"Comrade Ling Yi, please report to the Southern District within three days, accompanied by the unofficial special agent Ling Ling Chat. An important mission is assigned to you."
"What...?" Ling Yi had barely finished speaking when the other party hung up the phone.
Ling Yi didn't care. After hanging up the phone, he turned and left.
World: *From Ling Ling Chat *
Time Travel Mode: Random identity replacement, complete replacement. The current replacement character is Da Man Sai.
Seal: Completely sealed...
Aura: Passive Black Technology Modification Aura. Anything thrown into the System Modification Space will be transformed into black technology equipment. Functions... random. Note: Each item can only be modified once.
In the original story, Da Man Sai is a serious yet funny character, somewhat dim-witted and a bit neurotic.
Could a normal person invent " Fatal 3000 "?
However, most of the characters in Master Sing's movies are not very normal.
Now that Ling Yi has replaced Da Man Sai, he's a normal person; he wouldn't do anything abnormal.
In the original movie, Ling Yi's identity is that of a logistics and research staff member of the Southern District Secret Service.
Because he frequently invented some unreliable things, he was forced to take a leave of absence, which was practically the same as being fired.
However, he retained his identity as a secret agent.
Ling Yi examined the halo's Subsystem and felt that the "random function" feature was somewhat unreliable.
Since West City modified, Ling Yi simply took the roll of banknotes out of his pocket and threw it into the System Modification Space.
The next moment, a note appeared above the banknote.
An inexhaustible roll of banknotes: Please do not spend it all at once; the original amount will be automatically restored after ten seconds.
This roll of banknotes contains over a thousand yuan, which was a huge sum of money in those days.
This aura seems pretty legitimate.
Ling Yi turned around and went into a clothing store, where he bought two suits.
Find a secluded corner and casually toss the two suits into the Modification Space.
The reason I bought two sets is that one set is for Ling Ling Chat.
Two suits, but the results of the alterations were completely different.
A suit that will never get dirty: never needs washing, a must-have for lazy people.
A suit that enhances your charm: Wear it, and you'll be the most stylish person in the crowd.
Wear the suit that won't get dirty yourself, and give the other one to Ling Ling Chat.
As Ling Yi walked toward the market where Ling Ling Chat sold pork, he casually bought some small trinkets and tossed them into the Modification Space.
Ling Yi discovered that as long as he didn't take it out, this Modification Space could be used as a storage space.
A comb embodying the vision of a top hairdresser: one stroke and any hairstyle instantly becomes trendy.
Ling Yi tried it out, and the results were amazing; he didn't even need to wash his hair.
A bucket of instant noodles that never runs out: automatically and infinitely refills, so you'll never go hungry again.
When Ling Yi saw Ling Ling Chat, his Modification Space was already filled with all sorts of messy things.
At this moment, in front of Ling Ling Chat's stall, a woman in a floral dress is earnestly... demanding payment for a debt.
"You think I can't find you just because you're hiding? It's no use. A man as outstanding as you shines like a firefly in the dark, so bright and so exceptional, no matter where you are..."
"Your melancholy eyes, your stubble, your unparalleled Saber Technique..."
"But every trade has its rules. No matter what, you have to pay for last night's stay. Do you think women don't need to be paid?"
Ling Ling Chat kept his head down, the cigarette in his mouth trembling as he cut meat, ash flying everywhere.
He said slowly in a melancholy voice, "I thought that given our relationship, we could talk about feelings, but I didn't expect it to be just a business transaction."
The woman said with dissatisfaction, "You have to pay for feelings too."
Ling Ling Chat shrugged, cut off a piece of pork, wrapped it in newspaper, and handed it to the woman.
"If I had money, I would have given it to you already. Business hasn't been good lately, and everyone's going vegetarian these days. Take this piece of meat home to help you recover; consider it payment for the night."
You've got guts!
The woman picked up the pork and left.
"Interested? See you at the usual place tonight!" Ling Ling Chat chuckled and called out to the woman's the Back.
Go to hell!
The woman angrily turned around and threw the pork at Ling Ling Chat, but he easily caught it with his knife, Doushou, and hung it on the hook.
The woman snorted, gave Ling Ling Chat the middle finger, and walked out of the market, leaving with another female companion in a hushed conversation.
This scene is classic; Ling Yi used to laugh every time he watched it in the movie.
But at this moment, Ling Yi couldn't laugh.
Because all he saw was Ling Ling Chat's destitution.
Ling Yi paused, then shouted loudly, "My strength can uproot mountains, my spirit can cover the world!"
The cigarette butt in Ling Ling Chat's mouth fell directly to the ground. He looked at Ling Yi with an incredulous and surprised expression, and replied with utmost seriousness, "The time is not right, and the steed will not go!"
" Ah Chat!"
" Ling Yi!" Ling Ling Chat asked expectantly, "Is there a mission?"
Seeing Ling Ling Chat's eyes, Ling Yi felt inexplicably sorry for him.
In the movie, the audience sees joy, but in reality, Ling Yi only sees irony.
Let's go!
Where to?
"Let me take you to take a shower first, then we'll change your clothes."
Ling Ling Chat picked up the butcher knife from the chopping board, twirled it casually, and then sheathed it at his waist.
"After more than ten years of rigorous Saber Technique training, it's finally my turn to take the stage," Ling Ling Chat said with high spirits.
Ling Yi led Ling Ling Chat out of the market, but just as they were about to leave, they suddenly saw a vendor selling piglets.
Thinking of the two small props in the Modification Space, Ling Yi revealed an evil smile.
"Brother, do we want to eat roast suckling pig? If you want roast suckling pig, just ask me. This one is a bit too small." Seeing Ling Yi's actions, Ling Ling Chat asked curiously.
"This is a gift for the commander. We haven't been back for so long, shouldn't we bring some gifts back with us?"
Ling Ling Chat's eyes widened, and she said with considerable agreement, "That makes sense. You tell me, I'll prepare some pork kidneys; the Commander should like them, right?"
"They'll definitely like it. The commander is so old; his back must be bad."
"Bad? How bad could it be?" Ling Ling Chat laughed.
Ling Yi made a gesture, and then the two of them laughed.
The two were busy for most of the day, and it wasn't until after 3 p. m. that they finally boarded the train to the Southern District.
Both men were dressed in suits and ties, sporting trendy hairstyles. One was holding a piglet, while the other carried a plastic bag and had a butcher's knife at his waist.
The two of them are absolutely head-turning.
Fortunately, their secret agent credentials were still somewhat useful; otherwise, given their appearance, they wouldn't have even been able to board the train.
Ling Ling Chat was like a curious child, looking around and finding everything new and exciting.
After finding a seat, Ling Ling Chat asked in a low voice, "What's the mission this time?"
"You'll see when you get there. There will be a lot of people and distractions, so don't ask too many questions."
"Learn!"
This was also Ling Yi's first time riding this kind of green train. He had only heard of it before, but had never seen it.
This was also a bit of a nostalgic trip.
There weren't many people on the train; there were only six or seven people scattered throughout the entire carriage.
Ling Yi Ling Yi glanced around, and when he saw two familiar figures, he couldn't help but smile.
What a coincidence!
The Aimee Chan and the Golden Gun from the original storyline unexpectedly meet on this train.
However, neither of them looked too good at the moment.
Golden Gun had a loud voice and was yelling at Aimee Chan, "I want to eat instant noodles!"
"Shut up. If you hadn't lost your wallet, you could eat anything, from instant noodles to fancy Big Fish."
But I'm very hungry.
"Figure it out yourself!" Aimee Chan said helplessly, rubbing her temples. She wasn't hungry, but she was thirsty. With no money, what could she do?
Looking at the Golden Gun in front of her, she wished she could unleash an Invincible Flame attack on him right now and roast him alive.
At that moment, the Aimee Chan seemed to sense something, looked up, and met Ling Yi's gaze.
Ling Yi raised his hand in a gesture of respect and said, "If you two don't mind, why don't you come and have some with us?"
Before Aimee Chan could say anything, Golden Gun walked over and sat down opposite Ling Yi and Ling Ling Chat.
"Ahem, I can't possibly accept that!" Golden Gun said, rubbing his hands together as he looked at Ling Yi.
Ling Yi pressed his hand down on the table, and a steaming bowl of instant noodles appeared out of thin air.
Ling Ling Chat's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. He bent over and examined the table for a long time, as if trying to figure out how Ling Yi had appeared.
Aimee Chan, who hadn't originally intended to come over, suddenly became interested and walked over, sitting opposite Ling Yi.
"Hey handsome, do you have anything to drink?"
Ling Yi did the same thing, pressing his hand on the table, and four paper cups and a bottle of red wine appeared out of thin air again.
The Aimee Chan didn't blink once from beginning to end, trying to see through Ling Yi's methods.
Ling Yi picked up the wine bottle and filled the paper cups of the four people with red wine.
Unlike Golden Gun, Aimee Chan wasn't heartless enough to just pick up anything given to her and eat it.
She deliberately knocked over the paper cup in front of her, wanting to see Ling Yi's reaction.
But a strange thing happened: the paper cup was overturned, but not a single drop of the red wine inside spilled out.
Curious, Aimee Chan picked up the paper cup and even poured it over it forcefully. The red wine swirled in the cup, but it didn't spill.
This scene was quite amazing.
At that moment, Ling Yi picked up the paper cup, took a small sip, and found the taste to be so-so, after all, it was a cheap item that Ling Yi had bought on a whim.
Ling Ling Chat tried to imitate the Aimee Chan for a long time, even squeezing the paper cup flat, but not a single drop spilled.
But when he put the paper cup back up and poured the wine into his mouth, he was able to drink it easily.
An endless supply of instant noodles, a bottle of red wine that can never be completely poured out, and a paper cup that will never spill...