Global Reincarnation: I Know Every Plot
Chapter 85

I Like Capable Ones

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The forest ends at the source of the stream, where a mountain appears, with a small opening that seems to emit light.

They then abandoned the boat and entered through the opening.

It was initially extremely narrow, barely wide enough for one person to pass through.

After walking several dozen steps, the view suddenly opened up.

The land was flat and spacious, with neat houses, fertile fields, beautiful ponds, mulberry trees, and bamboo groves.

The paths crisscross, and the sounds of chickens and dogs can be heard from one another.

This is Tao Yuanming's "The Peach Blossom Spring," and Xu Long felt just like Tao Yuanming back then.

The Valley of Valley of Villains is enormous, dozens of times larger than Wealth and Honor Village, resembling a small town.

The first thing the two of them did after they came in was to eat.

"Speaking of which, why is this place called the Valley of Villains? We haven't seen any villains here!"

Wan Sanqian muttered to himself as he ate.

"I don't know, maybe the bad guys haven't arrived yet!"

Xu Long sighed; it wouldn't be long before something truly shocking happened.

By then, Wan Sanqian would know why this place was called the Valley of Villains.

"Huh? It's that woman again? She's like a persistent ghost."

Xu Long glanced around and spotted a familiar face: the Mystic Number One person, Haitang.

According to the original plot, Haitang stayed in Wealth and Honor Village with Wan Sanqian.

However, because of his arrival, he took Haitang's place and brought Wan Sanqian to the Valley of Villains with him.

As the plot unfolds, Haitang unexpectedly arrives as well.

"Oh well, since they're here, it's all the same anyway."

Xu Long muttered to himself and continued eating.

Sure enough, Xu Long had only taken a few bites when three Great Han with ferocious faces barged in.

Upon seeing these three people appear, the other diners were terrified, instinctively wanting to run away.

"Sit down, Laozi!"

The man who was leading the group of three shouted, and the other diners didn't dare to delay for a second and immediately sat down.

Who is this person?

Wan Sanqian asked the diner next to him in a low voice.

"These three are nicknamed the Three Villains, the First Villain in the Valley of Villains."

Oh, I see!

Wan Sanqian nodded, and then saw the Three Villains step aside, revealing three women in front of him.

"And who are these three people?"

"They are three men even more wicked than the Three Villains, and they are their respective wives!"

"Oh!"

Wan Sanqian seemed to understand something, and then he saw the wife of the Three Villains move aside, revealing three slightly younger women behind her.

He was eight feet tall, with a waist also eight feet circumference. He had a square face covered in thick, fleshy muscles.

At first glance, you'd think Zhu Bajie) had surgery in Thailand!

Upon seeing the group of men in the restaurant, the three pig demons immediately began to flirt and pose.

"These three are their daughters..."

No need for Wan Sanqian questions; the diners nearby have already learned to answer them on their own.

"Well..."

Upon seeing these three women, as beautiful as flowers and jade, Wan Sanqian felt a churning in his stomach and almost vomited.

Ugliness isn't scary; what's scary is three ugly people teaming up to act lewd.

Not only Wan Sanqian, but everyone else looked grim.

Even Haitang and Xu Long, who had seen many storms, almost couldn't hold back anymore.

"That's great, very handsome!"

"This one's good too, very strong!"

"Today, our daughter is choosing a husband. You all sit quietly and let our daughter choose carefully."

The wife of the Three Villains put her hands on her hips, pointed at the crowd, and shouted.

Upon hearing their words, many diners instinctively wanted to run away.

However, after only a few steps, he was pinned down and brutally beaten by the Three Villains, and then thrown back at them.

So, these people all behaved themselves.

"A wise person knows when to yield; isn't it better to just be honest and straightforward?"

The wicked wife snorted, and the three-headed pig demon began pacing around the dozens of tables, constantly sizing up the men around him.

"I like strong guys!"

I like rudeness!

I like capable people!

The three men made no attempt to hide their opinions, then stopped in front of Xu Long.

"Damn, is this forcing me to go on a killing spree?"

Xu Long was filled with rage and his anger flared up, but he later realized he had been overthinking things.

The three-headed pig demon had his eye on Haitang, not him.

Haitang was an extremely beautiful woman, possessing both striking looks and a stunning figure.

After dressing up as a man, she looked quite handsome.

Although these three pig demons are incredibly ugly, they have excellent taste; otherwise, they wouldn't have all fallen for her.

"Um... actually, I have leprosy..."

Seeing three ugly bastards approaching, even the well-traveled Haitang felt a chill run down her spine.

"It's okay, we can cure you!"

The three wicked wives said in unison.

"Um... actually, I'm a woman..."

"It's alright, we'll put a donkey's penis on you!"

Haitang: "???"

What the hell is going on?

It's one thing to treat an illness, but what's the point of attaching a donkey's penis to it?

Wouldn't that thing be wrapped around your waist every day?

Aren't you afraid of stabbing someone to death?

"Who in this world forces a woman to marry?"

Haitang argued forcefully, refusing to marry one of those three ugly men.

Nothing is impossible for a willing heart!

"I'm only one person; I can't marry three at once!"

"We don't mind three women sharing one husband!"

"You guys are kidding me, I have kidney problems, I can't handle it!"

"It's alright, we have a super-nutritious tonic soup that will surely kill even a donkey!"

"You've gone too far! Do you intend to force me to stay here?"

Haitang's face was filled with anger.

"Not just today, I'll stay here for the rest of my life. I want to have three children for you!"

"I want to have seven children!"

"I want to have ten!"

"Hahaha! So prolific, is she a pig?!"

Hearing what those three ugly people said, Xu Long finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"What are you laughing at, you ugly monster!"

The three ugly men glanced at Xu Long and cursed disdainfully.

"Holy shit! This is the last straw! I'll fucking..."

Xu Long stood up angrily, only to be pinned down on Wan Sanqian's shoulder.

" Brother Cheng, I advise you to sit down!"

"What, you think I'm ugly too?"

Xu Long asked.

"No! I just don't want you Brother Cheng, to be left behind for breeding..."

Wan Sanqian answered weakly.

Upon hearing Wan Sanqian's words, Xu Long couldn't help but tremble and quickly sat down.

That's terrifying! He'd rather be dead!

"Heh, although my martial arts skills are so-so, dealing with the few of you is still easy. You think you can keep me here? Dream on!"

Haitang snorted coldly, then felt a sharp pain in her neck.

He reached behind him and pulled out a needle.

What is this?

Haitang asked in confusion.

"This is an anesthetic; the dosage on it is enough to knock out an elephant!"

"Huh? Is that really true...?"

Haitang was completely stunned. Before she could even utter a word, her head lolled to the side and she fainted.

Xu Long: "..."

Wan Sanqian: "..."

The two looked at each other, both completely bewildered.

That's fucking amazing! He poisoned a martial arts master in less than three seconds?

If it were them, they probably wouldn't fare much better!

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