chewed on the door handle and looked out the window, the viewers and the production crew initially didn't realize the seriousness of the situation.

It wasn't until ten minutes later, when they saw the pig covered in sweat, that some people realized what had happened.

As soon as someone pointed it out, the viewers in the live stream started to worry about the little pig, and the production team even called Da Zhou and the others directly.

However, the equipment was switched off. More importantly, for the sake of authenticity, the production team did not arrange for any staff to accompany the crew.

Da Zhou and Xiao Qiuqiu didn't even bring their assistants.

A distant solution can't quench an immediate thirst; everyone can only watch the live stream with growing anxiety.

At this point, Ling Yi also became anxious.

Damn, he escaped the fate of becoming a roast suckling pig at the Peasant School restaurant, and finally managed to hitch a ride with two live streamers. He thought he was going to live a good life.

Is this going to turn into roast suckling pig again?

The temperature inside the car is definitely over 40 degrees Celsius right now. Given his small size, if he doesn't save himself, he'll be dead in half an hour.

It wouldn't be roast suckling pig, but it would definitely be undercooked.

Ling Yi ran from the front row to the back row; the first thing he needed to do was find water.

Fortunately, there was half a case of bottled water in the back seat, which made Ling Yi overjoyed.

As long as there is water, it's easy to manage. As long as there is water, he can replenish the water he loses at any time, and at the same time, he can cool himself down.

But the next second, Ling Yi tragically discovered that his little pig body was pitifully weak; he couldn't even bite open a mineral water bottle.

After struggling for a while, as the temperature inside the car rose and his body lost a lot of water, Ling Yi felt his strength waning.

Dizziness even began to appear.

If this continues, we're doomed.

It's rare for this Reincarnation to have such a good start, Ling Yi really doesn't want to die like this.

Moreover, this way of dying is just too damn gruesome.

It's not much better than being scalded with boiling water by naughty kids when you're an ant, or being placed on a cutting board when you're Rabbit.

Ling Yi hesitated for a moment before opening the system panel.

With a determined effort, he used up all 50 Achievement Points he had to exchange for 5 points of physique.

As Ling Yi's physique improved, his system panel also underwent some Changes.

[ Infinite Rebirth System ]

[Host: Ling Yi ]

[Number of Reincarnation: 3]

[ Achievement Points: 0 (Updated daily at midnight)]

[Constitution: 7 points]

[Race: Pig (Ordinary)]

[Special Bloodline: None]

[ Divine Ability Abilities: None]

[ System Shop: (Click to view)]

At this moment, Ling Yi felt his whole body brimming with power, enough to punch Old Bull, kick a lion, and trip an elephant.

Of course, Ling Yi knew that this was his misperception.

A body with a 7-point constitution wouldn't be this bad.

But biting open the bottle cap was already quite easy.

"This body is so damn awkward to control." Ling Yi used all four hooves, hands and feet, to hug the mineral water bottle.

Then bite the bottle cap with your teeth and twist it forcefully.

The bottle cap, which had been stubbornly refusing to budge, finally loosened. Ling Yi quickly turned his head a few times and finally managed to unscrew it off.

But because he was too small and his movements were not coordinated, by the time he unscrewed the mineral water bottle, half of the water had spilled.

The back seats were completely soaked.

Ling Yi didn't care about anything else at the moment. He was drinking mineral water while holding a pig's trotter, humming contentedly.

Finally, he even lay down on the wet seat to cool himself down.

More than half an hour has passed by now.

The live stream's popularity surged after Ling Yi's Limit self-rescue attempt.

At this moment, its popularity has reached over nine million.

Many online content Transport even recorded this video and posted it on their respective marketing accounts.

With the secondary marketing efforts, the live stream's popularity surged again, surpassing ten million viewers.

At this moment, Ling Yi was studying his own system.

The system interface was updated with some new parameters, but Ling Yi didn't pay much attention to them.

What Ling Yi cared about was the extra sentence in the [ Achievement Points ] section: Updated daily at midnight.

This sentence is extremely important to Ling Yi right now.

It's worth noting that the previous system only calculated Achievement Points after Ling Yi's group had already been defeated.

This will impose many restrictions on Ling Yi.

If Achievement Points could be updated daily, the degree of freedom would be much higher.

Perhaps it was because his previous two Reincarnation were so tragic that he achieved absolutely nothing?

But regardless, this is good news for Ling Yi.

The temperature inside the car was still very high, and even though Ling Yi kept pouring water on himself, he still couldn't stand it.

It went directly from an oven to a steamer.

If Da Zhou and the others don't come back soon, he'll go from being roasted to being steamed.

Fortunately, Da Zhou and her companions only had one hundred yuan on them, which wasn't enough to buy much.

In addition, they also knew that this was a recording of a program and they couldn't leave the camera for too long.

About twenty minutes later, the two finally returned.

Da Zhou put a large bag on the ground, took out his car Key, and went to drive.

But when she touched the car door, she cried out, "Oh my god!"

"Holy crap, this is so hot! You could practically grill meat in it!"

At this point, Da Zhou suddenly paused, as if he had just realized something, Xiao Qiuqiu obviously realized something as well.

The two looked at each other and said in unison, "Little Pig!"

Ignoring the fact that the car door was hot, Da Zhou hurriedly unlocked it and opened the door.

In an instant, a surge of intense heat mixed with rising steam made it hard for both of them to breathe.

"Little piggy, are you alright? Waaah!" Xiao Qiuqiu immediately burst into tears.

Da Zhou felt a chill in his heart; the temperature inside the car was so low that you could practically steam buns in it.

Is this little pig already cooked?

If their carelessness had led to the pig dying in the car, they would have been condemned by the entire internet.

"Hmph!"

Just then, a familiar voice rang out, and a little pig, soaking wet, jumped out of the open car door.

He rolled his eyes at the two of them before running to a shady spot, panting heavily.

Thank goodness the van wasn't properly sealed, and thank goodness he had bottled water to save himself, otherwise he'd probably Reincarnation by now.

Xiao Qiuqiu ran over and quickly apologized, "Little Piggy, I'm sorry!"

Ling Yi had no Kung Fu Hustle deal with Xiao Qiuqiu right now; he was almost exhausted.

"Wow, this little pig is so clever! He actually knew to unscrew the bottle of mineral water." Da Zhou's voice came at this moment.

"Hmph, luckily the little piggy is smart enough, otherwise it would have been troublesome!" Xiao Qiuqiu was also still feeling lingering fear.

Twenty minutes later, the two people and the pig returned to the car.

With the car's air conditioning turned on, the temperature inside the car finally dropped.

The two also restarted their live stream.

However, Da Zhou and Xiao Qiuqiu are apologizing to the viewers in the live stream and making various promises.

Regardless, it was their carelessness that almost turned the little pig into a roast suckling pig.

An apology is necessary to quell the audience's anger.

But soon, the style of the painting started to look a bit off.

"Hey, you perverts! What does it matter to me how much I wear? Seriously, don't even think about it. Forget about it, there's no way you'll even get a chance."

" Xiao Qiuqiu and I agreed to jump and clean the windows together for three minutes. Don't even think about any other requests."

Da Zhou was arguing with the viewers in the live stream, while Xiao Qiuqiu clung to Ling Yi, refusing to let go.

They kept feeding Ling Yi sausages.

Ling Yi lay comfortably in Xiao Qiuqiu's arms, his eyes closed contentedly, enjoying the reward after all his hardship.

I must say, the headlights are big, and it's very comfortable to sleep in.

This is life, ah, the life of a pig!

However, this good time didn't last long. Half an hour later, the car made two "poof" sounds and stalled.

"Oh, is the car broken?" Xiao Qiuqiu asked.

"Out of gas!" Da Zhou said helplessly, tapping the fuel gauge.

They were so focused on enjoying the air conditioning that they forgot there wasn't much gas left in the car.

"What will the little pig do at night if there's no air conditioning on such a hot day?"

Da Zhou rolled his eyes. "You've only been thinking about the little piggy, haven't you thought about what will happen to the two of us?"

The two fell silent for a moment!

Ling Yi, who had been enjoying the moment with his eyes half-closed, couldn't help but open them...

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