Modern Immortal Cultivation, Starting with Handmade Spiritual Energy
Chapter 924

Prank

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"How dare you make fun of me! Go to the spa!"

The towering Dharma Aspect roared angrily, then threw a punch.

Li Xingkong simply pointed a finger, and a beam of light, seemingly from nowhere, pierced straight into the body of the Dharma Aspect like a sharp sword.

Like a long spear, it pierced through the entire body of the Dharma Aspect.

The fist that the Dharma Aspect Image unleashed was incredibly fierce, but before it could even land on Li Xingkong, the punch was rendered useless.

The entire Dharma Aspect was shattered into pieces by this attack.

The scattered afterimages of the Dharma Aspect rapidly contracted, eventually coalescing into a human shape, which then plummeted straight down from the sky.

Li Xingkong took a step forward and stopped in front of the " Thousand Mountains Body ".

"How?"

He looked down at the Thousand Mountains Body in front of him and reached out to touch his chin.

It's a bit strange. Although this guy looks exactly like Thousand Mountains Body, Li Xingkong can't find any connection between them. No matter how much he activates the Thousand Mountains Method, he can't sense this guy's situation.

That's quite unusual.

Looking at the heavily injured Thousand Mountains Body before him, Li Xingkong couldn't help but think of Wan Chongshan.

This guy just casually passed this technique down to me. I originally thought it was just a slightly stronger ordinary technique, but I never expected it to be so profound.

Even with his current Golden Immortal cultivation level, he still hasn't reached the upper limit of the Thousand Mountains Method.

Li Xingkong couldn't even imagine how strong this guy's cultivation level must be.

"Not so great, we are simply outmatched and have to admit defeat."

Thousand Mountains Body's recovery ability was as strong as Li Xingkong's at this stage; in just a few breaths, he was already able to sit up.

Looking at Li Xingkong's serious yet slightly questioning expression, and the gaze fixed intently on him, his pale face, which had been somewhat ashen due to his severe injuries, suddenly broke into a triumphant smile.

Hahahahahahahahaha

The smile wasn't obvious at first, but after a few breaths, he burst into unrestrained laughter.

Li Xingkong was somewhat confused by this inexplicable laughter.

" Xiao Li Xiao Li, you still managed to fool me!"

But then, Thousand Mountains Body, who had been seriously injured, turned into a ball and then reformed into a new form.

Who else could it be but Liu Shinian?

"How could it be you?!"

Li Xingkong felt as if he had been struck on the head, and his eyes widened in surprise.

He then glanced at Liu Shinian a few more times in surprise, his mind seemingly in turmoil. Finally, he shook his head helplessly and sighed deeply.

"Are you fucking crazy?!"

"Hehe, that felt great!"

Liu Shinian laughed wildly, patting Li Xingkong on the shoulder as he laughed.

Just for that one sentence, all that hard work and time she spent researching Li Xingkong's past made her prank worthwhile.

The hearty laughter lasted for a long time, and even after Li Xingkong took her back to the small world, Liu Shinian's laughter did not stop.

"I said, is it really that funny?"

Li Xingkong couldn't take it anymore.

"No, hahaha, no, hehehe."

Liu Shinian pretended to hold back, but he showed no intention of letting Li Xingkong.

"No, when did you get here? I didn't know. And where did you get this thing?"

Li Xingkong too many questions he wanted to get to the bottom of.

"It's a secret..."

Liu Shinian feigned profundity.

However, Li Xingkong wasn't stupid. He was just a little surprised to see Liu Shinian here, so much so that he didn't think about it too much.

But after calming down, he still sensed the crux of the problem.

Few people know about Thousand Mountains Body's affairs, and even fewer have seen him. Liu Shinian's actions are clearly not something that can be accomplished through hearsay.

This guy must have seen his own Thousand Mountains Body.

The situation is then quite simple: there is only one person who can allow her to see her Thousand Mountains Body.

"Have you met Senior Wan Chongshan?"

Li Xingkong was a little puzzled; why was Wan Chongshan seeing this guy?

"Hehe, you guessed it. But Sister Wan is so cool and beautiful, wouldn't calling her 'senior' make her sound old?"

Liu Shinian chuckled, knowing that Li Xingkong would guess the answer without her saying a word.

"Well..."

Li Xingkong and the system exchanged a glance. Li Xingkong was terrified of this system's imposing presence, no less so than when he came home from playing in the mud and encountered his old mother with a clothes rack.

Calling someone "sister"... ugh! Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps.

"Ahem, let's talk about why Senior Wan approached you."

Li Xingkong coughed twice and quickly changed the subject.

I dare not say more, for fear that some unknown, petty woman might kick me a couple of times from afar.

"Hmm, maybe he wants to see Comrade Xiao Li's friends."

Liu Shinian smiled slyly, his eyes filled with the light of someone who had just shipped a couple.

"Wow, girl, where did you learn all this?!"

Li Xingkong was speechless. Good heavens, they've even used "comrade," but where did this guy go?

"So where did you learn all these skills from... and you even managed to act them so convincingly."

Liu Shinian hadn't stopped laughing, and when she heard Li Xingkong's question, she laughed even harder. She held up a finger, and the Five Elements Divine Light swirled around her fingertip like a light strip.

"You guess?"

"What the hell are you guessing? Did you go to the parallel world where Thousand Mountains Body?"

Li Xingkong's guess was pretty accurate.

However, he was still a little curious. Senior Wan should have been much faster at dealing with the Thousand Mountains Body than he was, so there shouldn't have been many Thousand Mountains Body left.

"Comrade Xiao Li has a high level of ideological awareness."

Liu Shinian's words reminded Li Xingkong of his time back on Blue Planet.

"Go to hell."

"I thought you must have quite a rich past, but what I found was a complete shut-in!"

At this point, Liu Shinian finally spoke up.

"Your skills are pitifully few, I don't even know how to describe them. You've only learned a few supernatural abilities, and your attack methods are very limited. You just got lucky; your broken world has no Spiritual Qi, and you managed to escape."

In Liu Shinian's view, before Li Xingkong became an immortal, he had very few skills or supernatural abilities.

In the few conflicts that did occur, the enemies they faced were not particularly formidable figures.

This guy has really had Dayun to have cultivated to this point.

"Tch, forget all that nonsense, just tell me if it's useful or not."

Li Xingkong knew that this guy was just saying that; anyone could see the hardships he had endured to reach his current level of cultivation in a world without Spiritual Qi.

"Alright, alright, don't ask me anything else, ask Sister Wan. Besides, I'm already on your turf, are you just going to leave me sitting here like this?"

Liu Shinian showed no awareness of being a guest. After looking around, he found the most comfortable spot and sat down.

She groped around the room with one hand, grabbing a bite of anything food she saw.

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