New World: I Played a Minor Role in Master Sing's Movies
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"Everyone says time travel has its advantages, and the Protagonist treat it like a treasure. I'd better get out of here!"
Ling Yi looked at himself in the mirror, dressed in a priest's robe, with a square face, bulbous nose, square mouth, protruding ears, and a bowl cut hairstyle.
I suddenly felt an urge to vomit.
"System, are you kidding me? Even if you're making me play a minor role, this is way too much of a 'minor role'!"
"Can you believe I'm dizzy right now?"
I've heard of people getting dizzy, carsick, and airsick, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone getting dizzy from facial motion sickness.
However, Ling Yi's face right now is indeed quite dizzying; seeing it would make you want to vomit.
In Master Sing's film " The King of Kings 2000 ", Ling Yi plays the role of Deaf Five, a classic Xiao Longtao in the film.
It's Deaf Five, not Dragon Five. It's only a one-word difference, but in Master Sing's movies, they are two completely different characters.
This face is ugly in a profound way, ugly in a meaningful way!
As for Ling Yi's time travel, we have to go back to the day before.
In the real world, Ling Yi is a film review blogger, but unlike other film review bloggers, he only reviews Master Sing's movies.
There's no way around it, Ling Yi is a die-hard fan of Master Sing Chow.
Ling Yi spent three years commenting on almost every character in every one of Master Sing's movies.
Based on this alone, Ling Yi created over a thousand short videos.
It must be said that every character in Master Sing's movies is a classic, and every character has something worth talking about.
Even a random passerby has something to study, from acting skills and lines to expressions, clothing, movements, and background.
We all agree that Master Sing is an unsurpassable classic. Who agrees? Who disagrees?
However, as Master Sing gets older, he has made fewer and fewer movies in recent years, and even when he does make movies, he rarely acts in them.
For example, Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons the Demons, The Little Mermaid, and the like.
He has clearly moved from the spotlight to behind the scenes, but even behind the scenes, Master Sing has produced fewer and fewer films in the past two years.
Ling Yi has run out of material to use.
As a video blogger, Ke Ling Yi also needs to make a living.
Without any source material, Ling Yi had to find new material himself.
Ling Yi had been cooped up at home for several days, but he had no ideas whatsoever.
Yesterday afternoon, feeling down, Ling Yi decided to go for a walk to relax.
But just as he stepped out of the residential compound, he heard someone call out to him from behind, " Fellow Daoist, Please Stay!"
Ling Yi snapped out of his daze and saw a bald young man wearing a black T-shirt, black casual pants, and sunglasses waving at him.
Before Ling Yi could react, the bald man raised his hand and threw a ball of light, which hit him.
"Since you're a fan of Master Sing, I believe you'll like this system."
After speaking, the man tore open a Rift in front of Ling Yi, as if ripping a rag, and stepped inside.
Then Ling Yi got the system.
The name is simply [ Movie Extra Roleplaying System ( Master Sing Exclusive Edition)].
Its main function is to randomly travel into Master Sing's movies and play a minor role.
There were no missions, nor were there any requirements for Ling Yi to do after transmigrating.
Or rather, you can do anything.
The point in time travel is at the beginning of the story. The movie's plot will develop automatically, and whether Ling Yi participates in the plot or not will not affect the timeline.
Once the movie's timeline is complete, the world will be added to the system list, and you can enter or exit it at any time.
What's particularly thoughtful is that the bald guy even specially customized a Invisibility camera and a USB flash drive for Ling Yi.
In other words, Ling Yi can use this camera to film the entire movie world, and after the story ends and he leaves, the video file will be automatically generated and stored on his dedicated USB drive.
This is practically custom-made for Ling Yi, the video blogger.
Another thoughtful touch is that if Ling Yi dies in the movie, he won't actually die; he'll simply exit the story.
After a 12-hour cooldown, you can re-enter, but the movie world will reset upon re-entry, Ling Yi will have to return to the beginning of the story and start over.
Some might ask, is this movie world real?
Before Ling Yi completes the storyline, this world exists in a state between reality and illusion. However, after Ling Yi completes the storyline and is added to the system's list, this world will become the real world.
The system's "instruction manual" describes it this way, but we'll have to wait until this time travel is over to verify the details.
Ling Yi looked at himself in the mirror, gagged again, and then turned and left the bathroom.
"I'll smash all the mirrors in the house later!"
If I can't see my own ugliness, then I'm still a Dashuai, and I won't accept any arguments against it.
The film does not provide a detailed introduction to Deaf Five's identity.
But in this movie world, Deaf Five's true identity is a pastor!
To be precise, he was a trainee pastor.
Do pastors have apprentices? Ling Yi really didn't know.
Of course, for Deaf Five, being a trainee pastor was just a job for him to make a living.
My usual job is to sweep the floor and do odd jobs inside the church.
There is no salary, but food and lodging are provided.
Now 26 years old, Deaf Five has less than 200 yuan in savings.
That amount of money will be gone in a few taxi rides in Hong Kong.
With a thought, Ling Yi opened the system interface.
[ Movie Extra Roleplaying System ( Master Sing Exclusive Edition)]
[Host: Ling Yi ]
[ Combat: 1]
[Current World: King of Kings 2000 (Story Progress 20%)]
[Completed Worlds: None]
[Exclusive Customization: Custom-designed Invisibility camera, custom-designed USB drive!]
The system interface is very clean and simple, with no messy attribute parameters, no task list, no system inventory, and none of that.
To put it simply, the main function of this system is time travel.
As for what one can gain from the movie, or to what extent one can achieve it, the system doesn't care.
"We haven't even done anything yet, and we're already 20% complete? By the way, where does that 20% figure stand?"
Ling Yi looked blank; everything is difficult at the beginning!
Ling Yi remembered that at the beginning of the movie, Leung Foon went undercover on the villain Ferrari's side to collect evidence of Ferrari's crimes.
With the help of his First Love, he finally "successfully" obtained the disc containing "evidence of the crime".
Thinking of his First Love, Ling Yi couldn't help but swallow. Regardless of whether she was a good person or a bad person, she was still a part of his lost youth.
Ling Yi has watched that scene at 19 minutes and 54 seconds in the movie countless times.
"It seems like I appeared in the story when it was already in the latter half!" Ling Yi muttered, scratching his bowl cut.
As for how and when Leung Foon approached Deaf Five Deaf Five... let's just leave it at that.
Just imagine what Deaf Five looked like in that red dress—ugh!
I can't think about it, the more I think about it, the more I can picture it.
The crucial point is that he himself is Deaf Five. Thinking about this, Ling Yi felt an urge to die.
I really want to die; after all, death only takes twelve hours in the real world.
Maybe next time I come in, I'll have a different identity... Hmm? I can't change it? Then forget it!
I would never allow myself to wear a red dress or dress as a woman, even if you killed me.
"Am I just here to make a cameo appearance, to kill time and then leave?"
Wouldn't that mean I'd wasted my time travel?
Even if you don't refuse to get involved in the plot, you still have to go see what the excitement is like, right?
Don't forget, there's also a Invisibility camera floating above his head.
Speaking of cameras, Ling Yi Ling Yi had a thought, and a surveillance video appeared before his eyes.
In the picture, an ugly man with a bowl cut is staring blankly ahead.
"Hmm, Invisibility camera?" Ling Yi's eyes suddenly lit up.
The camera is Invisibility; not only Invisibility, but also invisible.
The surveillance footage that appears in front of you is invisible to others.
For the next half hour, Ling Yi began using the Invisibility camera to conduct various tests in the room.
It was also a test; the brighter Ling Yi's eyes became.
" Big Shot, that's awesome! Is that a Invisibility camera? This must be some kind of magical artifact from the Immortal Cultivation Realm!"
It can switch between being invisible and visible, can enlarge and shrink, with a maximum diameter of half a meter and a minimum size of a grain of rice. It can pass through walls and can hit people...
"Could it be that ' Fellow Daoist, Please Stay ' delivered the wrong thing? Oh well, who cares!"
Around 9 p. m., Ling Yi appeared at a casino called " Great Joy Joy ".
Ignore the stares of those around him who were looking at the strange creature, Ling Yi used his last two hundred yuan to exchange for two plastic chips marked "100".
He casually picked up two chips and walked towards a dice table.
When people around saw Ling Yi, their expressions were basically shock, then disgust, and then they involuntarily moved to the side.
Ling Yi looked indifferent; after all, he wasn't Deaf Five, he was just pretending to be Deaf Five.
Is Deaf Five really deaf? The answer is yes, he was born that way, he's been deaf since he was a child.
Although Deaf Five was deaf, the camera was not. Ling Yi deliberately used the sound from the surveillance footage as his own ears.
Thank you again to that fellow Fellow Daoist, Please Stay!"
Ling Yi had never been involved in gambling in real life, so he didn't understand the tricks of the trade at all.
Ling Yi didn't understand, but Deaf Five did.
Is this thing really that complicated?
After understanding the rules, Ling Yi was slightly confused.
Betting on Big/Small pays out 1x, betting on Odd/Even pays out 3x, and betting on Leopards (three of a kind) has different payouts depending on the number of points in the Leopard hand. All Leopards with 1 point have the highest payout of 150x, while all Leopards with 6 points have the lowest payout of 10x.
The odds for betting on points are the highest, reaching 200 times.
If the points are 18, 19, 20, or other numbers specified by the bookmaker, then the bookmaker wins all the points.
Ling Yi scratched his bowl-cut hair and muttered, "Really? 200 times is too high! Wouldn't that mean making money like crazy?"
Those around Ling Yi looked at him as if he were an idiot when they heard his words.
Being ugly is one thing, fine, that doesn't count.
This guy is not only ugly, he's also a fucking idiot!