"Who are you saying - the fat guy?"
Fat Otaku Thor also understands in his heart that as he consumes large amounts of carbohydrates for a long time, he becomes addicted to junk food and online games.
Compared to his previous self, he is indeed a little mellower now.
After all, after coming to Earth, social security here has been good.
Coupled with the appearance of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Avengers, it is rare for villains or scoundrels without eyes to show up.
Therefore, Thor has nothing to do.
Most of the time is occupied by the game controller, and even the beloved Stormbreaker is left out.
Naturally, it gradually became homely.
However, sometimes when the truth is told, it often hurts people.
Moreover, even if you call yourself fat, you also need to add the word "death".
Who can bear this!
Thor felt furious all of a sudden, rushing to the top of his forehead.
Stormbreaker in the right hand could not help but hold it tighter.
"Don't you allow others to say you are fat?"
Sin-Cynthia added fuel to the fire and continued.
Although she had a vague feeling that this slovenly one-eyed fat man dressed like a Viking pirate seemed familiar. She had seen him somewhere.
But no matter what, Red Skull's Daughter did not connect the person in front of him with Asgard's Thor.
That's the huge gap between a male god and a fat nerd!
There is no comparison at all!
"It seems that I have to temporarily put away my principle of not hitting women."
In the dark clouds, lightning fell, hitting Thor's body.
The divine power of thunder condensed into a battle armor, covering the chest, hands and feet.
"It seems like I really want to lose weight."
Thor twisted his round body and felt very uncomfortable.
This majestic armor seemed to be tighter and uncomfortable.
In front of everyone, he adjusted his crotch balls so as not to affect the fight.
"I hope you won't cry for your mother later and ask her to take you home."
Sin-Cynthia kicked Bucky to the ground, and Captain America was already on the plate.
Eat whenever you want.
This fat guy who broke into the battlefield was really an eyesore.
Kill him first!
She raised the Hammer of Skadi with one hand and pointed at Thor.
The green light rises like water waves.
Circles of air surged, and dazzling electric current shook the earth.
The ground is criss-crossed with ravines, plowing open a conspicuous "scar".
"I am Thor."
Thor whispered and waved Stormbreaker.
With no fear on his face, he split the energy impact formed by Fear God-force.
Then, electric light burst out from his eyes, and blazing white light lingered around him.
At this time, the old and fat house just looked like Thor.
Terrifying power erupted, and that innocent face revealed a fierce aura.
This astonishing change made Sin-Cynthia put away the contempt in his heart and show a solemn look on his face.
She didn't expect that this fat man who looked ordinary and somewhat decadent was actually a master at hiding his strength.
He faced Thor who was approaching him like lightning.
There is also Stormbreaker that tears apart the atmosphere and breaks through the sky.
Sin-Cynthia was caught off guard and difficult to dodge.
He had no choice but to raise the war hammer with both hands to block the fierce attack.
Boom!
Serpent Kur's Fear God-force collided with the thunder rune!
Along with the dazzling bright light, a torrent of energy that destroyed everything was released, lighting up the sky above the neighborhood.
Sin-Cynthia was like a cannonball, hitting a car not far behind him.
The steel door collapsed, leaving a clear outline.
"This damn fat guy is quite fierce."
Sin-Cynthia spat out a mouthful of bloody saliva and stood up again like an indomitable warrior.
Wait until the bright light dissipates and the smoke subsides.
She saw Thor holding Stormbreaker, striding over.
It's like a Nordic god descending into the world.
It's a little regrettable that the round figure affects the look and feel.
Make the other party's majestic face look funny.
"The Hammer of Skadi! The first incarnation of Serpent Kur!"
Thor stared straight at the war hammer. He held Stormbreaker's arm, and a layer of extremely cold frost arose.
Click! Click!
Under the high-temperature thunder, the solid ice melted and evaporated into water vapor.
Skadi is the ice and snow goddess representing winter in Norse Mythology.
It's not hard to guess what abilities the warhammer named after her possesses.
"Are you Thor from Asgard?"
Sin-Cynthia is a little surprised.
Although there may be a difference in stature between the two, their thunderous power cannot be faked.
The fat guy in front of me is most likely Thor.
However, she clearly remembered that the other person was a blond man with eight-pack abs.
How could he become a rotten, sloppy fat man in just a few months?
They say that time is like pig feed, but that's not how it is fed, right?
In other words, this is what Thor really looks like.
The photos posted on Avengers's official website have actually been retouched?
With a series of questions, Sin-Cynthia picked up the war hammer and smashed it head on.
clang!
The sound of gold and iron clashing!
Harsh sound waves swirled in the air, nearby glass windows shattered, and parked cars honked sharply.
The ax and the hammer collided with each other, locked in a struggle.
Sin-Cynthia The ground he was standing on collapsed, causing thick cracks.
Thor from Marvel Cinematic Universe, hold the ax firmly with both hands and press down hard.
He is Asgardian. In the combat education he received since he was a child, there is no such thing as being merciful or being merciful because his opponent is a woman.
On the battlefield, anything that stands in front of you is an enemy that needs to be defeated and killed.
roar!
Just when Thor was about to chop off the red skull with Stormbreaker, a roar sounded like a level 12 typhoon.
Dust swept in and the atmosphere shook.
The big green man fell from the sky and hit Thor with a heavy punch like a naval gun.
The latter, armed with an axe, drew a beautiful straight line and rolled through several buildings.
"Hulk! How could he..."
Struggling to get up, Thor rubbed his dizzy head, but he still hadn't realized what happened.
I remember the deep friendship we forged in the arena on Sakaar with Hulk.
He felt that Hulk had no reason to be so cruel to him.
"Breaker of Worlds, Nuer! Smash that fat man flat!"
Sin-Cynthia said bitterly.
Hulk, holding the hammer of Breaker of Worlds, made several amazing jumps in succession. The ground shook like waves, and large pieces of cement flipped outwards.
"Crush... destroy!"
Hulk roared angrily, the steel and concrete in front of him seemed like paper.
The war hammer swept and everything collapsed!
Like a tank, he smashed through several walls.
"Found... you!"
Hulk's angry eyes reflect the fat otaku figure of Thor.
He raised the Breaker of Worlds hammer high, filled with terrifying power, gathering, as if it was going to smash the world into pieces!
"Wait!"
Thor quickly stretched out his hand to stop Hulk from harming friendly forces.
A naive smile appeared on his face, like a fool weighing more than three hundred pounds.
"We are friends, remember? Banner!"
"No, you are Hulk now!"
"I mean, I may not be your friend in this universe, but in another place, you and I once fought side by side... We are good buddies!"
Hulk's movements couldn't help but pause. The anger in his eyes gradually receded, and he seemed to be waking up.
"Yes, that's it, Hulk!"
Thor is happy with his wit. He is no longer the reckless man who relied on force to solve all problems.
He learned to communicate and use language to undermine his opponents.
"By the way, do you remember Loki? Or Natasha?"
Hearing this, Hulk slowly put down the raised war hammer.
Thor also let go of Stormbreaker and reached out to express friendship.
"That hammer is bewitching you and eroding you... ah!"
Thor smiled naively, thinking that he had persuaded Hulk.
Unexpectedly, Hulk's eyes changed and his anger arose again.
He once again felt the terrifying power of control occupying his body and spirit.
He suddenly picked up Thor with his left hand, picked him up and shook him like a noodle.
Bang bang! Bang bang bang!
"This feeling... is so familiar."
As if being run over by an aircraft carrier, Thor felt pain all over his body, and his bones seemed to be broken.
However, the brutal beating was not over yet. After a violent beating, he was thrown high again and broke through the ceiling of several floors.
Hulk holds the warhammer with both hands and swings it suddenly as if playing baseball!
Bang!
in a dull sound.
Thor was like the baseball that was hit, completely out of control, flying out of the atmosphere and turning into a black spot on the horizon.
"Hulk just... doesn't know you!"
Hulk put down the hammer and said in a rough voice.
ps: There's more~