Taotie Vanguard Officer Just Passing By

"Damn it, what the hell is going on? Sis, where is this place? Is it Feiliu District in Juxia City!!!"

Long Qian, still unsure, turned his head and asked Qi Lin very seriously.

It was too coincidental, so coincidental that he found it hard to accept.

"If you know, then hurry to the city! What are you, a civilian, doing here, joining the fun!!!"

Qi Lin momentarily forgot what had just happened, and she angrily reprimanded Long Qian.

If he knew, why wasn't he running? Why was he coming here to die?

"Holy crap, I..."

After getting a confirmation, Long Qian was furious. He didn't know what to do, his legs felt weak, let alone run.

His mind was a mess. He honestly didn't know how to describe his feelings.

Transmigrated? He just played a few games and made a few vows, and then he transmigrated???

What kind of idiot would want to transmigrate? He had a car and a house (both bought with loans), so he was a definite winner in life. Why did he have to transmigrate and suffer like this?

Transmigration was just the fantasy of a bunch of failed authors. Who would want to transmigrate when they had a full stomach? He wasn't a protagonist in a typical transmigration novel; he was just an ordinary citizen, a happy wage slave.

Moreover, was transmigration really that easy nowadays?

Didn't the protagonists in transmigration novels get run over by trucks these days?

How come for him, he just played a game and transmigrated? It was so sloppy, with no plot buildup at all.

The most important thing was that he couldn't seem to remember the plot of this Chinese animation. The plot was too long ago for him; it had been many years.

He used to like watching it in college, even cuddling with his ex-girlfriend while watching. But later, the updates were slow, and the plot became increasingly nonsensical, so he lost interest.

He only occasionally saw videos about the protagonists on Douyin.

Of course, the one he followed the most was Angel Yan, our Queen Yan.

Because Queen Yan was so beloved by him, his ex-girlfriend had even cosplayed her a few times.

But it was useless now. He liked Angel Yan, and he liked Angels, but he didn't want to die.

This world truly had monsters, demons, and angels, and people would actually die.

He was just an ordinary person. How could he survive in this world where gods and demons coexisted?

Or rather, how could he find his way home?

He wanted to go home. His parents were waiting for him to come home for dinner, his good buddies were waiting for him to come home to play games, and he had dates the next day and the day after!!!

"I don't want to die here. God, please, spare me, let me go. I swear, I'll never make reckless vows again. Let me go back, and I'll be a new person. I'll work hard and earn money, and I'll even build you a villa."

Long Qian muttered his prayers silently. He was truly scared, and he truly wanted to go home.

"What are you muttering about? Be careful, run!!!"

Suddenly, several blue lasers shot past them, and the police car that had been shielding them was blown away by the explosion.

Seeing that Long Qian wasn't moving and was muttering to himself, sometimes praying, sometimes in pain, like a lunatic.

Although ordinary people would be scared stiff in this situation, she...

As for her, upon seeing the laser beam directly aimed at them, she didn't hesitate. She pushed Long Qian away and was directly hit by the laser, which pierced her body.

"Qi... Qi Lin... I... you..."

The sudden turn of events caused Long Qian's legs to give out, and he collapsed to the ground.

Seeing Qi Lin, who had pushed him away and taken the shot for him, he scrambled to her side, cradling her in his arms, trying to stop the bleeding.

"Quick, hurry and run, run towards the city."

Qi Lin, despite her serious injuries, was still concerned about Long Qian's safety, urging him to run and not die here.

"I... I can't leave you... Let's run together."

Although Long Qian said this, his body wouldn't obey him; he was completely powerless. In this situation, to react decisively, instinctively turn and run, to escape immediately, that wouldn't be the reaction of an ordinary person.

In this situation, anyone not scared stiff was no ordinary person.

However, the blue and white mechs not far away wouldn't give him a chance. Since there were tanks and police cars here, and there had been resistance and attacks, it naturally attracted the attention of the Taotie vanguard.

Then, several more blue lasers were fired towards Long Qian's location.

"It's over, save me, System, save me, damn it, come out and save me, your host daddy is dying."

Seeing the blue lasers getting closer and closer, Long Qian didn't know what to do and blurted it out.

His legs were useless, what could he do? He couldn't overcome it at the moment.

Transmigration was irreversible. His transmigration was a done deal. As the saying goes, heaven is the chopping board, and he was the meat on the chopping board, at heaven's mercy, unable to escape.

Since transmigration was a fact, surely he would be given something else, like a cheat or something.

It couldn't be that heaven was in a bad mood and decided to give Long Qian a transmigration benefit because he was living too comfortably. There were plenty of people living more comfortably than him.

There were many readers who were more handsome and talented than him, like Yan Zu, so why was it him alone? He should at least get some perks.

Just then, at this critical moment, a voice echoed in his mind.

Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully transmigrating. The system is binding...

Long Qian was overjoyed.

Heaven hadn't abandoned him; he was still the chosen one.

He then said with a serious expression:

"A mere Taotie, a mere Karl, a mere Grandfather Hua, I shall cut you all down.

As long as you have courage, the Three Kings will take maternity leave. Heaven, you truly love me."

System: "???"

Seeing that he had finished speaking but the system hadn't responded, Long Qian became nervous and said, "System, where are you? Hurry up and show me your functions."

Suddenly afflicted with chuunibyou, Long Qian asked the system:

Ding, due to a malfunction during transmigration, some system functions have been locked by unknown rules and are currently unusable. Only the "Myriad Worlds Summoning" function remains. The "Myriad Worlds Summoning" function has malfunctions, the malfunction catalog is as follows...

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Driven by curiosity, Long Qian clicked on the details, but what followed almost made him collapse.

1. Summoned individuals/items possess self-awareness and cannot have their memories set (excluding inanimate items).

2. Summoned individuals cannot exist in the summoner's world for extended periods (the duration depends on the summoned individual's strength and form).

3. The summoned individual's strength cannot exceed the strongest combat power in the summoner's world (Keisha's known universe is not the complete Super Gene universe).

99. The summoned individual's faction cannot be chosen; summon with caution.

100. The summoner can only summon once per month. (Note: Not stackable, please use promptly.)

After reading these one hundred system malfunctions, Long Qian couldn't hold back and spat out a mouthful of blood.

Long Qian: "System, have you dug up Heaven's corner? With these one hundred restriction notices, did you steal Heaven's woman, or his daughter? Maybe you should just uninstall. I'm afraid you'll drag me down; I feel like I might die faster with you."

It wasn't that Long Qian didn't want the system, but this system was too useless. It was a shame to abandon it, but tasteless to consume. What if he summoned a demon or Cthulhu? He'd be dead before he could even enjoy it.

Moreover, he felt that this system must have offended someone it shouldn't have. Without these restrictions, with this system, he could have taken off instantly, stepping on Hongjun and punching the Heavenly Dao.

But with these restrictions, this system was worse than those academic genius systems or god-tier tycoon systems. At least those systems could strengthen the host.

But this system was completely useless. Unless he could summon immortal artifacts and elixirs from cultivation novels.

However, he figured that was wishful thinking.

Most importantly, the last point, "not stackable," wasn't that bullying an honest person?

System: "No way, no way, no way!!!"

Long Qian: "Get lost! Acting cute is shameful. You have a beginner's protection period, right? If you can't summon anything good the first time, you uninstall yourself, and you'll be buried with me. We'll lie flat together."

System: "Host, summoning is all about luck, there's no behind-the-scenes manipulation."

"Get lost, give me the summon. If there's no beginner's protection period and you can't solve my current predicament, self-destruct. This host doesn't need an incompetent system."

Long Qian was also somewhat losing his composure. The moment he heard it was all about luck, his face darkened further.

When it came to luck, no one was as unlucky as him. In Genshin Impact, he always hit the soft pity, and then the hard pity, being one of the few people in the entire server to do so.

When buying a house, the developer had a full discount event, and he actually won a ¥50,000 Lamborghini voucher. Did he lack a Lamborghini? He lacked the millions, or tens of millions, needed to buy one.

System: "Host, everyone's first luck won't be too bad. Are you sure you want to summon?"

"Summon. If I don't summon, I'm going to die. Hurry up and start it."

The system's implication was that beginners had a protection period.

Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the first summon. The summoned individual is from the game world League of Legends - The Justicar Angel Kayle. Angel Kayle will arrive on the battlefield in three seconds...

Long Qian: "Good system, Dad knew you wouldn't disappoint!!!"

System: "..."

Seeing that he had summoned Kayle on the first try, Long Qian was very pleased, his face full of smiles.

He just wondered if Angel Kayle would look like her game model or like those from Douyin videos.

Although the system kept saying it was all about luck and denied any behind-the-scenes manipulation, Long Qian saw the words "beginner's protection period" between the lines.

All this talk about no behind-the-scenes manipulation was fake. To avoid being uninstalled by him, the system would sell anything.

"Kayle, is she level 16? She can't be just level one, right!!!"

There was a world of difference between a level 16 Angel and before level 16. As a player who had practiced for two and a half years, he naturally knew this.

Just now, he had just gotten a pentakill with a level 16 Angel.

As Long Qian was muttering to himself, the majestic Angel Kayle arrived on the battlefield.

"Your thirst for justice reaches the heavens, and I have answered your call."

"Kayle, they are all unjust people, all fallen invaders. Please avenge the innocents who sacrificed their lives under them, please avenge my innocent villa, please cleanse them with fire."

Long Qian heard that familiar and powerful voice and felt a surge of excitement. He was finally saved. Three pairs of wings… that meant at least level 16. These few insignificant mobs that had destroyed millions for him were nothing compared to Kayle.

Kayle could dispatch them with ease, as if chopping vegetables while casually chatting.

"Fallen ones, unforgivable! Saved by the light, blade in hand, I shall smite all directions!!!"

Angel Kayle heard Long Qian's voice from below, her expression unreadable. She looked at the blue and white mecha Taotie Vanguard opposite her and immediately unleashed her ultimate, her AOE-damaging skills slashing towards the few Taotie.

"Angel… no, this is impossible! Angels don't have that many wings! Who the hell are you? You… you're only fit to smell the farts of my god, Karl!!!"

The few Taotie were stunned by the sudden appearance of an Angel. How could a pre-nuclear civilization like Earth possibly have Angels? And why would Angels protect this planet?

But Kayle didn't answer their questions. The only response they received was the damage from her critical hits.

With a swift movement of her blade, Kayle easily eliminated several Taotie Vanguards as if they were mere vegetables.

"My perfection will surely make them tremble!!!"

"This is… Kai… Queen Keisha… How, how is this possible!!!"