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Chapter 3520

A 60-Year-Old Uncle's Eight-Pack Abs, Jiang Qing'er's Heartthrob Points!

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The next morning, Ling Yi looked at himself in the bathroom mirror and was somewhat dumbfounded.

Ling Yi knew that Internal Energy would enhance his physical attributes and improve his physical condition, but he never expected the improvement to be so significant.

"No way, the Changes is too drastic! What if Old Li sees this? How am I supposed to explain it? Even if I say I got plastic surgery, no one will believe me!"

At this moment, Ling Yi's hair was almost completely black.

The wrinkles and age spots on her face have all disappeared. Although her skin is not as youthful as a young person's, she looks no more than forty years old.

Now, he's truly gone from being a grandpa to Uncle.

And he's Uncle with eight-pack abs.

Just as Ling Yi was admiring his eight-pack abs, the bathroom door was pushed open.

Jiang Qing'er walked in, yawning.

Then, yawning, she stood frozen at the doorway, her phoenix eyes scanning Ling Yi from head to toe, finally Light Lock on Ling Yi's eight-pack abs.

My eyes were glued to it.

"Girl, you're drooling!" Ling Yi reminded her.

"Slurp!" Jiang Qing'er wiped her mouth.

"Are you... Uncle? No, did you get plastic surgery last night?"

"Girl, your nose is bleeding!" Ling Yi reminded her again.

"Nosebleed? How could that be? How could I have a nosebleed?" Jiang Qing'er wiped her nose with her hand and found that she really did have a nosebleed.

If it were an ordinary girl, she would probably have turned around and run away in embarrassment by now.

But Jiang Qing'er did not.

"Hey, cough cough, it's autumn now, it's normal to feel hot and bothered. Maybe it's because your blood production was too good after the acupuncture you gave me yesterday. You don't think I'm being lecherous, do you?"

As she spoke, she leaned closer to Ling Yi Ling Yi patted his stomach with her cool little hands.

"Hey, this feels nice, Uncle!"

[Ding! Jiang Qing'er's Heartthrob Points +1, current Heartthrob Points 1, Total Heart Flutter Points 3!]

[Ding! Jiang Qing'er's Heartthrob Points +1, current Heartthrob Points 2, Total Heart Flutter Points 4!]

[Ding! Jiang Qing'er meets the requirements for binding physical examination. Bind now?]

Wait, could Jiang Qing'er be a female hooligan?

Watching wasn't enough; he actually tried it out? And the one who tried it was a sixty-year-old man!

"I never expected you to be like this, Jiang Qing'er. You actually took advantage of a sixty-year-old man like me?"

Ling Yi joked, but silently recited the word "bind" in his heart.

[Ding! Jiang Qing'er successfully bound to your account. Wealth Points +200. Current Wealth Points: 400!]

Yesterday, Ling Yi spent 120,000 points and only got 2 points of Heartthrob Points. But today, Jiang Qing'er just glanced at him, and Jiang Qing'er's Heartthrob Points increased by two.

A bold idea suddenly came to Ling Yi's mind.

If I were to go live... no, going live would easily lower my standards, making me no different from those girls who use filters.

From now on, this is the level I can only operate at.

It's not that I look down on streamers, it's just that if possible, why not be bolder?

For example, becoming a celebrity—a 60-year-old man venturing into the entertainment industry—wouldn't that be exciting?

Moreover, the entertainment industry is never short of beautiful women.

It also makes it easier to increase your "Heartthrob Points".

"However, how do I get into the entertainment industry?" Ling Yi has lived two lives, totaling a hundred years, but he was just an ordinary person both times.

My understanding of the entertainment industry is limited to short videos.

If you want to enter the entertainment industry, you can't start by playing minor roles, can you?

Now I'm at least a tycoon who can earn 400 yuan a second and 800 million yuan a month.

Rich? Money?

"How about I invest in making my own movie and play the Protagonist?" Ling Yi murmured.

Jiang Qing'er, who was drooling over Ling Yi's eight-pack abs, blinked curiously after hearing Ling Yi's words and asked, "Are you going to make a movie?"

"Didn't you come to use the restroom?" Ling Yi replied, seemingly unrelated to the question.

Jiang Qing'er then realized that she had come to use the restroom!

I ate so much last night, my stomach is really rumbling now.

So focused on looking at his abs, he forgot all about the important matter.

" Uncle, get out of here!" Jiang Qing'er's face flushed red, and she quickly pushed Ling Yi out of the bathroom.

It's almost 7:30 in the morning now.

At this time, Ling Yi should have already left for work.

I'm going to work as a doorman/security guard?

Stop joking.

He's an old man who can earn 400 yuan in seconds now, why would he work as a security guard? Isn't that crazy?

This isn't some urban Dragon King drama where someone is clearly incredibly powerful but insists on playing a bodyguard to embarrass themselves, then enjoys the admiration of others and satisfies their vanity.

Only someone with low self-esteem would do that.

Ling Yi now has only one thought: to increase his Heartthrob Points".

From the very first day he obtained the system, Ling Yi wanted to know what would happen if his Heartthrob Points" skyrocketed, for example, to a hundred million or even a hundred billion in a second.

How can the system generate money for itself in a legal and legitimate way?

I wonder if the system will be overwhelmed by excessive trading, or if Changes completely new will happen once it reaches a certain peak.

I'm really looking forward to it!

" Uncle, how did you do that?"

While Ling Yi was lost in thought, Ling Yi Jiang Qing'er, who had finished washing up, sat down next to him and looked him up and down before asking Ling Yi a question.

"How did you do that?"

" Uncle, how old are you this year?"

"60!"

"Impossible, Uncle, don't try to fool me. You look no older than forty!"

Ling Yi held up three fingers.

"What, Uncle, are you going to swear an oath?" Jiang Qing'er asked with a smile.

For some reason, Jiang Qing'er felt very comfortable being around Ling Yi.

It's worth noting that, except on the operating table, she never shakes hands with men.

One reason is that her skin is Perception very sensitive and perceptive.

It is precisely because of this talent that Jiang Qing'er has achieved such proficiency in surgery.

Because her keen Perception allows her to better Perception the lesion and perform the surgery with the most precise force and angle.

However, it is also because of her Perception skin that she never touches other people's skin when she is not working.

Even girls are not allowed.

The explanation she gave to others was that she had obsessive-compulsive disorder related to cleanliness.

But only Jiang Qing'er herself knew that it wasn't that she was a germaphobe; it was just that touching other people's skin made her feel very uncomfortable.

Because of this, Jiang Qing'er had even made the decision that she would never date or get married in her life.

But this Uncle I had only known for less than a day, was different.

Since she was rescued last night, the Uncle has been carrying her on his back and removing her equipment to administer acupuncture.

Just now, I even took the initiative to touch the Uncle's abs.

This was completely unimaginable before.

Could it be that I've been suffering from a drought for too long? Pshaw, absolutely not, it must be a problem with the Uncle.

At this moment, Ling Yi took out his ID card and placed it in front of Jiang Qing'er.

"First, I'm sixty this year. The reason for this Changes is that my medical skills have made a breakthrough, and some of the methods I used to use to regulate my body are now effective."

"Secondly, you should be fine now and can leave at any time."

"Thirdly, Jiang Qing'er, cough cough, girls should be more reserved!"

Ling Yi withdrew three fingers and then gestured for Jiang Qing'er to proceed.

"It's your turn. Do you have anything to say?"

Jiang Qing'er also held up three fingers.

"First, what method can make someone Changes so drastically overnight? Even plastic surgery can't achieve this effect. I want to try it, pay up!"

"If it works well, the one million in cash inside will be yours, Uncle."

Jiang Qing'er bent her second finger. "Secondly, I'd like to stay with you for a while, Uncle. I can pay the rent."

"Third, I have a very keen Perception. Except when I'm with a patient, I feel uncomfortable when I have skin-to-skin contact with any other man, but you're different, Uncle."

"Your skin Perception sensitive?" Ling Yi asked in surprise.

"Yes, I've tested it. My skin sensitivity is more than ten times that of an average person."

"Give me your hand!" Ling Yi, somewhat curious.

Jiang Qing'er extended her uninjured right hand.

Ling Yi placed three fingers on Jiang Qing'er's wrist and directly circulated his Internal Energy, trying to probe her physical condition.

But the next moment, Ling Yi abruptly withdrew his hands.

At the same time, he moved away from Jiang Qing'er Jiang Qing'er looked at her with disbelief in his eyes.

Pointing at Jiang Qing'er, he said, "Hey, you vixen, I can tell you're not human at first glance."

"No, Uncle, what are you doing?" Jiang Qing'er was completely bewildered.

"What's going on? You can actually absorb my Internal Energy? Tell me, do you know martial arts, like the Star Absorbing Great Method or the Northern Darkness Divine Art?" Ling Yi asked warily.

" Internal Energy? Martial arts? Star Absorbing Great Method? Uncle, do you think I would have almost died last night if I knew martial arts?"

"What if you were faking it? Wait, that doesn't make sense. I didn't have any Internal Energy last night, so I hadn't transformed from an old man into Uncle yet!"

Ling Yi returned to Jiang Qing'er's side.

He placed three fingers on Jiang Qing'er's shoulder while simultaneously channeling his Internal Energy.

Although Jiang Qing'er's body was absorbing Ling Yi's Internal Energy, she wasn't absorbing much.

The key point is that Jiang Qing'er showed no signs of cultivation.

Ling Yi withdrew his finger, puzzled, "Something's wrong with your body; it's actually able to automatically absorb my Internal Energy."

" Uncle, are you sure you're talking about Internal Energy? Isn't that something that only appears in movies and novels?" Jiang Qing'er asked curiously.

Ling Yi extended a finger, channeled his Internal Energy into his fingertip, and poked it directly at the coffee table.

The coffee table wasn't punctured, but numerous cracks appeared centered around Ling Yi's finger.

You should know that this coffee table is made of glass that is almost half a centimeter thick.

"Damn it!" Ling Yi's face suddenly turned red.

He crouched down, clutching his fingers.

This is a method of using Internal Energy recorded in the Life-Restoring Needle, but Ling Yi only knew how to use it and just wanted to pretend to know. However, he did not expect that his fingers would hurt so much under the reaction force.

To put it bluntly, this technique is only used to heal people by applying Acupoint Sealing, not to harm them.

In other words, they have plenty of offensive capabilities but lack sufficient defensive capabilities.

The Life-Restoring Needle is ultimately a medical technique, not a proper martial arts skill.

Jiang Qing'er blinked, glanced at the coffee table, and then at Ling Yi, who was squatting on the ground blowing on his fingers.

Suddenly, a bright, sunny smile appeared on his face.

"Hey, this Uncle's kind of silly, but kind of cute!"

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