Starting from The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, Infinite Passive Auras
Chapter 561

Trying to create a new storyline-what the hell was Kung Fu 2?

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"Hello, actor 9527, welcome back to the Role-Playing Space!"

"Current story scene is being generated..."

"Scene generation complete. Current scene: Kung Fu Hustle 2!"

"Randomizing identity..."

Name: Ma San, Gender: Male, Place of Birth: Mito City, Occupation: A small-time thug who recently joined the Crocodile Gang in Mito City!

"Countdown to start of story scene..."

The scene flashed, and Ling Yi appeared on a street.

Ling Yi looked himself over: a patched black long gown, gray trousers, and cloth shoes that exposed his toes.

As for what he looks like?

Ling Yi leaned closer to the window of a tailor shop and took a look...

Well, he has a pointed mouth and monkey-like cheeks, a thin face, bulging eyes, a mouthful of Little Hei teeth, and he's bald.

This character would probably only survive two episodes in any movie.

The role this Role-Playing Space has assigned itself is becoming increasingly marginalized.

Inside the tailor shop, an older woman with a cigarette in her mouth was helping a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy try on a suit when she happened to see Ling Yi peering out the window.

The two locked eyes. The older woman glared at Ling Yi and made a threatening fist gesture, while Ling Yi grinned and then turned and left.

" Kung Fu Hustle 2? Xiaolongnü? Interesting!"

Gazing at the bustling street, Ling Yi murmured, "Where to begin?"

" Ma San, I told you to go get Master Feng's clothes, where are they?"

An angry voice rang out behind Ling Yi.

Ling Yi turned around and saw a chubby young man, about twenty years old, wearing a black suit, walking towards him with an angry expression.

The obese young man had his hair parted in the middle, wore a round hat, and had a very noticeable black mole on his chin.

Ling Yi's eyes darted around, and he pointed to a clothing store not far away, saying, "It's not that I don't want to go, but there's a very formidable older woman in the store, and I'm afraid to go in."

"Are you fucking kidding me? What's there to be afraid of in an old lady? You're such a useless piece of trash, you can't do anything right, what use are you?"

Didn't you mention you were with the Crocodile Gang?

"I reported it, but it didn't work!" Ling Yi said helplessly, shrugging his shoulders.

The obese young man gave Ling Yi a very dissatisfied look, then turned and walked towards the tailor shop.

As he walked, he drew a machete from his waist, cursing under his breath, "Anyone in Mito City who dares to give face to our Crocodile Gang? They're really asking for trouble."

A few minutes later, the obese young man flew out like a ball, screaming, and landed right at Ling Yi's feet.

"I, my back, my back is broken, my mouth, there's a summons in my pocket, call, call for help!" The obese young man said intermittently, foaming at the mouth.

Ling Yi bent down, rummaged through the fat man's body, and pulled out something that looked like a firecracker.

Ling Yi looked it over and found a pull rope below, and roughly understood how it was used.

Pointing the other end of the firecracker towards the sky, Ling Yi pulled the rope down with a little force.

A wisp of smoke rose from the end of the firecracker, accompanied by the smell of gunpowder. The next moment, the firecracker jerked downwards, and a dazzling firework shot into the sky.

In the sky, a pattern shaped like a crocodile suddenly exploded, remaining there for a full three seconds before slowly dissipating.

"Holy crap, this thing is amazing! How did they even make it?" Ling Yi murmured curiously.

In less than ten minutes, more than fifty people suddenly appeared from all directions.

They were all dressed in suits and carrying machetes, and soon gathered around Ling Yi and the fat man.

At this moment, the fat man was foaming at the mouth, breathing heavily but not deeply, and was on the verge of dying.

" Ma San? What happened to Master Liu?"

"Anyone who hits Master Liu and dares to mess with the Axe Gang is asking for death."

Where is the enemy?

"Avenge Master Liu."

"Yes, avenge Master Liu! Whoever it is, they're all dead today."

Ling Yi curled his lip. Shouldn't these guys be trying to save this fat guy first?

Pointing at the middle-aged woman emerging from the tailor shop, Ling Yi grinned and shouted, "It was her who injured Master Liu! Kill her to avenge Master Liu!"

"Kill her! Avenge Master Liu!"

A group of people rushed towards the tailor shop with a roar...

Ling Yi, head bowed, muttered to Master Liu, who was practically rolling his eyes, "Tell me, how can these guys be so stupid? With this kind of idiot, how can they possibly make the Crocodile Gang great and powerful?"

As he spoke, he grabbed the fat man's belt with his left hand and lifted him up like a fat Rabbit, easily raising him above his head. He gave him a slight shake, and with his right hand, he squeezed and pressed the twisted part of the fat man's lumbar spine, directly restoring the misalignment.

He casually tossed the fat man to the ground again.

Whether the fat man can stand up again depends on whether the old woman held back and whether his spinal nerves have suffered irreversible damage.

The fat man felt much lighter in his chest, took deep breaths of fresh air, and his previously pale complexion gradually returned to normal.

After struggling for a while in the taxi, he slowly got up, looking at Ling Yi with a mixture of doubt and fear. He wasn't stupid; Ling Yi was able to lift him, a fat man weighing nearly 200 pounds, with one hand, which was definitely not something an ordinary person could do.

Moreover, for some reason, he always felt a chill run down his spine when he looked at Ling Yi.

Looks like you're in luck!

"You..."

Ling Yi wagged his finger at him, baring his teeth, and said, "Now, I'll talk, you listen; I'll ask, you answer, understand?"

Seeing Ling Yi's Little Hei teeth, the fat man swallowed hard and nodded.

"I, Ma San, was lucky enough to run into an old beggar. You know that old beggar, right? Who the hell knew an old beggar would be a master? Hehe, haha!"

Ling Yi chuckled nervously, as if he had heard something incredibly funny.

Looking at Ling Yi's slightly Madness smile, the fat man nodded instinctively, but his heart did indeed clench, as if something had squeezed it hard, and a nameless fear swept through his entire body.

" Master Liu, are you loyal to Master Feng?" Ling Yi took a deep breath, his expression returning to normal as he asked the fat man.

Fatty: "..."

How the hell do you answer that? Master Feng is the boss of the Crocodile Gang, a figure who practically Shrouding the Heavens everything in Mito City. Would he dare say he's disloyal?

But what did Ma San mean by asking that? Could it be...?

"Tell the truth, or you'll die!"

Ling Yi stared at him, her voice calm, but the cold killing intent in her eyes was undisguised.

"I wouldn't dare say I was disloyal!" the fat man said in a trembling voice.

"Oh, hehe, that's a very clever answer. Where is Master Feng? Take me to him."

The fat man looked conflicted. He didn't know Ma San; Ma San had only joined the Crocodile Gang yesterday, and he himself had taken him in.

In retrospect, it's clear that Ma San's motives for joining the Crocodile Gang were not simple.

Ling Yi didn't say anything, just stared at him, her eyes devoid of any human emotion.

The fat man could clearly sense that beneath that calm and cold gaze lay a Bloodthirst madness that could erupt at any moment.

Just then, a series of screams rang out from the tailor shop.

Ling Yi and the fat man's attention were both drawn to it.

The middle-aged woman was seen punching the Crocodile Gang's Xiao Di with incredible speed, sending them flying one by one.

Just then, one of the Xiao Di flew towards Ling Yi. Ling Yi raised his foot and stomped on the Xiao Di, then suddenly exerted his strength.

"Boom!"

This unfortunate Crocodile Gang Xiao Di was stomped into the ground and turned into a Masai.

"Gurgle!"

Seeing such a horrifying scene, the fat man swallowed hard, and the hesitation in his heart instantly vanished.

The fear in his heart was almost overflowing, and the fat on his face was trembling uncontrollably.

"Did I scare you?" Ling Yi patted his shoulder. "Don't be afraid, I'm usually not angry."

"Take me to see Master Feng!"

"Yes!"

The fat man jumped, quickly bent down, and said rapidly, " Master Feng is over at the theater. I... I have a car. I'll take you there."

The fat man led the way, his legs trembling, but he dared not stop for a moment.

Ling Yi followed behind with a smile on his face.

In the car, Ling Yi closed his eyes and silently recited the Passive Role-Playing Aura System in his mind.

Passive Role-Playing Aura System!

Host: Ling Yi!

Currently playing the role of: Jack Napier (130%)!

Available role-playing characters: 1. Tony Stark, 2. Gao Yao, 3. Zhang Sanfeng (Note: Once a new role-playing character is selected, the current role will be automatically replaced and cannot be undone!)

Cultivation level: Peak Dan Jin + Body Refinement Eighth Layer + Manic Personality Sixth Stage!

Activated Skills: Wing Chun Great Perfection), Eight Slashing Knives (Tai Chi Fist Great Perfection) Great Perfection, Tai Eight-Direction Sword Technique (Xingyi Fist Great Perfection), Xingyi Quan (Mastery Level), Eight-Sided Sword Technique (Mastery Great Perfection), Tendon -Muscle-Dividing and Bone-Dislocating Hand (Great Perfection), Twelve-Route Springing Legs Technique (Great Perfection ), Military Combat Technique Proficiency, Firearms Proficiency, Reconnaissance Proficiency, Mechanical Control Proficiency!

During the seven days Ling Yi spent in the real world, besides being a plagiarist, he played the role of Leng Feng instead of Fung Yu-sau. His portrayal of Fung Yu-sau reached 200%, which allowed Ling Yi to reach the eighth level of Body Refining.

Leng Feng, on the other hand, only reached 100%, which granted him some Proficiency- level military skills.

After Leng Feng replaced Fung Yu-sau, the three new playable characters are Pang Yik-hang, Ke Zhen'e, and Jack Napier.

Ling Yi had no recollection of Pang Yik-hang, nor did he know which movie or TV series he played, so he didn't choose him. As for Ling Yi Ke Zhen'e, the old Blind Man, Ling Yi disliked him and didn't want to play the role.

Upon seeing Jack Napier, Ling Yi's eyes lit up immediately, and he chose the horn without hesitation.

Many people may not be familiar with this name, but if you mention his nickname, that's something else entirely.

This Jack Napier is none other than the infamous Joker.

After activating the Joker role, Ling Yi gained an Manic Physique.

Manic Personality: Can be actively activated, resulting in a percentage increase in overall strength. In the current Sixth Tier state, it can provide Ling Yi with a three-fold strength boost. However, under the Manic Personality, actions become extremely crazy and prone to loss of control.

Ling Yi has now activated his Manic Personality, and to be honest, this feeling is somewhat... fascinating to Ling Yi.

At the same time, it also made Ling Yi realize that playing the role of Se is not about being as strong as possible.

When choosing cesium horns in the future, we should not only look at their strength, but also pay more attention to the horn's outstanding qualities.

"Hehehe!" Ling Yi suddenly laughed, his laughter extremely abrupt.

The fat man driving in front shuddered, feeling a chill run down his spine.

"Hahaha!"

Seeing the fat man like this, Ling Yi couldn't control himself any longer and burst into maniacal laughter, saying between laughs, "Relax, haha, relax, I, hehe, I won't kill you right now, of course, hehe!"

Ling Yi's maniacal laughter suddenly stopped, and he said coldly, "That depends on whether you're of any use to me next!"

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