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Chapter 911

This Journey to the West World Wasn't Quite Proper, and the Monkey Was a Scumbag

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Half a month later, Ling Yi lay helplessly on the grass outside the cave, basking in the sun.

After half a month of cultivation, I haven't achieved any of the Qi Refining Realm, the Qi Sea in my Dantian, or the Five Internal Organs tempered by Spiritual Qi.

Logically speaking, given his several evolutions in life level, his innate talent and comprehension should be incredibly extraordinary.

The result was quite the opposite; they were completely unable to cultivate.

At first, Ling Yi was confused, but after using his Divine Power to look inside his body, he realized that he had no Dantian or meridians.

The moment his Gene Lock was fully unlocked, he embarked on a completely different path.

As his body continued to evolve, his meridians Dantian disappeared.

It's not that they can't absorb Spiritual Qi, but the Spiritual Qi Spiritual Qi simply can't be retained in their bodies; it just circulates around once and then disappears.

To say it has no effect is an understatement; it does have some effect, providing a tiny bit of strengthening to the body.

But what good is this effect? He probably wouldn't achieve the same results in a year as he did by absorbing the Life Origin Essence Qi of a Hell demon.

But I must say, lying there sunbathing every day is really quite comfortable.

Ling Yi took a smartphone out of his pocket.

This was specially made for Ling Yi by Tony. It has a large memory, a long standby time, is even solar-powered, and comes with its own smart system.

Most importantly, this phone has a signal.

As for why there is a signal, it's because a signal tower was built inside MO Prison.

This story begins ten days ago with the discovery made by Mark and his team.

After the Projection Stele was placed, Mark and the others discovered that even in the MO Prison World, they could still receive the Marvel cell phone signal.

This is understandable, since the area within the Projection Stele is also considered part of the MO Prison's coverage area, so it doesn't seem unreasonable for Marvel's signal to enter the Prison World.

So Ling Yi asked Tony to specially make this phone for him.

However, in the Journey to the West World, the signal becomes intermittent and very weak.

Since the signal is weak, we can simply strengthen it.

At Banner's suggestion, Mark and others built a giant signal tower in the MO Prison.

The matter was resolved perfectly.

However, the cell phone signal is only effective within the range of the Projection Stele; once you leave this range, the signal will abruptly stop.

The range of the Projection Stele's effect is linked to Ling Yi's strength.

Ling Yi is currently at level 7 awakening, and the range of the Projection Stele is 7 kilometers.

In other words, within this 7-kilometer radius, even Daluo Golden Immortal would have to kneel under the spatial rules of MO Prison.

But this doesn't apply to those at the Daluo Golden Immortal or above.

According to Guanyin, Quasi-Sage is already Half Body of Laws, which can make him immune to a portion of the Power of Laws.

Even with just a tiny bit of immunity, her remaining strength would be enough to overwhelm Ling Yi.

Moreover, Guanyin brought Ling Yi another piece of good news.

After the Journey to the West began, the Heavenly Dao went into hibernation. Heavenly Dao will only awaken again after the Journey to the West Calamity ends.

Now that the Heavenly Dao is in hibernation and the Sage are not appearing, and there are only a few Quasi-Sage, they wouldn't be idle enough to come looking for trouble for him.

Therefore, as long as Ling Yi doesn't jump too wildly, her safety is basically guaranteed.

Ling Yi doesn't want to cause trouble right now; he's getting lazier and lazier, and he's increasingly enjoying this laid-back lifestyle.

There has been no movement from Guanyin's side so far.

Guanyin explained that she was still busy with the plot of the stone monkey becoming king, and that in another half month, once things stabilized on the stone monkey's side, she could finally relax for a while.

That will surely give Ling Yi a big surprise.

Ling Yi didn't care about that; he just hoped it would be a pleasant surprise, not a shock.

Another ten days or so have passed.

That day, Ling Yi was lying on the grass outside his cave, reading a novel on his phone, just like he always did.

Suddenly, he frowned and looked towards the peach grove in the distance.

This place is so remote, and there are actually people here... wait, wait, monsters? Are you kidding me?

Although the scenery here is beautiful, it is by no means a paradise on earth.

"Huh? Something's not right, this is..."

In Ling Yi's Perception, a girl dressed in a light purple gauze dress was running towards Ling Yi.

The girl Aura heavily, with blood at the corner of her mouth, and she staggered as Keep Running, clearly at her last gasp.

Behind the girl followed three wolf demons whose human forms were not yet fully formed.

They still have wolf heads, but human bodies.

The three wolf demons didn't seem to be in a hurry; they simply hung leisurely behind the girl.

His language was extremely vulgar, and he would occasionally burst into wild laughter.

Ling Yi frowned. What kind of plot was this? Was he supposed to be the hero who rescued the damsel in distress?

Although Ling Yi was quite strong, he had no Magic Power and couldn't tell what kind of monster the girl was, but she was definitely not human.

In this deep mountain Old Lin, how could such an Immortal Qi girl suddenly appear? She must be either a fairy or a demon, with the latter being more likely.

Ling Yi didn't immediately come to the rescue; who knows if he was setting a trap?

The key point is that Ling Yi doesn't want to cause trouble. Although the Heavenly Dao is dormant, Hongjun is still there.

In many novels set in the Primordial World era, Hongjun's reputation is not very good.

If Hongjun were to target me, it would be even more troublesome than being targeted by the Heavenly Dao.

The Journey to the West World emphasizes Karma; who knows if these demons have any Karma entanglements with each other?

If a small cause leads to a large consequence, wouldn't a whole host of troubles follow?

Ling Yi just hoped this group of people would leave this area as soon as possible.

However, things often don't go as planned.

The girl was heading straight for Ling Yi; he no longer needed to use Ling Yi mental Perception, he could see her with his own eyes.

The woman probably hadn't expected there to be another person there. Upon seeing Ling Yi, she immediately shouted, "Run!"

After saying that, he stopped running towards Ling Yi and ran to the side.

Ling Yi was momentarily stunned. If this woman continued to rush towards him, Ling Yi would be very annoyed, regardless of whether the woman did it on purpose or not.

There aren't many good people left these days, Ling Yi sighed inwardly.

Especially after seeing the good and evil numbers above the woman's head, they felt even more compelled to take action.

Orchid Fairy: K:3500, E:0, R:3500!

This is the first being Ling Yi has ever seen with Evil Value of 0.

Although Ling Yi is a bit of Old Liu, he still has his own bottom line.

Thinking of this, Ling Yi snapped his the Snap, and the three-headed wolf demon froze in place, unable to move.

They looked in Ling Yi's direction in horror, and at the same time, a thought arose in their minds: We're doomed, we've encountered a powerful being.

What else could a powerful being be but a great being who could imprison them with the Snap?

The orchid fairy Keep Running ahead had clearly not noticed what was happening behind her and was still Keep Running.

However, the way this woman was coughing up blood with every step she took was truly distressing.

Ling Yi snapped his the Snap and Teleport her back to him.

Then, from the MO Prison's inventory, a handful of Life Origin Essence Qi was transferred and injected into the Orchid Fairy's body.

The orchid fairy was still in a daze, unaware that her surroundings had changed, and also unaware that her body had been mostly repaired.

She kept running forward with her head down, and ended up bumping into Ling Yi's arms.

Is this a genuine offer of affection?

The orchid fairy's next move left Ling Yi somewhat bewildered.

After colliding with Ling Yi, the Orchid Fairy merely let out a soft cry, then turned and ran in another direction.

Ling Yi found it somewhat amusing, and with a thought, he once again stood in front of the orchid fairy.

And what follows is...

"Ugh... Ouch, oh dear..."

From the air, this orchid fairy looks like a bumper ball bouncing around with its head down.

After each collision, the car would change direction, and after five or six collisions, Ling Yi was the first to lose patience.

He grabbed the lapel collar of the girl who was about to turn and run away.

"Hey, don't you know how to watch where you're going? Who runs with their head down like that?"

Ling Yi genuinely suspected that the girl had injured herself.

This level of intelligence is a bit worrying.

The orchid fairy glanced back at Ling Yi, then at the three-headed wolf demon frozen in the distance, before finally snapping out of her daze.

She seems to have been saved.

This orchid fairy wasn't really stupid; it's just that she was facing a life-or-death situation and all she could think about was Run Run Run, and she was completely disoriented.

At this moment, Ling Yi finally got a good look at the girl. Why did she look so familiar?

"Wow, we're finally saved! We won't be eaten by those three wolf demons anymore!"

The orchid fairy collapsed to the ground, panting heavily.

Ling Yi Teleportation directly to the front of the cave with the orchid fairy, casually Manifestation a reclining chair, and used Telekinesis to place the orchid fairy on it.

The orchid fairy instinctively adjusted her lying position, and her eyes immediately lit up.

This chair is amazing; it's so comfortable to lie on.

"What's the background of those three wolf demons?" Ling Yi asked.

"They are General Xiong's men. Can you defeat General Xiong?"

"I don't even know who General Xiong is, how would I know if I can win or not?"

Don't you know General Xiong?

"I'm new here!" Ling Yi looked at the orchid fairy more and more familiarly, as if he had seen her somewhere before.

This is strange. Ling Yi has just arrived in the Journey to the West World, and apart from Guanyin and Brother Monkey, Ling Yi doesn't know anyone else.

"That General Xiong is a notorious demon Devil King, whose cultivation has reached the Earth Immortal. No demon in this area can rival him."

" Earth Immortal? That's alright then. I can still beat Earth Immortal," Ling Yi shrugged.

"Real?"

"Um, what's your name?"

My name is Zilan!

Ling Yi asked with a strange expression, "You don't have an older sister named Ziwei, do you?"

How did you know? Do you know my sister?

"I don't know you. You're alright now, so hurry up and go back to where you came from!"

Ling Yi's lips twitched. This was the Journey to the West World, but not the proper Journey to the West World; at least, that Houzi wasn't a proper Houzi.

This is a Scumbag Monkey version of Journey to the West World.

Not only is Son Goku having an affair with this Zilan, but he's also having an affair with the White Bone Demon! Can you believe it?

Ling Yi remembered very clearly that this ridiculous version of Journey to the West was originally called " The Monkey King: Quest for the Sutra," starring Dicky Cheung, and the cast was incredibly glamorous.

Although the plot is absurd, the content is still quite good. It's just that some of the sentimental parts are a bit too forced, making it feel out of place.

No wonder this orchid fairy looked familiar to Ling Yi!

Sigh, what happened to not having any karmic Karma with the horns in the Journey to the Journey to the West storyline? Are they just going to throw karmic Karma right at us?

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