On a Lin Yin road Xiangyang City, a woman in a white dress with a round face was kicking an unlucky guy hard.
He kicked and yelled, "You dare rob me of rotten bird eggs, rotten fish and shrimp, and even Little Steamed Bun? Do you think Little Steamed Bun are vegetarians? I eat meat and fish now!"
"My shredded pork with garlic sauce, my boiled sliced pork, my favorite spicy duck head..."
For every word he said, Little Steamed Bun kicked him, and the robber screamed in pain, looking truly pitiful.
A group of people had already collapsed around them. Although it was their leader who had been beaten, they all lowered their heads and pretended to be dead. This woman was just too terrifying.
Little Steamed Bun is, after all, a descendant of the Ancient Tomb Sect; his strength is nowhere near that of these second- or third-rate bandits.
"Hand over all your money, hurry up, I'm starving and need to get some food."
The group of robbers dared not resist at all and obediently handed over the money bags in their hands.
"Get lost! If I see you robbing people again, I'll cut off your little dicks."
The group of robbers vanished in a flash, not daring to linger for even a moment. The slowest runner was the gang leader, who had been beaten the worst. He limped as he ran, which was quite comical.
Little Steamed Bun had just breathed a sigh of relief when suddenly a cold light shot towards her. With a flick of Little Steamed Bun finger, she sent a silver needle flying.
" Ice Soul Silver Needles? Li Mochou, are you out of your mind? Don't you know this thing is dangerous?" Little Steamed Bun shouted in one direction.
A woman in a dark blue robe walked out; it was Li Mochou, Little Steamed Bun's senior sister.
At this moment, Li Mochou's expression was quite strange. Was this still her aloof junior sister? Why did she seem so fake?
"I want..."
" The Jade Maiden Heart Sutra Little Steamed Bun? Here you go!" Before Li Mochou could finish speaking, Xiaolongbao threw a booklet at her.
"What's wrong with you?" Li Mochou looked through it and, finding that it was indeed the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra she had been waiting for, couldn't help but ask Little Steamed Bun.
"Women get angry, what's so strange about that? By the way, have you run into Lu Zhanyuan yet?"
"I met her, and as you said, she's not someone I can entrust my life to. I gave her away..." Li Mochou made a scissor gesture.
"Wow, that's ruthless?"
"Are you Storytelling House?" Li Mochou clearly didn't want to talk about Lu Zhanyuan anymore.
"Yeah, I'm going to see someone from my hometown. Want to come along?"
"Alright, what's wrong with you? Why have you become like this..." Li Mochou asked again, but for a moment she couldn't find the words to describe it.
"Just consider it a sudden realization," Little Steamed Bun said casually.
"Who is this fellow villager you're talking about?" Li Mochou asked again.
"It's that Ling Yi. It's complicated, and I can't explain it in a short time," Little Steamed Bun said, waving her hand.
" Ling Yi is from your hometown? Then it's true that he knows Sword Control Technique?"
"I don't know, but it must be amazing. Senior sister, you're not thinking of getting your hands on his Sword Control Technique, are you? I advise you to give up that idea immediately."
Li Mochou remained silent. She did have this idea, but she wouldn't be foolish enough to confront Ling Yi head-on.
Even Guo Jing couldn't beat Ling Yi, so she admitted that she was no match for Guo Jing either.
But if given the opportunity, she would naturally make her move; the Li Mochou of this world is an absolute egoist.
Because Liang Guan others were there to tell stories for him, Ling Yi was able to completely become a couch potato.
With nothing better to do, he began searching for strange and unusual ingredients to cause trouble.
Ginseng and mutton soup, deer antler stewed with pork ribs, wolf meat hot pot, roasted wild boar...
The backyard of the library is always filled with smoke and fragrance. Yang Guo Guofu's favorite place to come is Ling Yi's backyard, where she can always eat a lot of delicious food.
" Yang Guo, I have something for you to do."
"Please speak, the Final Master." Although Yang Guo had not formally become Ling Yi's disciple, Ling Yi was teaching him Kung Fu Hustle. In Yang Guo's heart, Ling Yi was his the Final Master, so he always addressed Ling Yi as " The Final Master."
" Xiangyang City, there is a valley where a snake called the Pusiqu Snake. This snake is extremely dangerous and incredibly strong. Go and find some of its gallbladders."
" The Final Master, what does this snake look like?"
"It's a pale golden bird with fleshy horns on its head; you'll recognize it once you see it."
Yang Guo nodded and said, "Okay, the Final Master, don't worry, I'll be right back."
"Yes, be more careful and use your brain more."
"Yes!"
Although Yang Guo didn't lose an arm, the Divine Eagle Hero couldn't be destroyed by his own actions. Ling Yi said he wanted Yang Guo to retrieve the snake gall, but in reality, he wanted Yang Guo to become the Divine Eagle Hero again.
In fact, Yang Guo's strength is already quite formidable. Although his Internal Energy is insufficient, the martial arts he has learned are all top-tier martial arts refined by Ling Yi.
Even if he can't win a fight, if he really wants to run away, I'm afraid very few people will be able to catch Shadow.
Just as Yang Guo left, Guo Jing and his family arrived. Ling Yi didn't pay much attention at first, but when he saw the two figures behind them, he immediately curled his lip.
How did Little Steamed Bun end up here? And that's Li Mochou next to him? Shouldn't Li Mochou be causing trouble at the Lu Family Manor at this stage?
To be honest, xiaolongbao (Little Steamed Bun) are quite cute and pretty.
The Xiaolongnü just doesn't suit her; it just looks awkward on her.
Before anyone else could speak, Little Steamed Bun exclaimed, "Wow, lamb skewers!"
He ran straight up to Ling Yi, grabbed a handful of skewers, and stuffed them into his mouth.
While eating, she looked like she was about to cry, saying, "This is the taste, this is the feeling! Fellow villager, I'm from the same village!"
Everyone else looked confused, but Ling Yi knew exactly what Little Steamed Bun was talking about.
"You were a woman before, right?" Ling Yi asked with some concern, as he was most afraid of men transmigrating into women.
"I've got a sudden burst of anger, oh dear..."
Ling Yi rubbed his forehead and said, "Could you swallow your food before you speak?"
Little Steamed Bun nodded in agreement as she quickly shoved all the skewers in her hand into her mouth, chewed for a long time with her cheeks puffed out, and then took a deep breath with a satisfied expression.
"My name is Xiao Linglong. I was in a car accident, the kind where I was completely shattered on the spot, and that's how I ended up here."
"..."
"Fellow villager, you have to take me in! There's no karaoke, no games, no takeout here, it's awful."
What kind of cheat do you use?
"It makes me angry just thinking about it. What kind of Taking Disciples Makes You Stronger System? The area around the Ancient Tomb Sect is deserted. Even if someone comes to become a disciple, the Quanzhen Sect will intercept them."
"So, you ran away from the Ancient Tomb Sect?"
"I originally wanted to wait for Yang Guo, but I don't know how long I'd have to wait. Besides, the Ancient Tomb Sect has nothing. They eat honey every day, swing on swings, and sleep on ice beds. Who could stand that?"
" Yang Guo, you don't need to even think about it. If you want to take on more disciples, that's easy enough. Can't you just force them to join?"
"Forced?" Little Steamed Bun was taken aback for a moment, then clapped her hands and said, "That's right, how come I didn't think of that?"
"If all else fails, you can open a school, provide food and lodging, and teach for free. I guarantee you'll have a huge group of apprentices."
Yes, yes, yes!
"Besides, your system probably doesn't require you to teach martial arts, right? Just teach something like nine years of compulsory education and get by."
Ling Yi had no idea how the Protagonist became the main character; people without any cheat codes were doing so well.
Xiao Linglong also felt that she had really been a bit stupid.
He scratched his head, looking embarrassed, and said, "Ahem, this isn't the first time, I just don't have much experience."
Ling Yi thought to himself, "After Yin Wanqing takes you away, I'll make you go through the Reincarnation Tower every day. That way, you'll have experience."
"I'm staying here tonight. I want Kung Pao Chicken, Shredded Pork with Garlic Sauce, and Spicy Duck Head." Little Steamed Bun didn't stand on ceremony and sat down next to Ling Yi, holding up her finger as she spoke.
"No, how about we have wolf meat hot pot tonight?"
"Hot pot, slurp! Okay, okay, it'll definitely work, it has to work, slurp!" Little Steamed Bun's mouth was practically watering.
This person is a foodie.
Although he didn't like the character Xiao Linglong Little Steamed Bun, she was a modern person after all, and her loud and boisterous personality was quite interesting, making Ling Yi feel more at ease with her.
"Hey, who are you? As a woman, how can you just stay in someone else's house like that?" Guo Fu said, staring at Xiao Linglong.
"Oh, you like Ling Yi?" Xiao Linglong asked with a smile.
"Who, who likes him?" Guo Fu blushed instantly. Why was this woman so direct?
"So that means you like him. But your personality isn't quite right. You didn't even understand the situation before you rushed to reveal yourself. If this happened back in my hometown, you'd be devoured by a scumbag in no time."
"Alright, that's enough. She's just a little girl. After all, they're different from the people in our hometown."
"Little girl?" Xiao Linglong looked Ling Yi up and down. "You're only a teenager, right? Were you an Uncle before?"
"I've lived for almost three thousand years, I'm an old monster. Come with me to prepare hot pot." Ling Yi rolled his eyes and turned to go to the kitchen.
"Good!"
As the two figures disappeared, the crowd exchanged bewildered glances.
Huang Rong looked at Li Mochou and asked, "Where is your junior sister's hometown?"
Li Mochou shook her head. Xiaolongnü's hometown was at the Mount Zhongnan, but now it seems that it is clearly not.
Moreover, she always felt that the fellow villagers that Ling Yi and the others talked about were not the same as the fellow villagers she understood.
"Mother!" Guo Fu felt very wronged. Ling Yi's Ignore attitude made her very uncomfortable, and tears were about to fall.
"Sigh!" Huang Rong had a headache. Today, she and Guo Jing had come to propose marriage to Ling Yi.
But now it seems that Ling Yi doesn't care too much about Guo Fu.
"Brother Ling Yi and this Miss Long do indeed have some similarities in their speech and mannerisms," Guo Jing suddenly said.
This was just a feeling Guo Jing had. Ling Yi was out of place with them, and he felt the same way about Xiaolongnü. That's why he felt they were similar.
Soon, Ling Yi brought out a large copper pot, with Xiao Linglong following behind carrying a pile of ingredients. Ling Yi Fire Starting and added charcoal, while Xiao Linglong added the seasonings that Ling Yi had prepared and neatly arranged various vegetables and meat slices according to their categories.
It looks extremely skillful.
"Hehe, you guys probably haven't had hot pot before, right? Let me tell you, it's absolutely delicious. I guarantee you'll want to come back for more after just one bite," Xiao Linglong laughed.
"I'll tell you how to eat it..."
"The seasonings are a bit monotonous, and they look dark and I don't know what they are. In my hometown, if there are fewer than twenty kinds of seasonings, it's considered a failure."
"Our hometown..."
Ling Yi felt a throbbing pain in his temples. This Xiao Linglong was not only a foodie, but also a chatterbox. Goodness, she was the only one talking non-stop the whole time.