Qin Xiao remembered when he first entered junior high school, he went to a boarding school, and their principal was short, fat and bald.
Behind his back, all the students called him "Shorty." Once, during self-study, the principal passed by the window.
After Qin Xiao looked up and saw the principal walk past, he cheekily called him "shorty".
After he finished shouting, he found the principal standing by the window, looking at him angrily.
That awkwardness, that fear!
Then the principal pulled him into his office and gave him a 40-minute lecture.
This incident left a very deep impression on Qin Xiao's memory.
The current situation is almost exactly the same as it was back then.
The only difference was that the short, stout headmaster had become Odin, the All-Father.
"Well... actually!"
Qin Xiao spoke with a guilty look on his face.
"Actually, this might be a misunderstanding. I had a twin brother named Qin Shou, but unfortunately, a shooting star fell from the sky last night and killed him!"
"Yeah?"
Odin raised the Gungnir.
"Okay, okay, I admit it's me, it's me, alright? But I don't think it's a big deal. Look at you, your hair and beard are all white, you're getting old, and your wife has her period every day, but it doesn't matter, right?"
Qin Xiao was so nervous that he slurred his words.
When a big boss gets angry, another big boss has to persuade him. Qin Xiao desperately tried to wink at the Ancient One, and only then did the Ancient One stand up and stop Odin.
He offered advice with an indifferent expression.
"Relax, Odin. I think Qin has a point. Tell me, which of your children is easy to deal with? If you were to have another one, I reckon Hela would drive you to your death before she's even born!"
"That's right!"
Qin Xiao hid behind the Ancient One and echoed her.
"Shut up, you bastard! Not only have you insulted my goddess, but you've also cursed my entire family to death!"
Odin 'Gungnir began to glow.
How could the Ancient One abandon Odin? She held him tightly and said with a serious expression.
" Odin, the matter of your entire family's death isn't really a curse; the fact that your whole family died is true!"
"What?"
Actually, Odin was just trying to scare Qin Xiao by writing those two sentences.
But the Ancient One's words struck a chord with Odin.
The claim that the entire family died is true.
"Old friend! I'm not joking this time. I've come here specifically for this matter. I think we should have a serious talk, about the future, about Earth and Asgard!"
The Ancient One's expression was more serious than ever before.
Before the two powerful figures could begin their formal conversation, the Ancient One opened a portal, and Odin used the Gungnir to send Qin Xiao flying out.
This portal opened on the Bifrost, which was just a moment ago a magnificent Bifrost, but now it has been torn open with a large hole in the middle.
Even the Bifrost Temple has collapsed.
At the crack in the Bifrost sat a lonely, heartbroken figure.
The cloak behind him was blown to one side by the winds of the Endless Sea, fluttering and swaying in the wind.
"Holy crap, Asgard version of Bu Jingyun!"
Thor turned around upon hearing someone speaking and was somewhat surprised to see Qin Xiao.
"Qin, what are you doing here? Wait, Loki and I destroyed the Bifrost, how did you get here? If you can come, doesn't that mean I can still go to Earth and see Jane again!"
The big, seemingly simple-minded guy wasn't stupid at all; he instantly realized so much upon seeing Qin Xiao.
Someone once said that love makes people stupid. It seems that this depends on the person. If you meet a big, simple-minded guy, it might actually turn out to be a positive result.
Thor's sudden excitement startled Qin Xiao.
Aren't you here to mourn Loki?
So, he struck that Bu Jingyun pose because the Bifrost broke, preventing him from going to Earth and seeing Jane?
Then why are you smashing it?
"I came with the Sorcerer Supreme. She's discussing some things with your father. Oh, and by the way, I have some good news for you: Loki isn't dead. The Sorcerer Supreme told your father that."
I knew it!
Thor was stunned for a good ten seconds, then suddenly jumped up and slapped Qin Xiao hard on the shoulder.
"I knew he'd be alright. He's the God of Mischief, the most cunning man in Asgard. He wouldn't die so easily!"
It seems Thor really has a good relationship with Loki; he's so happy his face is full of wrinkles.
However, regarding Loki being the most cunning person in Asgard, Qin Xiao could only give him a mocking sneer in his heart.
Putting aside Odin and Frigga, even Heimdall, who seems inflexible and resistant to change, is far superior to Loki in this regard.
Too lazy to discuss this topic with Thor, Qin Xiao, having made a rare trip to Asgard, dragged Thor around to show him around.
Upon learning that Ji Mei was alive and that he had another chance to go to Earth to find Jane, Thor was in high spirits and began to act as a dutiful tour guide, leading Qin Xiao around the Golden Palace.
We wandered around Asgard with Thor for over an hour, and we still hadn't finished exploring the area around the Golden Palace.
They were then pulled back by the Ancient One and Odin.
This time, the venue was changed to a magnificent, golden reception room.
Odin and the Ancient One sat on either side of Qin Xiao, smiling at him with the kind of look an old couple would give their son-in-law.
Or perhaps it's the kind of situation where the mother's daughter is mentally challenged and weighs 250 pounds.
Qin Xiao felt the hairs on the back of his head stand on end.
Those two old foxes are grinning like chrysanthemums; nothing good is coming from them.
He instinctively took a step back and asked warily, "What do you want?"
Odin, with a benevolent expression, beckoned to Qin Xiao.
"Come here, child!"
"No, tell me what it is now, and don't call me 'kid.' Few people who are called 'kid' by you end up well. You can call me a bastard if you want, just don't call me 'kid'!"
Qin Xiao flatly refused. Just now, he had used the Gungnir to sweep across all directions, and his sudden change of attitude could not be good.
Odin was speechless, but the Ancient One took over the conversation.
"If you don't believe Odin, you should at least believe me! Come here, it must be something good!"
The Ancient One looked completely at ease.
However, these two were like Negasonic Teenage Warhead warheads in Qin Xiao's mind, and Qin Xiao was not about to give in so easily.
"No way! You two are laughing like pimps and madams trafficking innocent women in a brothel. I'm not falling for it!"
Qin Xiao shook his head vigorously, like a rattle-drum.
The next moment, Odin raised the Gungnir, while the Ancient One's hand shone with golden light.
"Here you are! Here you are! Let's talk this out, why are you so irritable?"
Qin Xiao ran over there excitedly.
The Ancient One and Odin also instantly lost their magic and weapons, switching to chrysanthemum-faced expressions.
The Ancient One smiled and looked at Qin Xiao.
"You've taken good care of Thor on Earth, and Odin has decided to thank you properly. Therefore, he wants you to go to his treasury and choose any item you like!"