A golden glint flashed in Little Hei's eyes.
Gou Zhaozi gestured in the air before speaking, "This Zhou Yanyan is truly a scoundrel."
"The snacks she sells, supposedly from big brands, are actually made in small workshops using advanced technology and rudimentary techniques."
"Eating too much of it can severely damage the liver and kidneys. Nearly three thousand people have suffered kidney failure, liver dysfunction, and other diseases after consuming the snacks she sells."
"Has no one reported it?"
" Zhou Yanyan has a team behind her that specializes in handling these kinds of things. Whenever there's a report, they'll make threatening phone calls, beat people up at their homes, and block them at their workplaces—the dirtiest methods they can use."
"Boss, this woman is a real piece of work. Should I get her a 'Eighteen Levels of Hell ' package deal?"
Ling Yi became interested. "What kind of package deal is it?"
"It's about creating an Illusion of the Eighteen Levels of Hell: burning, tongue-pulling, boiling in oil, being pierced by Ten Thousand Swords, and being sliced into a thousand pieces..."
"It's estimated that after this round, Zhou Yanyan will suffer a complete mental breakdown and live in fear and regret ever since."
Ling Yi nodded; this set meal was quite good.
But Ling Yi felt that wasn't enough.
Ling Yi wanted to ruin her reputation and make her despised by the entire internet before she even experienced the package.
" JARVIS, gather evidence of Zhou Yanyan and her gang's crimes, put it online, and publicly execute them."
"Roger that, boss."
Wow, you've already learned to call me "boss"? You're a quick learner.
" Little Hei, cast a True Word Technique on Zhou Yanyan first."
"Boss, shouldn't we use a Bad Luck Talisman?"
"No need. After Zhou Yanyan has faced legal proceedings, we can just serve her the package deal and be done with it."
" JARVIS, once Zhou Yanyan starts her live stream, you control her live stream room. It can't be banned or shut down."
"Get another batch of online trolls to trick her into revealing information during her live stream, so that she'll use the True Word Talisman' effect to just do a live stream Self-Destruct."
"Learn."
"Then let's get to work!"
It's already 5:30 a. m.
Old Zhou, who was supposed to replace Ling Yi on the day shift, has arrived.
Ling Yi spotted Old Zhou from afar, grabbed his Mark V briefcase, and led Little Hei out of the security room.
" Old Zhou, you're here pretty early today!"
"As people get older, they need less sleep. Oh, Little Hei, come here to grandpa."
Old Zhou bent down and greeted Little Hei.
But Little Hei remained aloof and arrogant, showing no intention of paying any attention to Old Zhou.
"You ungrateful little thing! Did you feed all my bones to that Laozi? You Little White!"
Little Hei tilted his head, too lazy to pay attention to the old man.
"Haha, Old Zhou, Little Hei is just a coward."
"That's true, but why is Little Hei following you around today? Does he think your place is good and is he planning to stick with you from now on?"
The Little Hei before was indeed quite ungrateful.
They come when they're hungry, eat whatever's given to them, and leave without any hesitation.
Because he always comes at night, Little Hei is rarely seen during the day.
Seeing Little Hei following Ling Yi around like this, Old Zhou still felt it was quite an extraordinary thing.
"It's tough out there these days, whether you're a man or a coward," Ling Yi said casually.
"Alright, Old Zhou, I have something to do today, so I'll head out now. I'll cover for you tonight."
"OK."
Old Zhou didn't think much of it and went straight into the security room.
"The light of righteousness shines upon the earth, illuminating every dark place..."
Old Zhou looked back and saw Ling Yi walking with an air of indifference, singing as he went.
Little Hei, standing nearby, ran around Ling Yi happily.
Just then, the rising sun on the horizon provided a perfect backdrop for Ling Yi and his companions.
This scene is inexplicably healing.
Old Zhou took out his phone and snapped a picture.
She then posted it on her WeChat Moments with the caption. "Another beautiful day."
Ling Yi is very busy today.
Buy lottery tickets, rent a house, buy live streaming equipment.
We were busy until after 4 p. m. before we finally finished.
The main issue is that Ling Yi rented a house, not an ordinary rental, but a villa.
On the one hand, with money, one naturally wants to live in good places, eat good food, and sleep well.
On the other hand, relatively speaking, detached villas are safer.
Who knows what kind of trouble he might cause in the future.
Take Little Hei for example. After his first time traveling through time last night, he transformed into a young boy.
If anyone had happened to be passing by back then, Ling Yi and Little Hei would have become an urban Legend.
After the second time travel, it was even more outrageous; he transformed directly into a dragon.
Who knows what Changes might occur after that time travel?
If we create any special effects and people find out, it will be a problem.
Therefore, let's go straight to renting a villa.
100,000 per month, utilities and property management fees are to be paid separately, annual lease.
Right now, Ling Yi is fiddling with the live streaming equipment.
Little Hei, transformed into a cute little boy, was busily cleaning the room.
It wasn't that Little Hei didn't want to use magic, but Ling Yi had stipulated that magic could not be used without his permission.
What if someone sees me using magic?
Previously, Ling Yi had seen a drone take off from the villa next door.
It's better to be careful.
" JARVIS, are the account and platform set up?" Ling Yi asked, sitting on the sofa and staring at his phone screen.
"Don't worry, boss. The Slow Foot Platform is all set up, the account is all set up, and we can start broadcasting anytime."
Ling Yi nodded, picked up a black mask from the sofa, and put it on his face.
He took a deep breath and said, "Let's start the broadcast!"
"Boss, are you sure you don't need to stream across all platforms?"
"Let's play one first and see how it goes, to see who the first Luck is."
"Boss, get ready! Three, two, one, go!"
With JARVIS in control, the phone automatically switched to live streaming mode.
Account name: Ling Yi!
Livestream room name: Selling World-Traversal Card.
Livestream description: Want to truly travel to All Heavens and Myriad Worlds and become the Protagonist? Place your order now for World-Traversal Card, priced at 1 yuan.
Ling Yi's original account name was supposed to be "Selling World-Traversal Card".
But this name does feel a bit too informal.
Thinking about my own name, I decided to use a homophone and call myself "Ling Yi".
As for the price of the World-Traversal Card, 1 yuan is just a token amount.
Ling Yi wasn't counting on making money from selling World-Traversal Card.
Meanwhile, right next to the villa that Ling Yi rented...
A beautiful woman who looks to be around twenty years old is lying on the sofa, watching Slow Foot videos.
She is pure and lovely, with a great figure, large eyes, a wasp waist, and long legs.
The girl's name is Zhou Siyao.
Identity: Heiress of the most prestigious jewelry family in Baihai City.
I just graduated this year.
Graduated from Dafeng City Conservatory of Music.
Zhou Siyao's biggest dream is to become a singer.
But his family absolutely refused to agree.
They believe that being a singer and performing on stage is something that is not respectable.
"It's one thing to disagree with me becoming a singer, but to make me go on blind dates? What blind dates? I'm Naturally Beautiful and have a great figure, why would I need blind dates?"
"Besides, I'm only twenty-one, just graduated, it's the perfect time to build my career!"
Zhou Siyao rummaged through the videos while making sarcastic remarks.
"It's all just short drama ads, ugh, so annoying!"
"Let's see who's one of the newest livestreamers today, is there anyone I could possibly have my way with?"
When Zhou Siyao is watching videos and live streams, her favorite thing to watch is the live streams of newcomers.
They will only give tips to new streamers.
I just enjoy the feeling of being a big brother in a newbie's live stream.
In a popular online influencer's live stream, even if you spend 10,000 yuan, you might not even get a mention of their name.
But in a new streamer's livestream, if you spend ten yuan, they'll thank you for half a day and you can become a big spender right away.
If it's a sensible new streamer, they'll bring out the emotional value for you even more effectively.
"Hmm, what kind of live stream is this? Wearing a mask, no talent, only three to five viewers, and even a small shopping cart for selling products?"
"Is this new streamer crazy?"
"What are they selling? World-Traversal Card? Are scammers this brazen these days? Openly swindling people?"
" World-Traversal Card? Even Gou doesn't believe in that, okay? Anyone who buys one is a fool."