Naruto: I Sell Scratch-Off Tickets in Konoha
Chapter 44

First and Second Hokage

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Then, Orochimaru looked at the audience below and said in a low voice, "Come out!"

In an instant, four people with purple rope belts around their waists leaped out and landed on the four corners of the rooftop.

"Four Violet Flames Formation!" The four quickly formed hand seals and shouted in unison.

A purple light barrier slowly rose, completely separating the area from the outside world.

Orochimaru shook the grenade and said contemptuously, "Teacher, it's been a long time. Here's a gift for you!"

With that, he pulled the pin without a second thought! Instantly, the grenade exploded in front of him, and a black hole suddenly appeared in the sky.

Over ten pounds of loose herring cans, emitting a rich fragrance, rained down from the sky.

Not a single can was wasted as they covered Orochimaru completely.

Orochimaru was a bit stunned.

He had seen grenades before; no grenade he knew of exploded the moment the pin was pulled.

Just as he was wondering, a refreshing aroma entered his nostrils.

His eyes instantly lost their luster, his whole head felt dizzy, and his stomach churned.

"What the hell is this! Ah!" he roared in frustration, throwing all the cans on his body to the ground.

"Boss, you're screwing me over! Ah!" he yelled, jumping around in disgust.

The Third Hokage watched calmly for a moment, then quickly formed hand seals: "Summoning Jutsu!"

"Bang!"

A black-faced, white-haired monkey immediately appeared before him.

"Enma, transform into the Ruyi Jingu Bang!"

"Roar!" Enma pounded his chest with his fists, transformed, and became an iron rod, golden at both ends and black in the middle.

"Lengthen!"

With a loud shout from the Third Hokage, the Ruyi Jingu Bang instantly stretched out.

It directly hit Orochimaru.

Orochimaru's lips curled into a smile: "Teacher, do you think a broken stick like this can defeat me? That's wishful thinking!"

He directly pulled out a kunai from his ninja tool pouch, held a Flash experience card in his other hand, and said in a low voice, "Flash!"

"Swish!"

His figure disappeared from the spot. The next moment, he was in front of the Third Hokage.

"Teacher, thank you for your years of nurturing. Die!"

He glared with blood-red eyes and thrust forward forcefully.

However...

As his fist was about to touch the Third Hokage's body, he was surprised to find that the kunai in his hand had inexplicably disappeared!

His gaze slowly shifted downwards, and a blush spread across his bruised and purple face.

"Where's my clothes!"

He roared in despair again.

At this moment, he was completely naked, his bruised and purple skin contrasting with his one hundred and eight snake-skin abdominal muscles, exuding a seductive aura.

He suddenly turned around and found his clothes, along with the kunai, lying where he had used Flash.

"Invincible Scratch-off, you're screwing me over again!"

Orochimaru screamed in despair and quickly retreated, wanting to go back and put on his clothes, but would the Third Hokage give him such an opportunity?

"Fire Style: Great Fireball Jutsu!"

A one-meter-wide fireball shot directly from his mouth, completely incinerating his clothes before Orochimaru could reach them.

Orochimaru, with his legs clamped together and his body hunched over, looked extremely embarrassed.

"Teacher, isn't this a bit too much!"

The Third Hokage picked at his ear: "Oh, I'm old, my accuracy isn't what it used to be."

"Actually, I was trying to spray you just now, but I missed and burned your clothes."

"How about this, if you surrender immediately, I can have Danzo prepare a set of clothes for you!"

Orochimaru clenched his fists tightly. He had seen exactly what kind of person Danzo was just now. He'd rather die than have Danzo prepare clothes for him.

He formed hand seals with both hands and said softly, "Don't think I only have this much. Let me show you a familiar ninjutsu!"

"Impure World Reincarnation!"

The Third Hokage was greatly alarmed.

This ninjutsu was created by his teacher, Senju Tobirama. Because it required the sacrifice of living people each time, the casting was extremely cruel and it was eventually classified as a forbidden jutsu.

How could he know this ninjutsu!

However, that wasn't the only thing that shocked the Third Hokage.

After Orochimaru cast Impure World Reincarnation, the first two coffins that appeared were inscribed with the characters "First" and "Second".

He seemed to realize a serious problem.

When the third coffin emerged, he quickly smashed it down with his Ruyi Jingu Bang, forcefully shoving the third coffin back.

Seeing this, Orochimaru didn't continue the summoning and simply patted the two coffins in front of him.

The coffin lids instantly fell open, and the First Hokage, Senju Hashirama, and the Second Hokage, Senju Tobirama, walked out one after another.

The Third Hokage's anus tightened.

He thought of the First Hokage, a man known as the God of Shinobi. With his own strength, he couldn't budge the First Hokage even a little, let alone with the addition of the Second Hokage now.

The coffins disappeared, and Orochimaru, with a ghostly smile, picked up two kunai with talismans drawn on them from the ground and inserted them into the backs of the First and Second Hokage.

The eyes of the two ninjas summoned back by Impure World Reincarnation instantly turned white, and their bodies exuded a terrifying aura of malevolence!

"Wood Style: Deep Forest Emergence!" The First Hokage clasped his hands.

Instantly, a forest appeared on the roof of the entire building.

The Konoha ninjas fighting below couldn't help but gasp in amazement and cursed Orochimaru loudly.

Wood Style could only be used by the First Hokage, Senju Hashirama.

And in their hearts, the First Hokage was a figure comparable to a deity.

Damn Orochimaru, to use the First Hokage to destroy Konoha!

Looking at Orochimaru again, the moment he saw the forest, his face broke into a smile as beautiful as a flower, and he quickly tucked his legs and ran into it.

His current appearance was truly indecent!

"Enma, keep an eye on Orochimaru!" the Third Hokage roared.

The First and Second Hokage also moved almost simultaneously.

"Monkey, be careful!" the Second Hokage shouted, his body suddenly shooting forward.

The First Hokage also flanked him from the side at the same time.

Ever since Orochimaru inserted the kunai into them, their actions had been completely affected.

Even if their minds retained a trace of clarity, it was of no use whatsoever.

The Third Hokage clenched his fists, tearing off his Hokage Robes with a slap, revealing the armor hidden beneath.

"Heaven and Earth Great Shift First Style: Transfer!"

"Bang!"

All of the Second Hokage's attacks were redirected through the Third Hokage's body and unleashed entirely onto the First Hokage.

A huge gash was carved across the First Hokage's chest!

His broken body swayed in the wind.

He looked at the Third Hokage with some surprise and asked, "Monkey, what ninjutsu is this? Why have I never seen it before!"

The Third Hokage, while fending off the Second Hokage's assault, replied with a smile.

"I got it at a new little shop that opened in our ninja village."

"There, as long as you spend tens of thousands of silver notes, there's a high probability of obtaining very powerful ninjutsu."

The First Hokage chuckled, a hint of surprise appearing on his face. He had been worried that the Third Hokage wouldn't be able to withstand the combined assault of him and the Second Hokage.

But now it seemed there shouldn't be any problem: "That puts my mind at ease!"

He let out a long sigh, looking at the wound on his body that had already healed, and said in a low voice.

"Monkey, I've recovered. Be careful!"

The Third Hokage responded with a heavy nod.

From the few exchanges with the First and Second Hokage just now, it was clear that these two were far from displaying their peak strength.

If it continued like this, he might still have a chance to win

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