Author: Ninety Autumns in January
  1. I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. "Sir, I would like to remind you that your second point contradicts the first." "Where's the contradiction?" "Since you never lie, why don't you believe what you say?" "Oh…

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