"Bad guys always live long lives, congratulations on being blacklisted by God, Tony! But this is bad news for me, I've been eyeing your car in the garage for a long time."
It seems pretty good that his little butterfly wings can make Tony's palladium poisoning disappear ahead of time. He just doesn't know if Rhodey can still get a suit of armor from Tony and become War Machine because of this change.
"You're a complete bastard. Sharing happy things with you was a mistake. When are you guys coming back? Waiting for this hammer thing to be over?"
After chatting with Tony for a while, Qin Xiao seemed to suddenly remember something. He deliberately went to a secluded spot and spoke to Tony mysteriously.
"I have something to ask you, Tony, and only you can help me!"
"Your Sneaky behavior reminds me of a thief. Do you have some kind of male ailment? I can't help you with that, buddy! I'm perfectly healthy and strong. You'd better ask Banner about that; he seems to have studied medicine or something."
Tony looked at Qin Xiao with disdain upon seeing his mysterious demeanor.
"Shut up, you damn lecher! I'm in great shape, my penis is strong enough to smash through your armor. I just went to Mexico, you know? I transferred a lot of money back from those drug lords. I opened an account in Switzerland bank."
"This account was opened at one of those drug lords' homes. You know, there are many banks in Zurich. I wanted to ask which one is the safest because I want to transfer the money again!"
Qin Xiao glanced around to make sure no one was watching, then whispered into his phone.
That's it?
Tony looked disappointed, thinking Qin Xiao was about to reveal a big secret.
"Watch your tone, Tony. I'm a billionaire now, a full three billion dollars, three billion! God, I don't even know what to buy. A mansion? A yacht? Do you have any good suggestions?"
On the screen, Tony Stark looked down at Qin Xiao with an extremely disdainful and condescending gaze.
"I thought you'd done something big? Three billion dollars is worth this? UBS, it's a major banking group formed by the merger of Union Bank of Switzerland and Switzerland Bank Corporation. As long as you see those three letters on a bank's website, it's reliable. Is there anything else?"
Although Tony didn't say it, Qin Xiao could still read the word "poor bastard" from his eyes.
" Tony, I admit you're very wealthy, but three billion dollars is no small sum anywhere. I think you should show me some respect. Do you know what three billion dollars represents?"
Qin Xiao had solved his financial problems permanently in this world in one fell swoop. With a huge sum of money in his pocket, he was at the height of his pride and self-satisfaction, so how could he tolerate Tony's contemptuous gaze?
"I don't know, my friend. Three billion dollars, whether it's the amount of a previous order from Stark Industries and the Department of Defense, or a tiny fluctuation in the stock price, I'm not sure. You know, I don't really care about the numbers in the bank."
"OMG Fuck!"
Qin Xiao angrily hung up the phone. That was the true pinnacle of Versailles!
Even billionaires are divided into different levels; only someone with a screw loose would bring up money in front of Tony Stark later.
Excuse me, are you alright?
"I'm not okay? Is there something wrong with you?"
Someone was talking nearby, and Qin Xiao subconsciously replied in an annoyed tone.
Turning my head, I saw a disheveled old man.
This is none other than the brilliant astrophysicist Erik Selvig.
This guy has a lot of screen time throughout the Avengers series.
Thor 1 and 2, the Avengers and 2.
In the Avengers, he was controlled by Loki and developed a device. Using the immense energy of Stark's Great Heaven, he scientifically controlled the Tesseract to open a stable portal.
This allowed the Chitauri Army to continuously pour into New York.
Qin Xiao's attitude startled the old man, who said in a low voice, somewhat frightened.
"I have a friend, he's a little... you know, he went missing yesterday. I heard he came here, and I wanted to ask if he was arrested by you guys, if you were one of them..."
Dr. Erik Dr. Selvig pointed to a sign above the large greenhouse camp behind them.
"The Strategic Defense, Attack, and Logistics Support Bureau! A bit of a mouthful, right? That's me. If that friend you're talking about also claims to be the God of Thunder, the son of Odin, the All-Father, that's him, no doubt."
Erik Selvig hurriedly nodded in agreement. He had only come to ask for the person because he couldn't refuse Jane Foster's request; otherwise, who would want to deal with the mysterious intelligence department?
"Okay, your friend seems quite ill. Don't forget to take him to see a doctor when you get back, you there!"
Qin Xiao reached out and called over a guard.
"Go and inform Commander Coulson that the madman's friend came to demand his release yesterday. He'll understand what I mean."
He pulled Erik Selvig aside to wait, chatted casually for a few minutes, and then lost Qin Xiao.
These brilliant scientists are often very slow-witted and take a long time to respond to anything you say, unless you are talking about their field of expertise.
It's extremely rare to find someone as exceptionally talented as Tony Stark who is also such an interesting person.
Not long after, Coulson, accompanied by two guards, escorted Thor out.
Ever since he failed to lift the hammer last night, this kid has been like a lost soul, not saying a word, just Dum-E blankly.
" Thor, are you alright? Jane sent me to pick you up and take you home."
I don't know if it was because of Dr. Erik Dr. Selvig's familiar voice, or because I heard the name Jane.
Anyway, Thor raised his head, and a hint of light appeared in his eyes.
" Dr. Selvig, are you here to take me away?"
"That's right, Jane is still waiting for you outside. I've come to take you back!"
With Qin Xiao's reminder, Coulson let them go without asking Dr. Erik Dr. Selvig for any identification.
It was a complete waste of the fake documents they had worked so hard to make last night.
However, after Dr. Erik Dr. Selvig took Thor away, Coulson had an agent secretly follow them.
All four chapters are complete. The plot will then jump back and forth between Thor and Iron Man 2. Hmm... I'm wondering if we should have Qin Xiao and Tony cause some trouble in Asgard!