Eating Radishes Makes You Fart? My Name Is Gangzi, Remember It!

Soon, the spicy Soft Bone Rabbit was roasted.

Tang San didn't know why, but the moment he smelled the spicy Soft Bone Rabbit, he couldn't help trembling all over.

He had thought Yu Fan's strength was already unrivaled under heaven.

He hadn't expected him to be so good at roasting spicy Soft Bone Rabbit, too!

"Yu Fan, you're a wonder!"

Tang San was drooling with craving. Never in his life had he seen food that smelled so delicious.

Yu Fan casually tore off a spicy rabbit leg.

"Eat up. This Soft Bone Rabbit is a Ten-Year Soul Beast. It's completely different from the chicken, duck and fish we usually eat."

"Eating Soul Beast meat over a long period can strengthen your physique. The effect is slight, but it's better than nothing."

When he had time, he really wanted to get a Ten-Thousand-Year Soul Beast to eat.

A Ten-Thousand-Year Soul Beast was bound to taste extraordinary.

"So that's why! No wonder it's so delicious..."

Tang San ate the spicy rabbit meat, but his gaze never left the spicy rabbit head.

He couldn't help thinking to himself.

If the spicy rabbit meat smells this good, what must the spicy rabbit head taste like?

But with Yu Fan beside him...

He couldn't act too eager or crude.

That would be far too unbecoming...

He was a civilized San, after all.

"Well, well, Little Sanzi really cares about keeping up appearances."

Yu Fan noticed Tang San's gaze but pretended not to see it.

He wanted to see how long Tang San could hold out.

So Tang San ate the rabbit meat while eyeing the rabbit head, noticing that Yu Fan hadn't paid attention to his gaze.

For a moment, he scratched his head and ears.

I really want to eat it...

But would gnawing on the spicy rabbit head be a little undignified?

Damn...

What respectable person eats rabbit heads?

How is that any different from eating a rabbit's ass?!

After a fierce internal struggle, Tang San finally reached his devilish hand toward the spicy rabbit head.

But before he could touch it, he heard a sound.

"Ah-choo!"

Gangzi, hiding in the bushes, really couldn't take it anymore.

Beset by hunger and cold, Yu Xiaogang sneezed as he smelled the spicy Soft Bone Rabbit, its fragrance almost enough to make him dizzy.

His stomach couldn't help rumbling...

Although he had brought dry rations, after watching the two little brats eating such fragrant spicy Soft Bone Rabbit...

The dry rations in his hand had become hard to swallow.

Only the radishes he fed Luo Sanpao were still barely palatable.

But the problem was...

Eating too many of those things made him fart!

It was precisely that sneeze from Yu Xiaogang that made Tang San yank his hand back.

He couldn't help cursing inwardly.

Damn Yu Xiaogang...

Yu Fan and Tang San tacitly pretended they hadn't heard.

But right on its heels came a thunderous fart!

"Pfft-!!"

The thunderous fart dragged on and on, shattering Tang San's lovely fantasies about the spicy rabbit head.

His little face, which had been taut...

Turned hideous in an instant!

And yet he still had to pretend he hadn't heard it.

Damn Gangzi...

How dare he ruin my appetite!

You already have a way to die!!

Tang San ranted frantically in his heart.

"Huh... Yu Fan, did you just hear a strange sound?"

Tang San spoke through gritted teeth.

"A sound? I don't think I heard anything."

Yu Fan shook his head.

But right at that moment...

That one fart had not been the end of it. Immediately afterward came a rhythmic series of super-invincible thunderous farts!

"Pfft-pfft-pfft-!!"

With those thunderous farts, the stench spread like a domain skill, completely covering the fragrance of the spicy Soft Bone Rabbit.

Never mind Yu Fan, a college student with a devil pellet's sense of humor.

Even Tang San, a veteran at keeping a straight face...

Was holding his face so taut it was practically turning into a bandage.

"Hahahaha..."

Yu Fan nearly laughed himself into Milk Dragon, but when he smelled the fart, his expression changed.

"Could this be the skill Gangzi uses to destroy Spirit Hall?"

"Sure enough, it's terrifying..."

He covered his nose and had no choice but to retreat from its edge for the moment.

Mainly, he seriously suspected that Yu Xiaogang had shit his pants.

"Blech..."

Tang San couldn't hold back and retched.

He hurriedly shielded the remaining spicy Soft Bone Rabbit behind him, then snapped and cursed at the bushes.

"Yu Xiaogang, fuck your mother!"

"Can't you fucking eat a few fewer radishes? It's bad enough that your Martial Soul farts all day..."

"But a dignified Soul Grandmaster like you is letting out huge, stinking farts too!"

"What, have you used Martial Soul Possession?"

Tang San was truly furious now.

Ever since Yu Xiaogang had started gnawing on radishes, Tang San had seen everything clearly with his Purple Demon Eye.

At the time, he had thought Yu Xiaogang simply liked eating radishes.

Only now did he realize...

That seeing them enjoying their food so much...

Yu Xiaogang wanted to fart to get back at them!

How could there be such a fucking idiot in the world?!

"Y-you're talking nonsense! It wasn't me!"

Yu Xiaogang argued, his face and neck red.

"I didn't!!"

But the moment he finished speaking-

"Pfft!"

Another thunderous fart.

He really couldn't control his ass anymore.

If only he'd known... If only he'd known, he wouldn't have eaten so many radishes!

But it was too late to say anything now!

If he admitted that he had let out those farts, it would be hard for him to take Tang San as his disciple in the future!

"Not you?"

Tang San was so angry he nearly laughed.

"Then fucking tell me, who farted?"

"Of course... of course it was a kind of Soul Beast!"

Yu Xiaogang spoke with righteous conviction.

"This is a kind of Soul Beast that releases a special gas! What would a little brat with such limited knowledge know..."

"I'm a dignified master of Martial Soul Theory in the Soul Master World. How could I possibly let out a series of huge, stinking farts..."

"Tang San, I'm warning you now..."

"Don't you dare slander me!"

Looking at the utterly shameless Yu Xiaogang,

Tang San's understanding of how low shamelessness could sink was once again redefined.

"You... you fucking..."

Tang San raised a trembling hand and pointed at Yu Xiaogang.

"Then fucking tell me..."

"Haven't you already shit your pants under your ass?"

Are you deliberately making things difficult for me?

"I... I just spilled some water!"

Yu Xiaogang hurriedly squatted down in the bushes, but the stench on him lingered for a long time.

He cursed angrily.

"Anyway, those farts definitely weren't mine. If you dare spread rumors and ruin my good name again, I'll expel you from Nuoding Academy tomorrow!"

That left Tang San at a complete loss.

He didn't want to be expelled, but Yu Xiaogang truly made him so angry his teeth itched.

Not only had he ruined things for him...

But... but...

Just when his appetite had been growing...

He had let out a huge, thunderous, stinking fart?

Wasn't Yu Xiaogang deliberately making things difficult for him?

He had even disgusted him so badly that he'd thrown up the rabbit meat he'd just eaten!

"You already have a way to die!"

Seeing that Tang San was about to attack Yu Xiaogang,

Yu Fan, who had been watching the show with his nose pinched, spoke.

"Oh, Little Sanzi, here, take this."

He handed him the Sleeve Arrow.

Tang San took one look...

"Never mind. I'll spare his life this time."

"Fuck your mother..."

Yu Fan rolled his eyes.

So Tang San was all talk and no action.

"Then I'll do it."

Yu Fan aimed at Yu Xiaogang's ass and fired a Sleeve Arrow straight at it.

The Sleeve Arrow's power was limited, and Yu Xiaogang himself had the cultivation of a Soul Grandmaster.

If the Sleeve Arrow had hit an ordinary Soul Master, it would certainly have been fatal.

But Yu Xiaogang...

He could take more punishment.