What's Wrong with Men Liking Huge Breasts!

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Naruto Uzumaki desperately resisted the already predetermined future.

Ibiki Morino glared at the noisy, blond-haired brat. If this kid managed to pass the Chunin Ninja Exams, it would be a stain on his life forever!

Before he could even reprimand the noisy little fellow, Ibiki's expression changed, and he silently took a step back.

Sure enough, the next moment, the sound of shattering glass suddenly rang out, and countless shards grazed Ibiki's face, almost making his already bankrupt appearance even worse.

Two Kunai pinned a black banner to the window, and standing beneath the banner that read "Second Exam Examiner - Mitarashi Anko Appears!" stood a generous and wealthy older sister figure named Qiongqiong.

The mature woman had her long, jet-black hair hastily tied into a ponytail. Her delicate face, full of strength, revealed her smooth and fair skin. As she stood with her hands on her hips, her magnificent breasts, held in a black, fishnet-like net, swayed wildly up and down with her movements.

At this moment, Mitarashi Anko is at the peak of her beauty, though the future chubby Dōmeki will not recognize her!

"I guess the more outgoing older sister is definitely more likable!"

Hearing the sudden sound beside him, Naruto Uzumaki, who was stunned by the magnificent sight, nodded subconsciously. Suddenly realizing what was happening, he blushed and met Dōmeki's teasing gaze.

"I, I wasn't attracted to that older sister at all!"

Enraged, Naruto Uzumaki tried to defend himself, but failed to notice a timid Byakugan girl looking down dejectedly at her slightly heaving chest.

"Stop making excuses! Your lecherous expression betrays everything!"

Dōmeki patted the blond-haired pervert on the shoulder, giving him his official approval!

Naruto slapped Dōmeki's hand away, pointed at him angrily, and whispered, "You were peeking too, weren't you? If you've got the guts, just admit it!"

"Hmph!"

Dōmeki crossed his arms, raised an eyebrow, and snorted coldly, saying, "I'm not like a repressed pervert like you."

As he spoke, Dōmeki's voice suddenly grew louder, reaching almost everyone in the examination hall.

What's wrong with men liking big breasts?

As those outrageous remarks echoed through the examination hall, Naruto couldn't help but cast a look of admiration at Dōmeki, "A true hero!"

But deep down, I felt a smug sense of anticipation for what would happen to this guy; serves him right for being a tiny bit more handsome than me.

However, Naruto suddenly remembered that when Dōmeki shouted, the voice sounded strangely familiar. The more Naruto suddenly realized what was going on.

Holy crap, isn't that my voice?

Naruto's heart sank. He turned his head and, sure enough, Dōmeki was already far away from him, pointing at him with a righteous and awe-inspiring gaze that seemed to say, "So this is the kind of person you are!"

"Oh no! I've become a stand-in!"

Naruto's cold sweat streamed down his temples, and his ominous premonition grew stronger.

Suddenly, his vision went dark, and when he looked up, those magnificent, unattainable eyes were now right in front of him.

However, Naruto Uzumaki felt no romantic feelings whatsoever, because the pair of angry eyes on that majestic building were staring intently at him.

"You blond brat! You've got some nerve, haven't you?"

Naruto felt a wet, slippery tongue licking his face, but the sweat just poured down his face even faster.

"If I say I'm innocent, will you believe me, big sister?"

Mitarashi Anko raised her fist, grinning maliciously, and said, "Believe me? Why wouldn't I believe you? I love honest kids like you!"

"Waaaaaaah!"

A moment later.

Dōmeki squatted down in front of Naruto, looking at the bruised and swollen kid, and said, "I'm so envious, kid, you got to be so close to that bold older sister!"

A wronged Naruto pointed tremblingly at Dōmeki, wanting to say something but unable to utter a word. Only Hinata quietly approached him and handed him a handkerchief.

"Angels!"

Naruto looked at the girl with deep emotion, his heart warming instantly. However, Hinata met the brat's gaze, she hurriedly dropped the handkerchief and retreated like a frightened rabbit.

Ino and Sakura, who appeared out of nowhere, immediately stood in front of Hinata and reprimanded her sternly.

"You pervert, don't touch Hinata! She's going to be corrupted!"

"NO~~~" Naruto let out a desperate wail.

A dozen minutes later.

The back mountain of Konoha, the entrance to the Forest of Death.

With her back to the vast, dense, and gloomy forest where the howls of wild beasts occasionally echoed, Mitarashi Anko faced the numerous examinees and eloquently explained the rules of the second exam. In short, it was a battle for the Heavenly Scroll, where life and death were irrelevant!

Kabuto Yakushi quietly approached Dōmeki when no one was looking. "My dear junior brother, what scroll do you need? I can give you the Heaven Scroll!"

Dōmeki glanced helplessly at Kabuto Yakushi, "This isn't Lord Orochimaru's order, is it? I wanted to play with the kids from Konoha!"

Kabuto Yakushi adjusted his glasses and sighed, "That is, after all, a vessel that Lord Orochimaru cares about. Please, junior brother, show mercy. Wouldn't it be too cruel to leave a shadow in the hearts of children?"

"It's time for the storms of the Shinobi World to blow these kids away. Isn't Lord Orochimaru's operation this time precisely to fulfill the Third Hokage's wish?"

"As a grand-disciple, how can we not properly fulfill the old man's wishes?"

Dōmeki's heart was filled with "filial piety" towards the old man who had ruled Konoha for decades!

A Kunai swiftly flew between Dōmeki and Kabuto Yakushi, who were talking, leaving a sharp gust of wind in its wake, and Mitarashi Anko was already standing in front of the two.

The female ninja stared at the two with a cruel smile, speaking coldly, "I don't like guys who ignore me when I'm speaking. Do you want to die?"

Wow! A class reunion!

Dōmeki thinking to himself, Hyakume politely bowed and scraped to the generous senior sister, "I'm sorry!"

A glint of shrewdness flashed in Kabuto Yakushi's eyes as he pushed up his glasses and offered a hesitant apology.

Mitarashi Anko nodded in satisfaction, then gave the two of them a sweet smile.

"Not bad, you know how to seize the moment!"

"I really like you well-behaved and handsome boys!"

She patted Dōmeki's face before laughing and turning to leave.

In the crowd not far away, a woman with a cold and aloof demeanor looked helplessly at her former disciple and sighed.

"Still so stupid, Anko!"