Soul Land: Ten Thousand Jin of Force in One Punch, Making Gangzi Cry at the Start
Chapter 28

The Master Bluffer Arrives? Xue Qinghe Tearfully Hands Over His Purse!

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Speaking of which, could the Golden Dragon Spear have Soul Rings attached to it?

Probably not!

Yu Fan looked at the Golden Dragon Spear standing in his System Space. He had no use for the thing right now.

One punch from him, and his enemy would turn into a mist of blood.

That made the Golden Dragon Spear completely redundant!

"I wonder if Tang San will be able to withstand my Serious Punch after he becomes a god later on."

"If he really does withstand it, then I'll switch to the Golden Dragon Spear and poke him in the ass."

He thought he was a genius.

Just as Yu Fan was lost in his fantasies,

Xue Qinghe couldn't help speaking up.

"Brother Tang, when are we going to hunt Soul Beasts? If we wait much longer, it'll probably be dark."

There was no helping it. She Long was severely injured and couldn't bring out the strength of a rank ninety-one Titled Douluo. At most, he was around the peak of Soul Saint.

If he hadn't taken Yu Fan's second punch, he might still have had the strength of a Soul Douluo. Unfortunately, he just had to court death, and another punch cut his strength in half.

And now,

he had less than a tenth of his strength left.

But even less than a tenth of a Titled Douluo's strength was enough to put him at the peak of Soul Saint.

A starved camel was still bigger than a horse, after all.

"It's getting dark? Isn't that perfect?"

Yu Fan looked up at the sky.

It was dusk, and the sun was about to roll on out of there.

"??"

Xue Qinghe stared at Yu Fan in astonishment.

Just how dangerous was it to spend the night in the core region of the Star Dou Great Forest?

Even a Soul Douluo wouldn't dare linger there casually!

Though...

With Yu Fan's strength, it really wouldn't be a problem!

But being attacked by wild Soul Beasts in the middle of the night...

Who could stand that?

"How about we retreat to the outer region first?"

Xue Qinghe said, his delicate brows slightly furrowed. He thought

it would be safer to wait in the outer region until daybreak before coming back.

There was no rush for his Soul Hunting anyway. In previous years, finding a suitable Soul Ring had taken several days.

Some Soul Masters even endured countless hardships and spent more than half a month before succeeding in their Soul Hunting.

There were indeed plenty of Soul Beasts in the Star Dou Great Forest, but unsuitable ones were always trash.

The most suitable one was often the best.

"We do need to retreat."

"Then..."

"But not to the outer region."

"Then where are we going?"

Xue Qinghe was baffled. Was Yu Fan planning to go even deeper into the core region?

Wasn't that treating their lives a little too lightly?

In short: courting death.

"To Nuoding City, of course."

Yu Fan snapped his fingers, then began pulling the Anywhere Door, his system reward, out of his crotch.

Seeing him pull the Anywhere Door out of his pocket, Xue Qinghe covered his eyes with his hand.

He spat out,

"Pervert! What are you doing?!"

"Fuck your mother!"

She Long erupted into curses.

"You fucking bastard! How dare you defile my young master's eyes!"

"What the hell has gotten into you two this time?"

Yu Fan set the Anywhere Door upright on the ground and said indignantly,

"What's wrong with me pulling out an Anywhere Door?!"

He spoke as though he had every right to do so.

Xue Qinghe glanced at the Anywhere Door, then at the pocket on Yu Fan's pants.

Wait.

How had he fit it in there?

"..."

She Long fell somewhat silent too.

Who would have thought

this guy could pull such a huge door out of his crotch?

"Brother Tang, how exactly did you..."

"Oh, I just used my hand."

Yu Fan opened his pocket and pointed at it.

"Want to try?"

"Forget it!"

Xue Qinghe quickly shook his head, a rare blush rising on his pretty face.

She Long decisively stepped forward!

He was just about to reach over and see how it worked!

"Let me see!"

"Get lost!"

Yu Fan turned away in disdain.

She Long pointed at his back and said,

"Young master, did you see that?"

"Who knows what nasty trick this brat's cooking up! This old man says he's up to no good!"

"Elder Snake Lance, tell me something I don't know."

Xue Qinghe wasn't stupid.

Yu Fan's intentions were so obvious...

How could he not see them?

"Seriously, do you two think this is okay?"

"Talking about me being up to no good right to my face? Looks like you both want a taste of my Serious Punch!"

Seeing Yu Fan's sandbag-sized fist,

the two hurriedly shook their heads.

"No, no!"

"Nothing of the sort!"

"We wouldn't dare!"

"We were joking!"

"..."

Seeing them act like that,

Yu Fan couldn't be bothered to take issue with Xue Qinghe and She Long.

He pulled open the Anywhere Door, which led straight to a back alley in Nuoding City.

A look of shock appeared on She Long's face.

"This is... the power of space?"

"The power of space!"

Xue Qinghe looked just as shocked. He quickly turned to She Long and pressed him for an answer.

"Snake Lance Douluo, what is the power of space?"

"It's a means of tearing through space to teleport!"

Yu Long said gravely.

"But I've never seen it myself. They say only after reaching rank ninety-nine and becoming a Peerless Douluo is it possible to tear through space!"

"How terrifying! Does this ordinary-looking, shabby door really do something only a Peerless Douluo can do?"

Xue Qinghe examined the structure of the Anywhere Door and even tapped it with a finger.

"Strange. Why is it just like an ordinary wooden door?"

"You two dumbasses!"

Yu Fan couldn't even be bothered to roast them.

He looked at them as though they were two savages.

"You really haven't seen the world..."

"Come on, your big brother will take you two bumpkins to sleep in a big, soft bed!"

Hearing how smug Yu Fan sounded,

Xue Qinghe and She Long's faces immediately fell.

Who was he showing off for?

He was a bumpkin too!

Yu Fan led the two through the Anywhere Door.

In the blink of an eye, they arrived in Nuoding City.

"I really have come somewhere else?"

Xue Qinghe looked at the inn before him in surprise.

"So this is Nuoding City?"

"That's right. Do you have money?"

"I have some of my monthly allowance left."

Xue Qinghe took out a purse, but before he could pour out any Gold Soul Coins,

he saw Yu Fan take it from him.

"Oh, now you're making me feel bad!"

That was what he said, but he stuffed Xue Qinghe's purse into his pocket.

As though Xue Qinghe had given it to him.

"Wait! Did I say you could have it?"

Xue Qinghe was genuinely angry.

He had never met anyone so shameless.

But then again...

Yu Fan wasn't just shameless; he was overbearing too.

"Brother Xue, think about it!"

"If it weren't for my Anywhere Door, you couldn't stay at such a fine inn even if you had money!"

"That may be true, but this is far too expensive..."

Xue Qinghe said, his delicate brows tightly furrowed.

Before he could finish,

"Hey!"

Yu Fan put an arm around his shoulders and began coaxing him.

"Brother Xue, that's the wrong way to think about it! If it weren't for my Anywhere Door, could you stay in a private room at a luxury inn while you were in the core region of the Star Dou Great Forest?"

"Of course you couldn't!"

"Danger lurks everywhere in the core region of the Star Dou Great Forest! Getting to stay in a private room at a luxury inn in a place like that makes your whole life worthwhile!"

"Am I wrong?"

"..."

Under Yu Fan's threats and inducements,

Xue Qinghe tearfully handed over his purse in the end.

He didn't mind that little bit of money, but he simply didn't like being disrespected.

Yu Fan really didn't have a shred of moral decency.

And he was nothing but a crude brute!!

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