Kang Ding'e's Virginity

The colossal Star-Bearing Titan, pressed down upon the Lake Huron.

Around the Bruce Nuclear Power Plant, the Amerikkka and Can*da worked tirelessly, constructing layer upon layer of military defenses to prevent this "alien creature" of unknown origin from doing anything outrageous.

The surrounding residents have all been evacuated, and military patrols have become routine.

Long-range rocket artillery has been deployed, and artillery positions have been completed.

Long guns and cannons were set up at a distance, armored units were on standby, and mechanized infantry were on standby.

The air force is fully armed and ready to launch an attack at any time.

However, the offensive has been halted for more than half a month, as the Titan's activity has greatly decreased, and experts from various fields have gathered here, greedily watching this creation that should not have appeared in the first place.

They argued endlessly about the strange elemental phenomena occurring here, and all the most advanced observation instruments from various laboratories were gathered here, eagerly calculating the unusual data.

But these brightest minds on Earth could never have imagined that the supernatural phenomena that left them dumbfounded and wandering like schoolchildren in the unknown were actually just elemental reactions manipulated at will by some elf while playing a game. Therefore, the ever-changing data left them completely clueless.

The pioneers at the forefront of modern science are merely chasing a pathetic illusion.

"After all, this world is so young, so simple..."

A screen floats in the control room, projecting the outside world's scenery through an atmospheric mirror.

Powerful aerial vehicles rotate their rotors and hover in the air with exquisite balance, patrolling the vast lake like Valkyries... A nightmare for infantry, a killer of tanks, the most threatening rangers, the largest can opener on Earth, a single one can suppress the entire land force of a small country.

Beautiful killing machines, powerful products of military technology, and a powerful embodiment of violent aesthetics.

"A single mental shock would be enough to bring it down..."

Malegith hugged Kang De from behind, resting her chin on his shoulder, and they watched the screen together.

She pressed her body against Kang De's back, her snow-white arms wrapped around Kang De waist, as if trying to meld him into her own body. The screen in front of her kept switching images, covering the elemental domain of the Star-Bearing Titan, where the atmosphere deflected sunlight, providing a 360-degree panoramic view, with everything in sight.

The scene then cuts to a steel monster weighing over 75 tons.

The latest Abrams features massive armor stacking, and is further equipped with explosive reactive armor kits and active protection systems, making it a truly well-rounded armored heavy cavalry unit. Experience in urban warfare in the Middle East has led to a greater emphasis on defense in the new model, even at the expense of fuel consumption and air transport issues.

Even this war machine, with its amazing defense and terrifying power, is nothing more than a large iron lump assembled from a large number of industrial parts and electronic components. Once its basic structure and operating principles become clear, the invincible king of land warfare is no longer a mystery.

Even an experienced spellcaster can't overcome 800mm armor penetration, no matter how hard they try, but they have plenty of ways to deal with large armies, things any serious arcane tactics course will teach.

After understanding the basic structure of a main battle tank, he can make it sink into a deep mud pit, corrode the gun barrel with acid spells, give the engine a good laugh with a powerful metal deformation spell, not to mention the tried-and-true mental interference spell, which can even make the crew members tear each other apart.

In the final battle against the Council, before the armored forces were deployed to the battlefield, Kang De instructed Truth Office to spend about two months transforming the armored assault forces into magic-based defenses. The only key point of the transformation was magic warfare defense, and corresponding countermeasures were formulated based on the Council's usual tactics.

These are things that the US military could not possibly possess, nor could the Earth possibly have them.

"In this world, there is no concept of extraordinary warfare..."

The scene shifts to lazy soldiers in the camp, soldiers patrolling in Humvee, and soldiers laughing and frolicking while bathing and playing on the shore of a lake. They also make hip thrusting motions towards the Titan in the direction of the nuclear power plant, letting out strange cries.

"Its formidable war power dominates the world and can even make other worlds tremble."

The Parrot whispered, "But don't get it wrong— Kang De, the reason why Earth's military weapons have been able to win so many battles in the Mortal World is because they are in your hands. You haven't exposed the weaknesses of Earth's war system even once, but that doesn't mean they don't have weaknesses."

"A well-developed military system protects every link in the war chain, but it doesn't guard against threats that are impossible to occur—enemy armored forces can be dealt with by our attack helicopters, but the enemy's short-range air defense missiles, gun-missile integrated systems, self-propelled anti-aircraft guns, and fixed-wing fighter jets are designed specifically for attack helicopters. The former also have their own weapons of war to counter them, but no one has designed a weapon system to counter superhumans."

"Because Earth has never had a superhuman before."

The former Phoenix King, who once ruled a powerful nation, whispered in Kang De's ear.

"The military system, the bureaucratic system, the administrative system, the commercial system—these meticulously crafted systems they are so proud of are, in our eyes, no different from being made of paper."

"A single mind control device can mind-control an army with considerable arcane skills, turning tens of thousands of Council officers and soldiers into playthings in the hands of the God of the Star Palace. And this is the Arcane Council, with its well-established system and extremely high level of magical manipulation... Can Earth's army be stronger than them?"

Malegith, then spoke in a low voice.

"Kang De... you could have become a god on Earth. You could have lived the freest and happiest life on your home planet, instead of risking your life for a group of aliens facing annihilation."

Kang De sighed, "You've said something similar to me before."

"But I was even more scared, and I regretted it even more."

The Parrot whispered, "Back then, we should have ignored everything, made a scene, threatened suicide, and forced you to sever ties with the Mortal World. While you were still clueless, we should have dragged you to Earth, taken advantage of you, and then made you take the plunge. Afterward, we should have made you take responsibility, promising not to mind the women you brought back, so you would have given up on the Mortal World completely and never returned... That way, none of this would have happened."

"Oh." Kang De smiled. "Why didn't you do it back then?"

"Back then, you had just gained freedom, reborn as an elf. Everything was new and unfamiliar to you, and you felt lost and confused. In my eyes at the time, you were like that..."

Malegith chuckled softly, "Just a roommate I've lived with for over a year, a strange kid from another world, a phantom of an old friend..."

My roommate clicked his tongue and said, "That's really heartbreaking."

"I already said it was back then. I hadn't even figured out the meaning of living again, let alone you," the elf said softly. "You didn't lose out, did you? You were kissing and hugging me just now, and you still don't want what you're offering."

Kang De shifted his body and laughed, "Now you suddenly realize how good I am?"

Upon hearing this, the Parrot smiled charmingly and began to roam up and down Kang De's arm.

She pulled two voice recorders from under Kang De's armpit and waist respectively, and gently crushed them into tiny pieces on the floor. "The sound of electricity flowing through the circuit is so noisy. Could you replace them with silent ones next time?"

"..."

Kang De remained silent, but the next moment, his cheeks felt warm as Malegith turned and gently kissed him.

"There's nothing I can do."

Her voice was gentler than ever before, melodious and singing, as deep as the sky and as peaceful as the sea. This was probably her true nature... The Holy King and Empress who ushered in the Golden Age of Twilight Moon, generously acknowledged her feelings.

"Having left the cage, I saw the vastness of the world again. My former family, subordinates, and old friends were all dead, and the world had become unfamiliar. I once again traversed the mountains and seas of the Mortal World, brushing shoulders with many living beings along the way. I also paid homage to the heroes and saints of the new era. The pillars of the Dusk Moon Dynasty are no less than their predecessors. The era of Phoenix King Malegith has passed..."

She rested her chin on Kang De's shoulder again, pressed it against his cheek, and gently rubbed it.

"I still miss the feeling of standing on your shoulder and nuzzling your face. When I talk to others, I think of you and feel that they are inferior to you in every way. I am always aware that I am very far removed from the beings in front of me, living in two different eras. But you, Kang De, you led me into your era and made me feel like a human being on Earth..."

She sighed, feigning helplessness, "It's already taken your shape."

After saying that, she chuckled softly, "Satisfied now?"

Kang De nodded blankly. "Yes, so satisfied that recording it feels like a sin..."

The Parrot's lips curled slightly. "If you upset me, I'll expose all your search history, browsing history, cloud storage contents, and everything else!"

"... Hello."

"And I'm going to post the contents of your diary directly online!"

"I burned that stuff... Damn it! You read my diary!"

"Nonsense, I flipped it in front of you, and you didn't say a word!"

"..."

"And there's more! I not only read it, but I also secretly copied it!"

"You fucking--"

"Writing with the tips of my paws dipped in ink!"

"... day."

Your handwriting is worse than what a Parrot could write with its claws!

Kang De struggled and flipped himself over, facing the Parrot.

As we all know, writing a diary is a very improper thing to do, and it's even more embarrassing if someone reads it.

It is extremely impolite to have someone secretly copy your work.

Kang De had every reason to be angry, but he wasn't.

After all, Malegith so big, so white, so soft...

The elf still maintained her extremely alluring and beautiful appearance; her t-shirt was tossed in a corner, her bra tightly guarding her most precious treasure, and her feather-white pantyhose were hazy in the light of the control room.

The Parrot grinned and gave him the middle finger. "What are you looking at?"

Even though he had received countless lessons from Teacher Tina and was no longer a fundamentalist virgin—in the eyes of traditional virgins he was an unforgivable hypocrite, a heretic whose punishment at the stake would be the most merciful forgiveness—he still couldn't resist the allure of the Parrot. But...

With a whoosh, a fiery blade flicked from the Parrot's fingertip, its Phoenix Eye scanning the lower three directions.

"Which woman were you thinking about just now?" she asked with a half-smile. "Tina, Dairila, or Wang Xiaoman?"

Kang De said solemnly, "At this moment, all I see is your elfin heart."

Malegith extinguished the flames, then generously exposed herself to Kang De, casually saying, "You'd better take it easy. Building a harem isn't as simple as in novels. And just a heads up..."

She raised an eyebrow.

"The more you value your virginity, the more travelers will notice. If you drag this out, everyone will realize you're a virgin with very traditional views on chastity. The more you cherish and care about it, the more travelers will value it. In the end, they'll all develop a competitive spirit and unconsciously want to take it from you. Everyone wants to take your virginity, but you only have one first time. At that time..."

Malegith grinned mischievously, leaned close to Kang De's ear, and took a soft breath.

"A good boat, a machete, a battlefield, scum dismembered, women fighting, men dying, White Album torn apart by a mistress..."

Kang De was jolted awake.

"Stop chanting, Master, stop chanting!"

He looked surprised and uncertain, then seemed to be deep in thought.

Then, a golden dial appeared in his eyes, a symbol of the workings of the divine power of time.

The Parrot asked in confusion, "What?"

"I've been studying Akatum's authority these past few days and have gained some insights."

He glanced at the Parrot; the divine radiance that stood above time itself drew the elf's attention.

"Wh... what?"

"A solution that can resolve the problem you raised."

Kang De drew a golden line in the air. "This is the timeline we live in."

Then it points to one of the points. "This is the timeline from when we got married."

He spread his five fingers, from which many branches emerged. "Although I don't yet possess the abilities of the Dragon of Space and Time, I can attempt to interfere with the flow of time on a small scale, causing it to split into several branches within a short period. I enter different branches at this point, which can also be considered as entering simultaneously. From a macroscopic time perspective, I'm having sex with everyone at the same time, meaning everyone has obtained my virginity, everyone was first..."

"Once the night is over and everything is finished, I'll merge these tributaries together, and the matter will be resolved."

The Parrot's eyes widened.

Kang De pondered for a moment, then stroked his chin thoughtfully and said, "However, this is still somewhat risky, and a bit strange. I can fool others, but I can't fool myself. After all, I entered the timelines separately, and there's still a hierarchy in microscopic time. It's undoubtedly a bit scumbag..."

"Hey hey, come look! The Chosen Champion of the Dragon of Sacred Creation can speak human language!"

Ignoring the Parrot's sarcastic remarks, Kang De used time acceleration to think for a while, then nodded.

"I've got it! The previous plan failed because my understanding of the timeline was still somewhat inconsistent. That should solve that problem..."

He manipulated divine power to construct a house.

"Construct a sealed room, an N-sided polygon. I won't go into the details of what N represents; those who know, know."

"There's a door on each side, and pushing that door opens into a stable spatial passage. The timeline of this room is randomly scrambled to ensure that everyone who enters through each door is in a different timeline. And I'm inside. The anchor point behavior that maintains the overall stability of the timeline is 'after you're done, you have to thoroughly clean your body and eliminate all the smells.'"

A gleam of wisdom shone in Kang De's eyes.

He said in a deep voice, "In other words, the person inside this room is a quantum superposition state of virginity and non-virginity."

"My wings will enter this room at the same time. Since their timelines are separate, it means they will each independently observe me inside the room. What I need to do is love each of them fairly, and after I've had my fun N times, I can leave this room..."

He slammed his left fist into his right palm and said seriously, "After I leave this room, my superposition state will end, collapsing from a virgin to a non-virgin. And what caused this result was undoubtedly the girls' observation. In terms of time, they were observing me independently and simultaneously. That is to say, what made me complete this collapse was all of them, every single one of them..."

At this point, he exclaimed, "A world where no one gets hurt is thus created."

"..."

"..."

He and the Parrot locked eyes in a strange stare.

"So, Mr. Kang Ding'e," Malegith said coldly, "What's the difference between this plan and the former? Even if macroscopic time can be said to be simultaneous, microscopic time, you still remember who you slept with first. You can fool others, but you can't fool yourself."

Cold sweat trickled down Kang De's forehead.

The next second, he said seriously, "Benefactor, you are attached to appearances; there is still a difference."

"What?"

"The previous plan required me to decide which time slot to enter first. This forced me to weigh the priorities, which was very difficult."

"The second option is for everyone to conduct observations simultaneously, but they will be randomly assigned to different axis points by time discontinuities. In the long river of time, this is the fairest approach, and everyone can accept their fate."

"And I, I didn't choose actively; I was merely passively enduring it."

Kang De sighed, "Afterwards, clean yourself immediately, always greet them with a body that is clean and fresh, without any other woman's scent, so that they may happily believe they are the first, while I remain nonchalant, yielding gently, bearing the cruel truth alone... This is the suffering I must endure."

"..."

"..."

He and the Parrot stared at each other in silence again.

A moment later, Malegith cruelly said, "You might as well be hacked to death with a machete."

"..."

"By the way, while everyone's dismembering you, I want that thing down there that even a passing ant would consider useless."

Kang De exclaimed, "How can it be useless!"

"Is this how you use Akatum's time manipulation power, you scumbag!"

What else can we do?

"Look," the Parrot chuckled again, "I already know your plan. Why don't you just give it to me? I'll help you deceive them, wouldn't that be wonderful?"

Kang De declared firmly, "I will learn from the heroes on television and remain unmoved by the enemy's female spies' various temptations and seductions! Try testing me if you don't believe me!"

"..."

The Parrot clicked its tongue, and after a moment, said calmly, "Speaking of which, there's another way."

"What?"

"Take your virginity and have a farewell sex session with Wang Xiaoman. After that, sever all ties with the other side of Earth. When the time is right, bring your parents to the Mortal World, and from then on, live peacefully as an alien."

Malegith said calmly, "Everyone will just accept it reluctantly, and might even be happy about it."

Kang De paused, speechless for a moment.

"Forget about that, let's talk about me instead."

The Parrot looked into Kang De's eyes and said seriously, "Although I advised you before, I'm afraid you've already made up your mind. I hope you can sever ties with the Mortal World and never care about the Star Palace again, but you can't do that, can you?"

"Things have come to this," Kang De replied, "How can we abandon them?"

"Then at least live out your life on Earth first, spend thirty years here, and then return to the Mortal World... What do you think?"

Kang De lowered his eyes. "I admit I'm very interested... but I'll give you an answer after everything is settled. Now is not the time to rest."

The Parrot looked at him for a long time, then nodded and said, "Okay."

She reached out and cupped Kang De's cheeks.

"This is the last time I'll say it... Today's fear, loss of composure, and abnormality might be just me scaring myself, or maybe it's bringing up old memories. I was really sad back then, all alone here, constantly thinking about you, feeling cold all around, everything making me uneasy..."

She smiled and said, "Then you came, and all those feelings of unease suddenly disappeared."

"It's amazing, isn't it? It's as if the inexplicable danger and fear completely vanished with your arrival. Is this some kind of dependency? I've become weak too."

That's probably when I realized... realized how I feel about you.

"So, I won't try to persuade you anymore. Since you've made up your mind, all I can do is stay with you to the end... But I still have to remind you of one thing."

She cupped Kang De's cheeks tightly, their eyes met, and their gazes locked.

"I hope you value your life above all else. If you encounter danger, you must run. I mean, you absolutely must run, and run fast, because..."

"--Because I will protect you with my life, you must remember that."

"Even Li Manyue fears this enemy. I'm certainly not as fast as him, but I'm definitely faster than you. So when he tries to kill you, you must run fast, or you'll see..."

Malegith's gaze was serene as she spoke softly.

"--You will see that I died in front of you to protect you."

Kang De's breath hitched.

An indescribable pain swept through my entire body.

All the passion and enthusiasm vanished, and the once high-spirited flag began to wither and fall at a visible speed.

Just imagining that scene...

--It was so painful I wanted to die.

Kang De stood frozen, saying nothing.

Until she was embraced by Malegith.

"I'm sorry," the elf said softly. "Rather than let you leave us like Li Manyue, I'd rather go first. If you don't want that, be a little cowardly, run faster, and don't try to be a hero."