Primordial Giant Turtle: Heaven-Defying Comprehension, Joins the Chat Group
Chapter 14

Lickspittle Levels Are Way Too High

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Shen Fei watched as the live video started, never expecting more newcomers to join.

Good lord.

Four people at once.

But those two at the bottom—damn it, was one of them another lickspittle?

Meimei?

Could it be Two-Faced Turtle?

That unfilial descendant had brought shame upon their Turtle Clan!

A turtle liked a jellyfish?

And while he did not know who the other one was, judging by the name [Fiancée Likes Someone Else], he was clearly another lickspittle.

Good lord, there were three lickspittles in one group. The lickspittle content in this group was way too high!

[Peach Blossom Island Little Cook: Welcome, four newcomers. If you have any questions, you can look through the group first.

A reminder: do not provoke the Group Leader or Lord Guardian Spirit. They are both Six Stars of All Realms Big Shots!

If there is anything else you do not understand, feel free to ask.]

[Half-Split Thor: A Chat Group? Interesting, a chat group that connects countless worlds.

Ow, ow, this is a little too much. Tell me, which Mental Master are you to dare play this sort of trick on me!

Don't let me catch you! I won't let you off when I do!]

Shen Fei looked at Half-Split Thor. From his manner of speaking, his name, and the mention of Mental Masters...

Hmm...

If it really was that world, then that would be great. There were quite a few Cultivation Methods in that world; it was not inferior to Perfect World at all, and its upper limit was extremely high.

[Fiancée Likes Someone Else: Have you been refining too many pills lately? You're hallucinating...]

[Meimei is Forever My Goddess: What's wrong? What happened?!]

Shen Fei merely glanced over it without explaining. There was no rush; he simply watched quietly. There was no need for him to explain anything.

Before long.

With Huang Rong, Feng Xiaotian, and Peter explaining alongside the Group Files, the newcomers finally accepted the existence of the Chat Group. Shen Fei also learned their identities through the conversation.

Two-Faced Turtle and Pill King Gu He.

But that Captain remained exceptionally cautious and never appeared.

[Half-Split Thor: Wow, it's actually real! It connects people from other worlds, and some of them sound familiar. I feel like I've heard of some of them before! If Brother Hong knew about this, he'd definitely be interested too.]

[Primordial Giant Turtle uploaded Memory Swallowed Star. Matches group member 'Half-Split Thor'..., download unavailable.] [Primordial Giant Turtle uploaded Memory Battle Through the Heavens. Matches group member 'Fiancée Likes Someone Else'..., download unavailable.] [Primordial Giant Turtle uploaded Memory The Adventures of Little Carp. Matches group member 'Meimei is Forever My Goddess'..., download unavailable.]

Shen Fei glanced at what Half-Split Thor had said. It seemed that this really was the world of Swallowed Star.

[Huowu is Forever My Goddess: The Group Leader is so generous!]

[Primordial Giant Turtle: @Huowu is Forever My Goddess, you set sail so soon? Aren't you worried about running into the Demon Whale?]

[Huowu is Forever My Goddess: Group Leader, I have no choice but to set sail.

Because of what happened in Hurricane Canyon last time, Spirit Hall has been monitoring our Kamikaze Academy lately.

If Spirit Hall fails to find out the truth, my grandfather and I will probably have to undergo Spirit Hall's investigation...]

[Primordial Giant Turtle: Handle it yourself.]

[Half-Split Thor: Swallowed Star? My world is actually called that?]

[Peach Blossom Island Little Cook: Why not share a little, group member? Your name is Thor—are you a God like Willow God?]

[Half-Split Thor: Sure. It's not exactly private, and I've already opened the permissions. But I'm not a God, and I'm certainly not a Big Shot like Willow God.

I'm a Martial Artist. I'm only called Thor because I created the Nine-Layered Thunder Blade and, since I was an orphan, I never had a name!

I'll go handle a few matters first. I will repay the Group Leader for this favor.]

In the world of Swallowed Star.

Thor, who was at Lightning Martial Hall, read the text he had downloaded from the Chat Group.

Although he was not a Mental Master, his realm meant his mental strength was still quite high, and he read very quickly.

He swiftly finished the Earth arc...

When he saw that nearly all of Earth's Strong Ones had sacrificed themselves just to kill the Golden Horned Beast.

In the end, it was only because Luo Feng fought desperately for survival that he managed to kill the Golden Horned Beast and turn it into his own Incarnation.

Still, Thor retained some doubts. He first used his authority to investigate someone named Luo Feng.

With his authority, obtaining Luo Feng's files was effortless. When he saw that Luo Feng's information was identical to what the Group Leader had uploaded, the smile that had rested on his face for years vanished.

"Aljin, that bastard... is courting death!"

"Third Brother, Third Brother. How am I supposed to deal with this, Second Brother?"

Thor closed Luo Feng's file. After seeing Luo Feng's information, he was already eighty percent convinced. Coupled with the various events described inside.

Many of them were rather private, such as the domain he had comprehended.

"So this is why I'm called Half-Split Thor? I was cut in half at the waist by the Golden Horned Beast..."

So I'm a character in a story too, but the Group Files are right.

As long as I can feel that I truly exist, then I truly exist! There's no need to dwell on it.

Thor gave a bitter laugh.

Then Thor looked at the strength section of his panel.

[Strength: Two Stars of All Realms (Transcendent)]

He was only Two Stars of All Realms?

Just what kind of existence was the Group Leader at Six Stars of All Realms?!

Honestly, even if he and his eldest brother went to kill the unborn Golden Horned Beast now, they should be able to defeat it.

But if they did that, without Luo Feng serving as the pioneer to enter the universe.

They would have no way to deal with the disasters that came from the cosmos later on.

And according to what was written there, Luo Feng possessed the strongest talent among Mental Masters!

Only he could possess the Golden Horned Beast.

"Right, there's also the Chat Group. This is my opportunity too! There are Six-Star Strong Ones inside. There must be a way to deal with the Golden Horned Beast without affecting Luo Feng's opportunity!"

Thor rolled his neck and exhaled, relaxing himself. There was still a chance to turn things around.

He focused his mind on the Chat Group again. By then, the people who had joined alongside him had also learned of the Chat Group's existence and opened up their respective Destiny Instances.

Except for the Azure Avenger Captain.

[Peach Blossom Island Little Cook: Feng Xiaotian, come out. Your brothers are here—two more lickspittles have joined!]

[Fiancée Likes Someone Else: bitter smile.jpg, Miss Huang. I merely like Sect Master Yun. That doesn't mean I'm a lickspittle!]

[Meimei is Forever My Goddess: What are you saying?! What are you saying?! Meimei is the prettiest singer in the ocean world. Isn't it only natural to like her?]

[Huowu is Forever My Goddess: Someone copied my name and even copied my behavior!

But now I've worked hard to improve myself. I'm no longer who I used to be. I'm no longer a lickspittle. You can call me War Wolf!

If we're talking about licking, I'll only lick the Group Leader. If Willow God lets me lick her, I can lick her too.]

[Stone Village Guardian Spirit: Get lost!]

[Huowu is Forever My Goddess: You got it! I'm gone.

About the Demon Whale, I suddenly thought of a way to exploit a bug.

When the time comes, I'll send the Universe Cover to any one of you, then have you send it back to me after I reach Sea God Island.

Then it won't be able to sense it, and it won't be able to find me.]

[Primordial Giant Turtle: @Half-Split Thor, you should understand your situation by now.]

When Thor saw the Group Leader @ him, he could not help straightening his back even though there was nothing before him.

[Half-Split Thor: Please enlighten me, Group Leader. My eldest brother and I can take this chance to kill the Golden Horned Beast, but that would ruin Third Brother's opportunity...]

[Primordial Giant Turtle: Just increase your own strength.

You already know how the future unfolds. When the time comes, become strong enough to directly capture the Golden Horned Beast, destroy its soul, and let Luo Feng possess it.]

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