"This..."
Even the Life Divine Tree was tempted.
This white tiger really was rather stupid and clumsy. Not only was it all paws and no grace, it also loved slacking off, while humans were famed for their deft hands and efficient work...
It pondered carefully for a while, then relented. "Then... shall we give it a try?"
The Beginning Heaven Divine Emperor secretly rejoiced at once, putting on the air of a professional. "Senior Life, I will certainly take good care of you."
As he spoke, he arrived before the Life Divine Tree's enormous true body. Using his fingers as swords, he began fiercely trimming its branches and leaves, explaining as he cut, "Senior, if these dead branches are not cleared away in time, they will make your body structure bloated and leave you looking far too old."
"This patch of leaves is too dense. Not only does it waste nutrients for nothing, but it also does not look fresh and neat enough. Besides, leaves in places without airflow do not grow healthily."
"Tsk, tsk. This mess of branches... sigh~~~~ there is truly no artistic sense to it at all. Come, come, come. Let me give you a whole new look."
The dignified Beginning Heaven Divine Emperor instantly transformed into a hairstylist named Tony and began giving the Life Divine Tree a sweeping trim.
In less than an hour, over a third of the Life Divine Tree's branches and leaves had been cut away. It truly did look much more spirited.
Meanwhile, Wang Shouzhe brought his wife and companions to silently clear away the branches, leaves, and other "trash" on the ground.
What a joke. This was the highest-grade divine tree—albeit a fake one—that any of them had ever seen. Even a dead branch was a heavenly treasure, let alone