Marvel: My Big Brother Tony Is Devious, but Luckily, So Am I
Chapter 142

My back

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Pietro strolled leisurely down the street.

Indeed, to others, he appeared as a bolt of silver lightning.

But in his own perception, he was simply taking a normal walk.

He walked to the Green Goblin's skateboard and looked up at the flamboyantly designed flying machine.

"This skateboard design is really ugly, it's garbage compared to Tony's armor. But it's pretty good for showing off."

Pietro pursed his lips, then pushed off with both legs and easily jumped onto the Green Goblin's skateboard.

Green Goblin remained in the posture of throwing the bomb, completely unaware that there was now another person on the skateboard.

Pietro walked around to the Green Goblin, reached out, and gently tapped the Green Goblin's green demon mask twice.

"Is the mask made of plastic? The quality is terrible."

After making his rant, Pietro glanced at the Pumpkin Bomb that was slowly flying towards Peter in mid-air.

He walked over and grabbed the bomb.

"This little thing looks dangerous; we can't just throw it away."

Pietro, carrying the Pumpkin Bomb, returned to the Green Goblin's side.

He glanced at the bomb strap on Green Goblin's waist, then at the exhaust pipe at the back of his skateboard that was spewing flames.

A brilliant idea was born in his mind.

"Hey buddy, littering is wrong. Let me put it back where it belongs."

Pietro grinned mischievously and shoved the already activated bomb down the skateboard's exhaust pipe!

After doing all this, Pietro clapped his hands.

Then, it transformed into a streak of silver lightning and returned to its original position, casually picking up the hot dog it hadn't finished eating.

Time has returned to normal.

"Go to hell, Spider-Man!"

The Green Goblin's roar had barely faded.

Peter on the other side had already closed his eyes, preparing to withstand the explosion.

At worst, their clothes will get wrecked, but they'll be fine.

However, the expected explosion did not occur.

"Huh? Where's the bomb?"

Peter opened his eyes in bewilderment and discovered that the Pumpkin Bomb that was supposed to fly towards him had vanished into thin air!

The Green Goblin in mid-air was also stunned.

They saw Peter's empty hands and his unharmed Peter.

He was dumbfounded.

"This is impossible! Where did my bomb go?!"

The Green Goblin was filled with fear and confusion.

Is this some kind of ghost in broad daylight? I clearly threw it out!

Just when he was completely baffled...

"Beep! Beep! Beep!"

A sudden, urgent alarm sounded from below.

Green Goblin looked down and saw a blinding light flashing from the tail of the skateboard.

That's the countdown to the Pumpkin Bomb exploding!

"Fuck!! How did the bomb end up in the exhaust pipe?!"

The Green Goblin was terrified and let out a bloodcurdling scream.

But he didn't have time to think about why.

His survival instinct made him abandon the skateboard without hesitation and jump directly from mid-air.

The very next second after he jumped off the skateboard.

Boom!!!

The Pumpkin Bomb detonated inside the exhaust pipe!

The skateboard was instantly blasted into a dazzling fireball, and countless burning fragments began to fall from the sky.

"Ah!!!"

Although Green Goblin jumped quickly, he was still affected by the blast wave.

His back was charred black from the explosion, and he lost his balance, crashing heavily onto the roof of a car parked on the side of the road.

Bang!

The car's roof was smashed open, and the alarm went off.

Green Goblin lay on the roof of the car, coughing up mouthfuls of blood, a crack appearing in his mask from the impact.

He struggled to lift his head, his eyes filled with fear and doubt about life.

Oh! My back! My back!

"What on earth happened? Who did this?!"

Peter was completely dumbfounded.

He covered his leaky backside and stared blankly at everything.

Just then, a silver figure appeared beside Peter.

"Hey, Pajama Baby. What's with this entrance? It's quite unique, is it the latest trend on the streets of New York this year?"

Pietro took a bite of his hot dog, pointed at Peter's exposed SpongeBob SquarePants underwear, and mocked him mercilessly.

Upon hearing that familiar voice, Peter quickly turned his head.

Upon seeing Pietro's smug face, Peter was initially stunned, then his face lit up with delight.

" Pietro! It's you! You just saved me!"

Peter somewhat pleased.

But then he remembered something and quickly pulled his tattered battle suit down, trying to cover his embarrassing underwear.

"What did you call me? Pajama Baby? I have a code name, I'm Spider-Man!" Peter retorted, blushing.

" Four Hundred Auntie, I understand, I understand."

"Besides, with clothes like that, calling you 'Pajama Baby' is an understatement."

Pietro rolled his eyes, too lazy to Peter's protest.

Then he looked at the Green Goblin lying on the roof of the car, and a cold smile appeared on his lips.

"Hey, you guy with the Loki mask, did you just bully one of our Justice League members?"

Upon hearing the sound, Green Goblin struggled to sit up.

His heart sank when he saw Pietro suddenly appear.

He recognized the guy.

In last night's news broadcast, this guy was standing with the Stark brothers, and was referred to as a member of the Justice League!

And it's that Superman's so fast he's invisible!

Green Goblin's heart was instantly filled with fear.

He realized that this guy was definitely the one who had stuffed the bomb into the skateboard!

" Justice League... you damn bastards, why do you have to mess with me!" Green Goblin roared through gritted teeth.

Pietro finished the last bite of his hot dog and shrugged.

"It's not that we want to cause you any trouble, it's just that you're so ugly, you're an eyesore."

Pietro stretched his ankles, his eyes sharpening.

"Since you dare to touch our people, don't expect to leave here unscathed today."

As soon as he finished speaking, Pietro transformed into a silver lightning bolt and shot off once more.

Green Goblin couldn't see Pietro's movements at all.

I only felt a blur before my eyes, and then I was struck hard in the chest.

"Bang!"

Green Goblin was kicked away and rolled several times on the ground before coming to a stop.

"Asshole!"

He roared as he got up, pulled several darts from his waist, and hurled them wildly in Pietro's direction.

But to Pietro, these darts were still too slow.

Easily dodging the dart, Pietro instantly appeared behind the Green Goblin and delivered a powerful kick to his rear.

"Bang!"

Green Goblin fell to the ground again, landing face-first in the mud.

"You're too slow, you green monster. At this speed, you'd get complaints even if you were delivering takeout!"

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