American Comics: Superman
Chapter 162

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A few days later, Royal Hotel from Paris.

Diplomats and representative teams from all over the world arrived at the hotel.

Reporters from major newspapers and melon-eaters were gathered outside.

The former was carrying a long gun and a cannon, and the camera's flashlight kept pressing, making a continuous "click" sound.

To use a cliché, today is a historic moment.

For the first time, humans came into contact with other civilizations and established stable diplomatic relations.

Those blue-skinned, underwater-dwelling Atlanteans.

Like a magnet, attracting everyone's attention.

As for the previous war?

Because it ended too quickly, and except for coastal cities in the United States, other places were basically unaffected.

To the British, to the French, to the masses of the world.

Naturally, we can pretend that nothing has happened and continue to have harmonious and friendly exchanges on an equal footing.

Just treat those unpleasant little things as chalk and erase them.

Anyway, it's not you who suffers.

"Superman! Hurry up and take pictures!"

"Attend on behalf of the president! Big news!"

"I've already thought of the title! 'War Hero arrived at Paris today'!"

A black car parked in front of the hotel. The reporters saw the tall figure walking down and pressed the shutter hard.

At the same time, there was a warm cheer around, as if some Hollywood star was making his debut.

In an instant, the atmosphere reached its peak!

"I almost thought that when I arrived at Hollywood, the person sitting next to me was James Dean."

Howard glanced at the surging crowd outside and said with emotion.

"Even if you are very popular in New York, why are you still like this when you come to Paris? Lieutenant General Cahill is a heartthrob - no wonder the president would say this. If he is as popular as you, there will be no suspense in the next election."

"This is all the work of Colonel Phillips. I don't know whether it is a good thing or a bad thing to hand Superman's publicity work to him."

Luke simply waved his hand, turned around and said.

Who knew, the cheers and applause from the crowd would become even more intense.

It's like a roaring mountain and a tsunami, coming towards you.

Among the extremely excited onlookers in the front row was an overly unrestrained young woman.

While calling Superman's name, she boldly lifted up her top, revealing the beautiful scenery.

There was another sound of pressing the shutter.

The reporters' faces turned red, not only because of the sight of the young girl's firm breasts, but also the excitement of getting news material.

"Shock! Free Beacon of Freedom's Superman actually had such a story with a naked girl"!

"Haha, I remembered, you are still 'Liberator of Paris'. If I had known today, I would never have chosen to be a scientist. Einstein can't let a woman expose her breasts to him."

Howard said half teasingly, half teasingly.

"But he can easily earn a thousand dollars for every minute he speaks on stage. This can be done by finding twenty or thirty beautiful girls in the red light district of Paris and letting them expose their breasts."

Luke shrugged and walked into the hotel door surrounded by the driver and bodyguards.

There is an interesting episode behind his "Liberator of Paris" title.

Although the French and the Italy are neighbors, they have never liked each other.

Before Luke became a general, he led Howling Commandos to assist the Allied forces in landing Sicily and captured Rome.

Later, the name Superman spread, and Italy people were relatively thick-skinned. They directly called "Rome's fall" as "the rescue plan that Italy people actively cooperated with."

The French ridiculed this, ridiculing Italy people who only play such boring word games. On the battlefield, they can't do anything except cook Italy noodles and raise their hands in surrender.

However, Superman later eliminated Third Reich's "Battleship-class" soldiers in Paris, bringing World War II to an end. De Gaulle followed suit and called him the "liberator of Paris."

And it was said that French Marshal Leclerc, who liberated this city with Superman, almost made the Italy people next door laugh to death.

This is roughly equivalent to a guy with a zero bank account balance saying that his and Bill Gates' combined assets can exceed more than 90% of the wealthy people in the United States.

You know, Superman fought Third Reich's "Battleship-class" soldiers in Paris.

Leclerc was still hiding under Norman with his armored division, waiting anxiously for news.

It's almost as funny as Kakuzu throwing a shuriken at First Hokage from eight hundred miles away, and then bragging to everyone that he also fought against Hashirama Senju.

In response to this matter, Italy people later made up a lot of jokes that insulted the law. When meeting acquaintances on the street, they would definitely make some lively remarks.

Many classic jokes that insult the law came from them.

"I think Colonel Phillips's publicity work is very good. He made you a popular... culture around the world."

Howard, who was an entourage, said seriously.

"But the stories that were spread were so exaggerated that I felt ashamed after hearing them."

Luke shook his head. In order to gain reputation, he had handed over the publicity work to Colonel Phillips who had taken a back seat.

Unexpectedly, the other party recruited a group of third-rate writers from nowhere and worked tirelessly to create fan fiction.

As a result, Superman was in Paris, and one person fought three hundred Aryan demons alone.

He broke into Berlin alone, and fought with Fuhrer, the mustache who transformed into Hell Lord, for three days and three nights...

Stories like this are all over North America.

This then formed a cultural export and spread to Europe.

This is how the nickname Sorceress Pile Driver came about.

The fight between Luke and Sieglinde has become more and more outrageous after secondary processing by the people.

Although many newspapers have repeatedly refuted the rumor and issued announcements to correct this statement.

But the public who have the ability to think independently do not believe it at all.

There are also fans of Superman who have called and sent complaint letters, thinking that this is slander and contempt for War Hero.

How can just three "Battleship-class" reflect the power of Superman?

So, it must be three hundred!

Moreover, those "Aryan demons" will not be the tall and burly Super Soldier.

It must be four or five meters tall, like a moving hill.

It has horns on its head, dark skin, and is vicious and ferocious.

It can also spit Hellfire flames when it opens its mouth, swallowing flesh, blood and souls alive in a terrifying form.

"That's the price of being famous."

Howard gloated.

"By the way, make sure you wait until the meeting is over and show me those... exciting things."

He followed Luke to Paris, naturally not to participate in Peace Summit.

"Of course. I never lie."

Luke nodded and walked into the elevator.

"See you in the afternoon. During this time, you can have some fun. The girl at Paris is very enthusiastic."

Peace Summit will be held tomorrow, and the location will be Versailles Palace in the southwest suburbs of Paris, Yvelines.

The length of the meeting was three days, and the participating and leading speakers were similar to the previous Yalta Conference.

It just adds some extra flag-waving, symbolic appearances, and a small country that doesn't even have the right to vote.

"I would like to go shopping Moulin Rouge and watch the dancers dancing Can-can with their thighs exposed."

Howard reached out and pressed the button on the 22nd floor, but he did not hide his thoughts on the collection.

"Then I wish you a pleasant experience. Remember, if you meet a beautiful dancer named Satine, please let me know."

Luke smiled and said movie jokes that Howard wouldn't understand.

The elevator door was about to close when a hand grabbed the gap in the middle.

"Sorry, someone else is coming."

An Asian face appeared in Luke's sight. The man was about thirty years old, wearing a suit and leather shoes, and had a good temperament.

"Lieutenant General Cahill? I shouldn't admit my mistake."

The Asian man who caught the elevator spoke fluent English.

"Your Excellency must be...Zheng Xian Director."

Luke paused and said with a smile.

In addition to the United States, Britain, the Soviet Union, and France, those participating in Peace Summit also include God Spear Bureau, which represents the East.

The man standing in front of him is the leader of contemporary God Spear Bureau.

"Haha, I didn't expect Lieutenant General Cahill to know my name."

Zheng Xian was slightly surprised. God Spear Bureau always kept a low profile, and outsiders only knew his surname.

Being able to call out his full name proves that Director, who is S.H.I.E.L.D., also knows something about himself.

"On Pacific Theater, God Spear Bureau sent people to tear Japanese Superman by hand, which impressed me deeply."

The corner of Luke's mouth twitched. Compared with S.H.I.E.L.D., which is still in the development stage, God Spear Bureau is much better.

"Those are all trivial matters that cannot be brought to light. A while ago, Atlantis was making trouble along the coast and we almost skewered him like a lobster... I was wrong, he was taken as a prisoner!"

Zheng Xian blurted out, completely exposing Celestial Empire's foodie nature.

"This time Peace Summit, there is only Director Zheng?"

Luke had a good attitude and asked softly.

"Well, there was originally a casual Agent Yan. He was good at using two guns and was God Spear Bureau's trump card. He liked to bet on whether there were bullets in the guns."

Zheng Xian didn't hide his thoughts and said with a smile, "It's just that some changes happened in the middle. Agent Yan had other tasks, so I was left alone."

Luke's heart moved. How could God Spear Bureau be able to send him out?

That must be a big deal!

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