Tool Elf

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Justin! Fuck you!"

A Chuan's roar echoed in Trudeau's ears.

Why did you mention my name! Why did you mention that name!

Before A Chuan could even feel happy after receiving the conversation between Kang De and Trudeau, he exploded.

When Kang De asked, "Who introduced you to me?" this foolish second-generation politician who was living off his father's wealth betrayed him without hesitation!

"What?" Trudeau still confused. "I... I don't understand what you mean, I..."

"Damn it! How could I have a neighbor like you! You filthy Quebec piss!" A Chuan grew angrier and angrier, roaring, "Go eat shit, you son of a bitch!"

"Wait, Donald, wait..."

Before he could finish speaking, A Chuan angrily hung up the phone.

"Incredible!"

He slammed the microphone to the ground, his eyes darting around.

The plan to test Kang De was inexplicably exposed by that indecisive idiot, Trudeau. Will this arouse Kant's suspicion? What will he do?

Let me think about it.

Yes, just like when I was investigated for tax evasion, I had to act nonchalant and do what I was supposed to do, so that I wouldn't be exposed now, and that the lousy media wouldn't catch me red-handed.

Kang De is now afraid that I will find a flaw in his actions.

He raised his hand and pressed the play button, listening to the conversation between the China boy and Trudeau.

When Kang De said, "You and A Chuan both agree on United States First," he laughed out loud with delight.

He merely smiled at Kang De's offer, and even seemed to approve of it.

Trudeau that Can*da is a country with an independent judiciary, and A Chuan burst out laughing.

But gradually, A Chuan's expression became serious.

Times have changed...

"To rescue you from the dangerous supernatural invasion..."

"It's me, it's us..."

"A new dad..."

The elderly president slowly revealed a twisted expression of surprise and anger, and abruptly stood up.

"That monkey, Rexette," he muttered, "This guy's trying to steal business from the Amerikkka..."

As a businessman, he saw himself as the chairman of this large Amerikkka company.

The most important tasks are only two: first, to appease the shareholders; and second, to take the opportunity to line their own pockets and arrange for their relatives to get as much benefit as possible from the company.

But that doesn't mean he's not doing anything else... He wants to build his own political family, he wants to continue and expand his core interests, and even deep down, he does agree with that slogan and vision, and is willing to put it into practice—he wants to make Amerikkka great again.

Now, Kang De has crossed the line.

He seems to want to use this opportunity of the Can*da nuclear power plant to show the world something.

In other words, even Can*da, located next to the Amerikkka and receiving the most protection, still has to rely on China's protection and assistance in the face of increasingly intense, dangerous, and frequent supernatural invasions.

A Chuan suddenly shivered, and sweat appeared on his forehead.

Yes, if NATO allies and other allies find out, even if Can*da is attacked, the Amerikkka can't protect us; instead, we'll have to beg the China... Fuck!

He slapped his forehead. "How the hell couldn't I have thought of that!"

A Chuan had previously suggested to Trudeau that he test Kang De, simply to verify whether the China boy was involved in the Titan incident. Who knew that this cunning kid would drag the China company, Gawomen, into the mess without hesitation, turning "inviting AWSL Company" into "asking China for help"... Damn it!

He rubbed his old face, gritted his teeth, and his face turned ashen.

Because A Chuan had considered an even more outrageous possibility.

If this really was Kang De Deqian's doing, then it's even more despicable! He created a supernatural invasion incident, then demanded a settlement from the victim country, not only getting paid for nothing but also demonstrating his power and value to the world, thereby gaining more political benefits...

This is simply... this is simply...

"This is exactly what we've been doing all along!"

A Chuan roared in fury, "How dare these mere China play this game? I will not allow it!"

He picked up the receiver, dialed the number, and shouted, "Connect me to Can*da, find Trudeau! Quickly!"

After a long while, Trudeau answered the phone, his voice sounding off. "Donald? If you're going to continue humiliating me, then I suggest you..."

"... Justin, you've already given me the recording." A Chuan's tone was curt. "As per our agreement, I will immediately instruct the army to launch a joint operation and request your cooperation."

"Ah? Really?" Trudeau visibly relaxed, but his tone hesitated slightly as he cautiously asked, "Things can be resolved, right, A Chuan? I mean..."

"Yes, the Amerikkka army can defend the peace of the entire world," A Chuan said coldly. "The whole world will see our power, including that rude 'China boy'..."

"OK, OK, Donald, if there's nothing else, I..."

"Etc!"

A Chuan said suspiciously, "Your eagerness to hang up reminded me of my second wife. She actually slept with one of my bodyguards on that beach. Her perfunctory attitude towards me after her affair reminded me of how I was when I was having an affair with her behind my first wife's back. So I suspected she had betrayed me, and in fact, she was— Justin Trudeau!"

Immersed in the crisis brought about by Kang De, A Chuan subconsciously uttered his own deduction, glared angrily.

He said sternly, "Are you in contact with the Gordians of China? Did they tell you that Kang De's asking price was too high, and that they were willing to mediate and offer a price acceptable to both sides?"

A hesitant voice came from the other end of the phone.

Trudeau denied it, saying, "No! I didn't do that!"

"Your tone is exactly like that bitch's!" A Chuan roared, "Back then, your old man's father dared to be the first to China, and now you actually dare to betray the Amerikkka and mess China!"

"I didn't! And don't mention my father!" Trudeau said coldly. "Furthermore, what do you mean by betrayal! I am the Prime Minister of Can*da, and I have the right to take any action for the national interest!"

"Oh really, you bastard! Go check up your wife's affair with her fitness trainer! She's an independent woman, and she has the right to do whatever she wants for her own pleasure and enjoyment!"

"Donald! What do you mean?"

"I mean!" A Chuan said sinisterly, "You'd better look at the map, see where Can*da is, see where the Amerikkka are, see where China is."

Trudeau silent... it was unclear what he was thinking.

"The Amerikkka will handle everything. You're not allowed to involve the China, or else..." the President snarled. "I heard what Kang De offered. I don't care how you negotiated with the China. As long as Kang De gets involved, the Amerikkka will get the same share—it will be according to the price Kang De offered you."

He spoke into the microphone, his tone cold and fierce.

"You know we can do it."

After finishing speaking, A Chuan hung up the phone again and picked up another phone.

"Prepare for a covert operation."

Trudeau sat in his office, his face pale, his hands trembling, his breathing rapid. The veins on his hand gripping the microphone bulged. Just as his father had said, this was never an easy job.

China... China...

A Chuan's roar and contempt still echoed in my ears.

Kang De's even more blatant humiliation also lingered in his mind.

While the official China statements were far more friendly, polite, tolerant, and patient than the other two, the underlying teasing and veiled schadenfreude were undeniable.

It wasn't until now that he realized what was happening.

He was not a fool or a good-for-nothing, just lacking in experience and not particularly talented. But in this world, practice makes perfect. He had served as prime minister for a term, and even if he was slow to realize things, he could understand them clearly. He could understand why A Chuan's attitude was so aggressive and exasperated.

It's Kang De.

Kang De cleverly redefined this matter.

While other China companies, after going global, have tried their best to downplay their origins, backgrounds, and political factors, Kang De, on the other hand, has unconcerned about emphasizing his official background, turning a commercial transaction into a matter between nations, which aroused A Chuan's extreme vigilance.

Otherwise, things could be simpler.

Whether Kang De came to aid the Can*da in his personal capacity or as the chairman of the company, he was simply doing his bidding for money... But he did something else entirely. He added a political dimension to it and didn't care at all about becoming a tool of his own country, and the China naturally cooperated.

Trudeau remorse and gave a bitter laugh.

If we had maintained a good relationship with China, none of this would have happened.

Kang De wouldn't ask for such a high price, wouldn't say those things, wouldn't politicize the matter; he didn't want to do this deal at all, he just wanted to see Can*da a fool of itself...

If only I had known...

He rubbed his disheveled hair, his eyes filled with a gloomy and cold aura.

Whose fault is it?

Who has crippled and suppressed Can*da's path to becoming a powerful nation?

Who forced Can*da to antagonize China? They keep pressuring us to lie, to clash with a major trading partner across the Pacific Ocean, talking about danger... What does that have to do with us?

Who is it that, while openly enjoying Can*da's sacrifices, concessions, and compromises, is still not satisfied and even wants to tear up the agreement and impose additional tariffs?

So much so that when the enemy invaded, fulfilling the defense agreement was met with procrastination and demands for benefits. Only when the China showed signs of intervention did they hastily promise assistance, and even then, they maintained their arrogant and condescending attitude for decades, subjecting me to humiliation?

This is your duty!

The phone rang again.

He accepted it indifferently, A Chuan said coldly, "Justin, I forgot to tell you, don't agree to China's conditions, because this might be something Kang De orchestrated himself! It's a conspiracy by China!"

After saying that, he hung up the phone on his own.

The busy signal echoed in Trudeau's ears.

The young prime minister remained indifferent for a long time, then revealed a look of hatred and resentment.

"Fuck you, Donald," he gritted his teeth, "Fuck your mother."

At the White House, after hanging up the phone, A Chuan immediately began his work and directing, not noticing anything amiss about his attitude during his conversation with Trudeau.

After all, whether it was Trudeau or Grand Secretary Yue, whether it was Macron or Granny, in his eyes these so-called allies were all stinking idiots who sucked United States's blood, got the benefits and then complained, only knew how to want rights and didn't know how to bear obligations. They were just too lenient and were just cheapskates.

Trudeau insignificant; what matters is Kang De.

A Chuan's face was solemn; he had almost uncovered a colossal conspiracy.

A grand conspiracy China wants to use the supernatural invasion incident to expand its influence and steal Amerikkka. The China boy has completely become entangled with his country.

It must be admitted that in the realm of the extraordinary, the Amerikkka are not currently at an advantage.

Unless...

He stared at his phone; a mysterious number was saved in his contacts.

"... Fuck you." A Chuan shook his head fiercely. "This isn't America, and I'm not one of you!"

He was born in the first year after the end of World War II.

At that time, some things were not yet over.

China, Capital.

"Trudeau has called the sea again," Senior Colonel Tian whispered. "Judging from his tone, there's a glimmer of hope."

Kang De smiled upon hearing this.

He doesn't think so.

After all, he had already given A Chuan enough hints—if I were to enter the fray, it would mean I was representing the Republic to undermine you, or even worse, usurp your position. Aren't you worried?

A Chuan will definitely be anxious, because if Kang De solved the nuclear power plant crisis, then...

People's hearts are about to fall apart.

Therefore, A Chuan will not only send troops to fight Titan as soon as possible, but will also show his true abilities. If I apply appropriate pressure, it will greatly increase the consensus and efficiency of the Amerikkka in resolving this matter.

They will ramp up scientific research, rapidly deploy all sorts of special attack weapons, and even formulate special offensives based on the battle situation and circumstances... turning the invincible US military into their personal ATM.

The longer the war with Griffin lasts, the longer the nuclear power plant issue will be delayed.

The Speaker is in for a treat.

That sea monster only suffered a concentrated attack from the navy and air force, but he has to face a full-scale attack from the entire America combat system. The world's number one superpower is serving him, isn't that a great blessing?

With that in mind, he smiled and said, "If there's anything I can do, just say the word. And whatever the country manages to squeeze out of Can*da, don't forget to give me a share."

"Of course."

Senior Colonel Tian hesitated for a moment, then said softly, "But... Comrade Kang De, if you have such ideas in the future, it's best to consult with your superiors first. If Trump finds out about your statement, he won't let it go."

"It's as if relations between the two countries are perfectly harmonious right now."

"So we don't object, but we hope you'll give us a heads-up next time, otherwise we might be caught off guard," Senior Colonel Tian said in a low voice. "You're right. Especially now, it's crucial to maintain a strong, even aggressive, position in certain areas. We appreciate your willingness to step forward and act as a salient to alleviate the pressure the American Empire is putting on the country in other areas... We are truly grateful."

"If you're grateful, then give me some more discounts and support," Kang De waved his hand and said, "Help me continue building Comora and Zhuerban... the military, infrastructure, people's livelihood, industry, everything."

"Of course. There's overcapacity in China, so it's a mutually beneficial arrangement. Comora is too small; its total population is smaller than that of a larger county, let alone a city like Zhuerban... With China's full support, it will be built up very well in a short time. It's just that Comrade Kang De..."

Seeing that Kang De was in a good mood, Senior Colonel Tian cautiously asked, "What is the purpose of doing this?"

"Don't get me wrong, I have no interest in letting a bunch of black guys who have nothing to do with me live a good life for no reason," Kang De said calmly. "In fact, I'd love for Zhuerban to be filled with China people..."

"The reason for building that place is simply that, one day in the future, some unknowable major event or change will occur in the world..."

He said in a deep voice, "We can have an impregnable strategic foothold in West Africa."

Senior Colonel Tian took a deep breath.

He asked urgently, "Could you elaborate?"

"Cannot."

Because I'm talking nonsense with a straight face.

Kang De remained expressionless and shook his head, saying, "This is just my personal conjecture. You know I'm a pessimist. I have many secrets, and there are some things I don't know how to explain. Zhuerban, this is just a hypothetical plan, a small preparation laid in advance, nothing more—I can only say that the waters here are very deep, and I can't explain it to you. Don't ask anymore; it involves too many things..."

Senior Colonel Tian pondered for a moment, "Preparations... do we need to make some preparations?"

Kang De smiled, "What did you think the Patriots' Covenant was for?"

The other party suddenly realized.

Looking at Senior Colonel Tian, Kang De felt a little ashamed, but he quickly put the thought out of his mind. It was true that he had selfish motives, but the things he handed over to the country, such as Spiritual Runes, training programs for extraordinary individuals, and enchanting techniques, could almost be considered one of the most important research directions of the new century.

Because that is a new path beyond the limits and endpoints of existing science and technology.

Regardless of historical debts and the backwardness of the period of decline, this time we can finally stand on the same starting line as Western countries... although the referee was him, which was purely accidental.

Hey! Don't you have any conscience?!

Parrot's loud squawk came through the secret communicator. "I, the former emperor of a powerful nation from another world, have come to your Earth. Logically, heads of state from all over the world should be lining up to pay me a visit. You actually want me to be a tool spirit and pilot a Gundam for you? I'm so scared! Will A Chuan use a nuclear bomb to attack me?"

"Come quickly and relieve me! I want to switch shifts! I don't want to stay at Can*da! I want to raid the humanitarian lab in Los Angeles! I want to drop a beacon in Washington! I want to go see Wang Xiaoman China!"

Kang De's face darkened.

He set up a concealment barrier and whispered, "After this is settled, I'll play with you on Earth, okay? -- But you're not allowed to see Xiaoman! At least not now."

"Why not? I won't do anything weird. Can't I at least meet your parents? I'll transform my ears into human-like ones. Don't worry, I won't mention Tina's affair, or that you're in another world... Oh crap, F35's here! It's really bulky!"