A Certain Hokage's Super Electromagnetic Release
Chapter 76

You Look Delicious!

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The next day, Naruto Uzumaki followed Kakashi-sensei with a dejected look on his face.

In preparation for the upcoming decisive battle, Kakashi-sensei will personally teach Sasuke his ultimate techniques, while he himself is being passed on to some unknown guy, which inevitably makes him feel a little disappointed.

Even though Kakashi-sensei repeatedly assured him that the person in question was far stronger than himself!

"Naruto, you better watch out! You absolutely must maintain respect for that person!"

Kakashi couldn't help but give Naruto repeated instructions, as this was an opportunity that Lord Jiraiya had only recently returned to the village.

Furthermore, Naruto is the orphaned son of the Fourth Hokage, and his name is intricately connected to Lord Jiraiya, which is why Naruto was able to get this opportunity!

But seeing that Naruto was distracted and clearly hadn't listened to a word, Kakashi immediately used the starting stance of his family's Ninjutsu — the Tiger Seal!

Naruto's body immediately tensed up instinctively, and even his anus throbbed with pain.

"I understand, Kakashi-sensei!"

The back mountain of Konoha.

Kakashi Hatake respectfully introduced Naruto to Jiraiya, while Naruto, hiding behind Kakashi, secretly observed the unfamiliar middle-aged man.

He appeared to be in his forties, a tall and robust middle-aged man with long, white hair that hung casually down his back. His resolute yet slightly eccentric face was smeared with strange paint.

He wore a red coat and carried a large, conspicuous scroll on his back.

"Quickly bow to Lord Jiraiya!" Kakashi, exasperated, pressed Naruto's head down to bow.

"Lord Jiraiya? I feel like I've heard that name somewhere before?"

Naruto, however, was stroking his chin, deep in thought.

"Oh? You little brat, you've actually heard of my reputation?"

Jiraiya nodded in satisfaction at Minato's child; his taste was exactly like his father's!

"That's right, I am none Jiraiya, the White-haired Child, the Toad Messenger, one of the most famous Sannin, known to everyone across the land..."

Jiraiya wanted to add a carefully prepared Kabuki performance to his entrance, but he was suddenly interrupted.

"Ah, I remember now!" Naruto tapped his palm as if suddenly realizing something. "Jiraiya, isn't he that old Konoha who was caught peeping at the women in the bath, the one whose story is all over Konoha?"

"You idiot Naruto, shut up!"

Kakashi punched Naruto on the head.

"Don't underestimate Lord Jiraiya, Lord Jiraiya's no ordinary lecher!"

He's the man who stirred up a... cough... sex storm in the Shinobi World!

Jiraiya:...

"That sounds even more degrading!" Naruto Uzumaki said with disdain, but his eyes betrayed his admiration for Jiraiya.

After some back and forth, Jiraiya finally agreed to take Naruto as his disciple. Naruto was secretly thrilled to learn that this older man was actually the teacher of the Fourth Hokage, whom he admired most.

Kakashi, however, immediately recognized that this was a mutual appreciation between the lecherous master and disciple, and Naruto, who had independently developed the "Sexy Jutsu" since childhood, Jiraiya!

Thus, Kakashi, having concealed his merits and achievements, retreated and headed towards Sasuke, who was waiting on the other side of Konoha.

A training session involving extremely difficult Ninjutsu awaits the two of them.

On the back mountain, Jiraiya was staring at his newly accepted disciple.

After a moment, Jiraiya asked loudly, "Kid, what do you want me Toad Sage, to teach you?"

"Jiraiya-sensei, can you teach me anything?" Naruto asked, his eyes wide.

"Hahaha, of course! What do you Lord Jiraiya?"

Jiraiya there, hands on his hips, laughing triumphantly.

"Then, Jiraiya-sensei, please teach me how to become a Hokage!"

Naruto Uzumaki bowed earnestly to Jiraiya, making a plea.

Jiraiya looked at the brilliant blond hair and suddenly felt a sense of déjà vu. It seemed that a blond boy had once made the same request to him.

The child, as warm as the sun, gradually merged with the boy before her.

With just a gentle shake of the head, the illusion vanished. Naruto's carefree personality is clearly more a direct inheritance from Kushina.

"Hahaha!" Jiraiya scratched the back of his head sheepishly. "Although I once trained a Hokage, Minato's efforts played a bigger role."

"Becoming Hokage or something, the help I can offer seems minimal?"

"What? Just another lecherous old man!"

Naruto muttered to himself, then a thought struck him, "How about Jiraiya-sensei teaches me a super Ninjutsu?"

"Ideally, I'd like to surpass Sasuke..."

"No, Sasuke's strength is only average. Dōmeki-senpai -senpai is still stronger than that Orochimaru guy..."

Orochimaru?

Jiraiya could never have imagined that he would hear the name of his old friend from the mouth of his newly accepted disciple.

Although he rushed over after learning from the old man that Orochimaru had infiltrated Konoha, he still did not know the specifics of the situation.

"Is Orochimaru targeting Naruto?"

Jiraiya's aura surged, even the carefree Naruto could sense it instinctively, subtly revealing his position as one of the strongest Shinobi World.

"Me? Orochimaru has his eye on Sasuke!"

Naruto was deeply disappointed with Orochimaru's taste; he thought he would be much more handsome than Sasuke if he dyed his hair black!

Upon learning that Naruto was not involved, Jiraiya's momentum vanished instantly. "Orochimaru? I'm not bragging, but unlike Orochimaru and idiots like you, I've always been an excellent student and a model student!"

"Many girls even flirt with me, and even my friend Tsunade keeps pursuing me, but I rejected her just because she's flat-chested!"

Just as Jiraiya proudly showing off his glorious history, he was gradually misled by Naruto's repeated praises of him as "the best in the country."

Jiraiya summoned Gamachu with an imposing air, unfurling the contract scroll from Mount Myōboku. The names of the ninjas on the scroll flashed past Hagoromo Otsutsuki and finally settled on Minato Namikaze.

"Once you learn the Summoning Technique of Mount Myōboku, those brats like Sasuke and Dōmeki will be no match for you!"

"Whoa!" Naruto Uzumaki immediately felt himself ignited.

"Really? Lord Jiraiya's words really annoy me. Is Mount Myōboku really that amazing?"

Just then, a familiar voice rang in the ears of the master and disciple. Jiraiya and Naruto turned their heads at the same time and saw Dōmeki happened to be visiting the back mountain of Konoha, hanging upside down on a tree branch, his licking lips revealing sharp teeth.

"I wonder, what's the difference between the taste of the Toad from Mount Myōboku and frogs?"

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