" Exalted Emperor?"
Upon seeing the golden figure, Yugong Youjing froze on the spot.
Do you know me?
Upon seeing the figure in red robes and sword, Su Hang froze on the spot.
"The captain of the Sovereign Dominion Team, the holder of the Supreme King Title title, with an overall gaming skill level comparable to the Champion Emperor, and a development lane skill level comparable to the Imperial Emperor. Anyone who has ever played King of King of Glory would recognize you."
Yugong Youjing gripped the bamboo sword at his waist, his expression menacing.
Sensing the increasingly intense killing intent from the other party, Su Hang narrowed his eyes slightly, "Who are you?"
Yugong Youjing sneered, "I am Yugong Liuli brother, and my name is Yugong Youjing."
Su Hang suddenly realized, "So it's Liuli's brother."
"Shut up!"
Yugong Youjing suddenly became hysterical, "You lowly, inferior person, who gave you permission to call Liuli by her childhood name?"
"You--"
Su Hang pointed to his head and said sincerely, "Is there something wrong with your mental state? Of course, I don't mean it sarcastically, it's just out of humanistic concern for mental patients."
"Sir, what business is it of yours whether I have a mental illness or not?" Yugong Youjing couldn't contain his anger. "Even if I do have a mental illness, does it affect your life or your death?"
Su Hang smiled.
"It's like this, Liuli —no, I mean Sovereign Dominion Yugong Liuli— is our Sovereign Dominion's chief vice-captain and a core member. If any of her family members have serious illnesses, Sovereign Dominion can provide medical assistance."
Yugong Youjing asked suspiciously, "Medical assistance?"
Su Hang explained patiently.
"For example, if you have a mental illness, Sovereign Dominion will send you to the top mental hospital in Huaxia for treatment, and all expenses incurred during that period will be borne by Sovereign Dominion."
Yugong Youjing's eyes flashed with surprise. "Your Sovereign Dominion Team has pretty good benefits, huh?"
Su Hang grinned and said, "Then do you want to go to a mental hospital?"
"I'm not mentally ill, why would I go to a mental hospital?"
Su Hang laughed and said, "Mental patients never admit they are mentally ill."
"You are not me, how do you know I have a mental illness?"
"You're not me, how do you know I don't know you have a mental illness?"
Yugong Youjing's mind was a little confused. He frowned and recalled, "But I have regular medical checkups, am in good physical and mental health, and have no illnesses."
"Why don't you just take a mental hospital test and find out?"
That makes sense.
Su Hang said calmly, "There are three questions. Answering all three correctly means you're normal, answering one incorrectly means you're somewhat mentally unstable, answering two incorrectly means you're mentally ill, and answering all three incorrectly means you're severely mentally ill!"
Yugong Youjing confidently stated, "Then ask your question. I'm certainly not mentally ill."
Su Hang Qingqing and said, "First question, what kind of person goes to the hospital every day?"
Yugong Youjing replied without hesitation, "Patient!"
"No, it's the doctor."
"Doctor?"
Yugong Youjing was suddenly stunned. Indeed, patients only go to the hospital when they are sick; only doctors go to the hospital every day.
"I... am I mentally unstable?"
Su Hang continued, "Second question: What color are the teeth of a baby born to a Black and a White couple?"
"Black!"
As if remembering something, Yugong Youjing immediately changed his words, "White! Whether Black or White, the teeth of everyone in the world are white!"
"Wrong!"
"Wrong?"
"The baby has no teeth!"
No teeth?
Yugong Youjing looked completely bewildered. Indeed, newborn babies grow up drinking breast milk and don't have teeth at all.
"I... have a mental illness?"
I didn't wait for Yugong Youjing to think it over.
Su Hang quickly said, "Last question: Which hurts more if you get hit on the head with a stone, a tomato, or tofu?"
Yugong Youjing stroked his chin, deep in thought. "Normally, the stone would hurt more, since it can draw blood. But I need to ask, are the tomatoes frozen tomatoes, and the tofu frozen tofu?"
"It's just regular tomatoes and tofu."
Yugong Youjing confidently stated, "It's definitely a stone."
"Wrong!"
Yugong Youjing's eyes widened. "Wrong again?"
Su Hang gave him a look of concern for someone with intellectual disabilities. "Hitting someone's head with a rock must hurt."
"Headache?"
Yugong Youjing felt like being struck by lightning. Yes, if a stone hits your head, your head will hurt, not the stone itself!
"I... I am a severely mentally ill person!"
Yugong Youjing's face was deathly pale.
"You're clearly severely mentally ill but don't realize it." Su Hang said with pity in his eyes, "You're lucky you met me, otherwise you might do something stupid on impulse one day and have nowhere to cry."
"Why... why did I develop a severe mental illness?" Yugong Youjing clutched his head and slowly squatted down.
"Think about whether you've ever experienced the darker side of society?"
"The dark side?"
Memories of Yugong Youjing are awakened.
Since his mother [ Yugong Zhaoyan ] passed away ten years ago, he has devoted himself to honing his swordsmanship, aiming to become the sharpest sword of Yousu Fox God.
On one hand, he wants to kill his "father," the Huaxia man who abandoned his mother [ Yugong Zhaoyan ] and ran away to Huaxia to get married and have children!
For this reason, he insisted on watching the executions of serious criminals: hanging, firing squad, poison needle, electric chair, stoning, beheading...
For ten years, he has never stopped, and although he has never killed anyone, his palpable killing intent is more powerful than that of a professional assassin!
"It turns out that witnessing too many executions accumulated excessive negative pressure, leading to a mental breakdown and severe mental illness."
Yugong Youjing's body trembled violently.
"May I ask, sir, how many days can someone with severe mental illness live?"
Su Hang shook his head and said, "I don't know about that. You can imagine having a barrel of explosives stuffed in your head. If the fuse isn't lit, it's fine, but once it is, it will explode and you'll die without a trace!"
"I cannot die!"
Yugong Youjing gritted his teeth and slowly stood up. He still had to witness Yousu Fox God marry Liuli, and he still had to kill his beastly father. "I... absolutely cannot die!"
"Severe mental illness is not irreversible. With active treatment, it is entirely possible to recover and return to a normal state!"
Yugong Youjing seemed to grasp at a last straw, "You're not lying to me?"
"You're the older brother of our Sovereign Dominion's chief vice-captain, how could I possibly lie to you!" Su Hang raised four fingers and swore to the heavens, " China person would never lie to China person!"
With Yugong Youjing asked, "Then how should I receive treatment?"
"There's a sequence to learning, and everyone has their own area of expertise." Su Hang took out his phone and fiddled with it for a moment before saying, "Of course, it's to go to a mental hospital for treatment."
"Yes!" Yugong Youjing exclaimed, his hope rekindled. "To the mental hospital!"
Su Hang walked up to Yugong Youjing and showed her his phone screen. "This is the top mental hospital in Huaxia, run by Yang Yongxin, the Thunder King. I've already filled out your admission information; you just need to sign and put your fingerprint on it."
"Okay, okay."
Yugong Youjing raised his right hand, extended his index finger, and was about to confirm the electronic signature when he suddenly froze.