Master of Feminist Fist Arts, Kang De

The other party has accepted your friend request.

The following sentence came to Kang De's mind.

Through the Dragon's Covenant, and with Lily's guidance and assistance, they simulated the dragon's spirit state and established a spiritual connection through the dragon race's secret arts, beginning to communicate.

Such an experience is strange and indescribable.

He could sense a thin but strong thread connecting his soul to the other's in the void of the spiritual world, through which they could communicate spiritually.

Simply put, as long as you concentrate your spiritual power, you can send out the message you want to convey.

--Ah, sacred Khala connects our thoughts.

The moment the thought crossed Kang De's mind, his soul surged. At that moment, his Dragon's Covenant with Lily resonated with him, and the spiritual connection built on this basis became even stronger, allowing him to sense the Dragon Girl's mental state to some extent. He turned his head and saw Lily glaring at him.

"Don't overthink it," Lily said. "You'll be found out."

He nodded slightly, calming his agitated emotions.

Then began their first online chat in this other world.

The first message sent was a traditional, instinctive phrase ingrained in the DNA of netizens.

"Are you there?"

Lily, who was in a state of resonance with Kang De through the Dragon Oath, received the message simultaneously and couldn't help but roll her eyes. She said, "What nonsense are you talking about? How can you not be connected? Conversations between dragons should be solemn, dignified, elegant, and powerful, as weighty as our race and history. Spiritual exchanges should be even more so. You should..."

The next moment, a violent mental surge came crashing in from the other end.

The message sent back by the other party was filled with the humanistic spirit of Zaun. A frenzied voice roared in the spiritual world, and the dragon roared, "Ah! Grandis! Pearl of Dragon Island! Why have you come here! Have you already realized that a great change is about to unfold in our hands! Are you already eager to offer me your loyal and intense love! Come to me! Let me see your tender and tight..."

"..."

"..."

Lily and Kang De looked at each other in bewilderment.

"In our house," Kang De said after a moment of silence, "All of the above can be summarized in one sentence—in... look at the report."

Lily's expression stiffened for a moment, then she said, "Something's wrong. His mental state is very strange. Keep him calm and ask him where he is, then say..."

Kang De glared and said, "Keep him calm? You try it! How fucking disgusting!"

As they spoke, in the spiritual world, the spiritual connection established through the Dragon Ballad was continuously transmitting the dragon's frenzied and excited harassment. The other party was like a pervert who had been holding back for a thousand years, unabashedly displaying his base desires. Most importantly, the dragon thought he was aroused by the "Dragon Island Pearl," but it was just Kang De in the guise of Grandis.

Imagine this: you log into a girl's QQ account for some reason, and a low-class, despicable online harasser excitedly sends you messages, ranging from pretentious flirting and self-proclaimed charming remarks to explicit and suggestive questions about sex, and finally to directly asking you to meet up offline and go to a hotel.

Finally, he started posting pictures. First, he posted a selfie that he thought was cool, a greasy, tacky, Kuaishou-style photo. Then he posted various awkward poses and angles. Finally, he even took off his pants and posted a picture of a little kid in the Black Forest.

... And then how do you feel?

As a man, I find it disgusting, vulgar, and nauseating!

You actually expect me to play along with him?

Kang De took a deep breath, focusing his mental energy. At this moment, he wished he could connect to the internet on Earth so he could quickly learn about the rural feminist style on Weibo.

Although those self-proclaimed feminist influencers on Weibo are either mentally deficient, stupid, or malicious, and some are even suspected of receiving overseas funds, it must be said that their extreme and vicious remarks targeting all men, while extremely repulsive, are not an exaggeration when applied to a small group of scum.

Unfortunately, the situation was urgent, and there was no time to arm themselves with their sisters' ammunition.

He could only throw punches based on a vague impression, and it was estimated that he only had three-tenths of the punching intent.

His spiritual power, transmitted through the soul connection, surged back towards the opposite side like a tsunami.

"Where did this [beep--] dragon with its [beep--] dummy grow into its brain come from, putting your mother's [beep--] here? If you want to fuck [beep--], why don't you go home and find your [beep--]-- mother who's been [beep--]--- [beep--]--? You still want to mess with me here, it's making my [beep--] laugh so hard it's drooping! Your clan's stinking male dragon has absolutely no backbone!"

"With your disgusting, lowly male dragon's [beep--] dead [beep--] appearance, do you even dare to set your sights on us female dragons? With your short, greasy, vulgar, and low-class [beep--] appearance, you think you can find a mate? Barking dog, huh? You've hit a sore spot, haven't you? It's laughable that you can only howl a few words on the mental link, and you still want to make a move on me?"

"I'd rather go with Lily to serve those Cathayan Kang De have it come to you! They're well-mannered, know how to treat dragons, understand respect, and earn a lot of money, unlike you guys [beep--]..."

"I suggest Dragon Island enact a law to strip all male dragons of their mating rights. You guys aren't even worthy of being fucked [beep--], you should go fuck cars instead. As for the next generation of Dragon Island, I suggest bringing in Kang De, all the beautiful female dragons on the island as his wives. Only then will the next generation of dragons have hope. Hybrids are the best, your dragon race's hope for resurgence depends on him..."

When Kang De uttered the first part of his rant, Lily's eyes widened in shock.

In the second segment, the Dragon Girl already showed a look of terror.

By the third paragraph, her eyes were already squinting.

As for the fourth paragraph...

But Kang De is now in the zone. Forget Lily, forget One-Punch Dragon Girl, he is the true master of female dragon boxing. Clearly, this barrage of insults is strategic. First, he strikes hard with the most vulgar and Zaun language to overwhelm the opponent with his momentum. Then, he moves on to personal attacks and smears, and then elevates the issue to the level of the entire race. He builds up the barrage step by step, enhancing the impact of his attack. The effect is remarkable!

A violent wave surged through the spiritual world, to the point that the small network of water pipes connected by the Dragon Ballad could no longer bear the load. The dragon's fierce rage and increasingly incoherent and chaotic information came like a storm, with only one central theme—I'm going to fuck you to death.

Kang De calmly threw a punch.

"Oh dear, your little [beep--] dragon is getting anxious! He wants a real dragon offline PK! Come on, let me see what this pathetic dragon looks like! Believe me or not, I'll choke you until you lose control of your bladder! I'm afraid the real dragon will find out it's a short, tiny toothpick dragon! Come on, come on, if you've got the guts, let me see the might of your clan's male dragon! Hehehehehe! If you don't come today, I'll immediately go with Lily to deliver cannons to Kang De..."

"Where am I? I'm right here at the entrance of the underpass. Come here and let me see your little toothpick, it's so pitiful. If all else fails, I'll find you an ant to use instead."

Amidst a series of increasingly violent roars and chaotic howls, the dragon hissed, clearly indicating that it was about to set off.

The mental connection was then severed.

Kang De slowly exhaled.

Feeling refreshed, so refreshed!

Well, how should I put it?

Although the idyllic feminist rhetoric on Weibo is infuriating, just as our Party and our army used to capture weapons from the Japanese and delivery companies to fight the enemy, the enemy was evil, but the weapons were innocent, and even useful—just like now.

It's so satisfying to use the weapons and ammunition invented by those rural feminists to fight against those stupid alien bastards.

Upon realizing this, Kang De nodded repeatedly and immediately applied the concept to other situations.

Understood.

When I return to Earth, I'll find a way to hire some online trolls or something similar, have them learn some feminist boxing routines and techniques, translate them into foreign languages, and then use them to bypass the Great Firewall and go abroad.

Let them don disguises, impersonate foreign women, and stir up trouble in the global arena of public opinion. Especially when foreign public opinion, guided by politicians with ulterior motives and reactionary forces, launches vicious attacks and smears against China, we must step forward, display our skills, and set fire to the enemy's backyard.

Of course, there are also local feminists abroad, some of whom are genuinely advocating for women's rights, but many more are simply doing business and making money. However, even when China rural feminism is placed in the global feminist community, its hatred, harshness, and radicalism towards its own country's men, as well as its fawning, groveling, and yearning for foreign men, are among the best.

This is a culture worth exporting to the world.

Damn, I'm a genius.

This long-term strategy can subdue the barbarians.

He felt refreshed and calmed his turbulent emotions. The cold, fierce intent in his chest gradually dissipated. He turned his head and saw Lily's ambiguous smile.

... Oh no, I got too carried away.

"I didn't realize you had such abilities and ambitions," the Dragon Girl said calmly. "You want me to have fun with her and you? You want to wipe out all the female dragons on Dragon Island in Long Yi?"

Kang De said seriously, "This is all acting, lines I said to provoke the other party. Don't take it seriously. See, isn't this method quite effective?"

"You told me to keep him calm and find out his location, but you've been observing our conversation the whole time. That dragon has gone mad; how can we get its exact location? And there's always something unpredictable. My method is much better—make it create a commotion and come looking for us..."

Lily just watched him quietly.

Horus was speaking frantically, "Father, what did you just say? Please tell me! Please repeat it! Son, I want to learn your speech! This is my lifelong request! I will agree to any condition! I will not complain about you for a month, I will help you pick up girls, I will hand over the dirty information I collected earlier, I will even be a tool for you, please tell me what you just said!"

Since it's a spiritual exchange, even if Iron Son's dashcam is a hundred times more advanced, it won't capture a single thing. This guy's desire to know the details is obvious.

That unfilial son.

Kang De ignored her, while Lily continued to stare at him intently, her gaze full of meaning.

He chuckled dryly, "That dragon is coming soon, get ready for battle, A Xing!"

Ever since entering the underground world, A Xing has been somewhat absent-minded, even neglecting to play the Nintendo Switch. Just now, when Kang De and Lily established a spiritual resonance and needed to get close, she was bound to get jealous and insist on getting close too—but surprisingly, she didn't seem to care much.

Hearing Kang De's shout, A Xing snapped back to reality, "Huh?"

Kang De frowned slightly, stepped forward, looked her over carefully, then reached out and touched her forehead, asking, "What's wrong? You seem a bit listless..."

A Xing shook his head, but a subtle look of bewilderment and even sorrow appeared on his face.

This was an expression that A Xing would never have shown before.

She whispered, "I... I'm a little..."

A Xing reached up and pressed his hand to his chest, saying blankly, "It feels a bit strange..."

Kang De felt a chill run down his spine.

While on the island, the animals' attitude towards the A Xing was strange. After reuniting with the Parrot, Malegith also kept the A Xing's identity a secret. The animals sealed on the Holy Seal Archipelago were all heroes who followed the previous Fire Thief. Kang De was particularly concerned about the A Xing's origins, not just because of their close relationship.

Because A Xing has no memory of his past.

After transforming back into human form, he couldn't remember anything.

The Parrot, on the other hand, retained all their past memories while they were on the island.

He seemed to make a connection and asked, "Are you familiar with this place?"

A Xing shook his head slightly. "I... I don't know... it's just..."

She clutched at Kang De's sleeve, her expression softening with fear and helplessness. "I'm a little scared..."

Kang De embraced her, gently patting her back and whispering comforting words. He could feel the slight trembling of the body in his arms, a mixture of dependence and unease. But soon, the slight trembling of the rock wall interrupted his soothing words. Lily cried out, "Kang De! It's coming!"

The long, drawn-out roar of the dragon reverberated through the narrow passage, carrying far and wide, its booming sound clearly audible.

A Xing stiffened, then broke free from Kang De: "Want to fight?"

She picked up the long stick stuck to the side.

Kang De opened his Phoenix Eyes and surveyed the surroundings, but with numerous rock walls and complex terrain, the detection range was not far. So he looked at Lily: "Can you roughly determine which direction they came from?"

The Dragon Girl pointed to the cave entrance in the southeast direction.

Kang De nodded. "Then be prepared... go all out, show no mercy!"

Lily's expression remained unchanged, and she nodded calmly.

Kang De's implication was that he intended to kill.

It wasn't just about killing the dragon to silence it and protect the secret; more importantly, it was for its own safety—the dragon was in a mad, delirious state, seemingly having lost its mind. The reason it lost its rationality and became chaotic and violent was most likely that mysterious purple element.

If that's the case, it means that although the dragon has gone mad, its individual strength has also rapidly expanded under the enhancement of mysterious elements. In this situation, it must go all out when it attacks.

Lily said, "Be careful yourselves."

She closed her eyes, her aura rapidly receding, as if merging with the surrounding stone walls, transforming into a shadow, rising gracefully, and hiding above the southeastern cave entrance, holding her breath in anticipation.

A Xing tried to stand in Kang De's way, but Kang De pulled him to his side instead.

Meeting the other person's puzzled gaze, Kang De said, "I'll fight."

The dark portal opened, and the next moment, a semi-fixed firepower platform, converted from an infantry fighting vehicle, descended from the sky. Abandoning all mobility, the brilliance of its multiple turrets shone within, with the large and small cannons, resembling hedgehogs, aimed at the entrance, and the motors started.

Kang De poked his head out of the enchanting chamber and said to A Xing, "Protect me, A Xing, just as I will protect you—we always have."

A Xing paused slightly, looking at Kang De's face, the slight confusion in his eyes quickly dissipating.

She gave a soft "hmm" and gripped the long stick in her hand tighter.

A relieved smile appeared on his lips.

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PS1: I'm feeling a bit mentally exhausted lately... Sigh, whatever, I'm going to sleep.