Soul Land: Ten Thousand Jin of Force in One Punch, Making Gangzi Cry at the Start
Chapter 49

Reward Obtained: Mad Electric Shake Technique, Drawing Aggro!

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The passing Soul Masters could not help exclaiming in shock.

"That Ghost Tiger's cultivation is close to sixty thousand years! How could it willingly let a monster like that ride on its back? Did Hakimi eat its dignity as a Soul Beast?"

"That sort of thing is simply impossible!"

"Either there's something wrong with my eyes, or this little brat is already so powerful that even a sixty-thousand-year Ghost Tiger can only submit to him!"

"Sounds to me like you're scared."

"Fuck, who the hell wouldn't be scared?!"

"..."

The Soul Masters looked at one another, but in the end, no one stepped forward to challenge him.

Wherever this happened, it would be absurd, unbelievable, and shocking.

It was absurdity fucking opening the door for absurdity...

Absurdity had come home.

"Make way! Make way!"

At the back of the crowd, Spirit Hall soldiers pushed forward, clearing a path.

They shouted as they went.

"An elder of Spirit Hall is conducting business! All bystanders, stand aside!"

A Spirit Hall elder?

The Soul Masters stepped aside of their own accord, their gazes all falling on the blond man in splendid, luxurious robes.

Strangely, though, he held one hand in an orchid-finger gesture and swayed his hips as he walked, calling out:

"Oh my! Good heavens above..."

He was none other than Yue Guan, an elder of Spirit Hall.

He was also a renowned figure on the continent, Chrysanthemum Douluo.

"Tang San, just what are you playing at?"

Yue Guan stepped onto the platform and first glanced at the Ghost Tiger, whose cultivation had soared by over forty thousand years.

His eyelids could not help twitching wildly.

This Ghost Tiger had truly stumbled upon a great opportunity. How else could its cultivation have soared by over forty thousand years in just a few days?

This was even more outrageous than using a cheat.

"Well, well, isn't this Elder Chrysanthemum?"

Yu Fan walked up to Yue Guan.

He casually gave him a slap on the butt.

"Oh, you're so mean!"

Yue Guan hurriedly backed away a few steps.

As a Spirit Hall elder, he had seen perfectly clearly just how terrifying Yu Fan's strength was back then.

This was absolutely not someone he could afford to provoke.

"Tang San, hurry and put your Ghost Tiger away. This is, after all, the busiest part of Spirit City."

"It's one thing for you to talk about the Analects here, but please don't let this Ghost Tiger out to frighten people again."

Yue Guan gave him a couple of reminders.

Yu Fan nodded slightly to show he understood, but the fact was that the Ghost Tiger could not take human form right now.

There was no helping it; he could only bring it along for now.

Understanding was one thing. Whether he did as he was told was another.

"An uneducated son is his father's fault."

"What does that mean?"

Yue Guan froze slightly, looking at Yu Fan in some bewilderment.

Yu Fan's face was perfectly serious as he said:

"When a son makes a mistake, his father should beat him until he admits it."

"If the father doesn't beat him until he admits it, then it's the father's fault."

After saying that, he kept staring at Yue Guan.

"..."

Yue Guan fell silent for a moment, complaining furiously to himself.

Wait, what?

If you're going to talk, then fucking talk. Why do you keep staring at me?!

I'm already this old. Surely you can't expect me to be your son!

Are you being reasonable?

Are you really being reasonable?

Seeing Yue Guan's face gradually darken,

Yu Fan felt he needed to remind him to go through the routine.

"Elder Chrysanthemum, do you think what I said makes sense?"

"I suppose it does make some sense."

Yue Guan could only be forced to agree that it made sense.

[Ding! The host has successfully made Chrysanthemum Douluo acknowledge your Analects!] [Reward: Mad Electric Shake Technique!]

The Mad Electric Shake Technique?

Was this fucking thing really something a human could do?

As expected of Chrysanthemum Douluo's reward. It was actually this unhinged!

Yu Fan looked at the description of the Mad Electric Shake Technique. It was actually a kind of electric shake from his previous life.

The one from that original video of two kids doing the electric shake.

[Mad Electric Shake Technique: Once used, no matter who your enemies are, you will immediately draw their aggro, and all their attacks will involuntarily fall upon you!] [Note: This skill can be taught!]

What on earth was the use of this?

System, could you tell me what the use of this thing was?

Was he supposed to beg other people to hit him?

"Haha, Elder Chrysanthemum, surely you came here today for more than just asking me to put the Ghost Tiger away."

Yu Fan changed the subject.

He felt that although the Mad Electric Shake Technique was not much use,

he could certainly teach it to other people. After all, what he liked most was harming...

rewarding others.

"Uh..."

Yue Guan actually wanted to say that his reason for coming today really was that simple.

Although he had his suspicions before coming, he had not expected it really to be Yu Fan's handiwork.

"Tang San, since you're already here,

"why not come and have a look around our Spirit Hall?"

Yue Guan extended the invitation himself. Although he did not know why Yu Fan had come to Spirit City, he decided to take him to Spirit Hall anyway.

Spirit Hall had the Great Enshrined and His Holiness the Pope. That was better than letting Yu Fan roam around outside on a Ghost Tiger.

Besides, for all he knew, Yu Fan might have come looking for someone.

"All right, let's go take a look."

Yu Fan worked out the timeline. Hu Liena seemed to be twelve years old at this point.

As Bibi Dong's personal disciple,

she was worth farming for system rewards.

Pope Hall.

Bibi Dong was sitting on the throne, her eyes still narrowed and her legs crossed.

There was no telling what she was thinking about.

The Grand Elder, Gui Mei, stood to one side, his head lowered, not daring to look up at Bibi Dong above him.

Besides, the only person he loved was Chrysanthemum Guan.

Just then,

"Reporting—!!"

A flying Soul Master rushed into the hall and knelt on the floor.

"Speak."

Bibi Dong's voice was languid.

"Elder Ju just said that the man called Tang San has arrived. He's on his way to Pope Hall!"

After the flying Soul Master finished speaking,

he did not even dare breathe loudly.

"Tang San? It's actually him."

Bibi Dong opened her eyes, sounding a little surprised.

They had only parted in the Star Dou Great Forest a few days ago. She had not expected to meet him again so soon.

She wondered what Tang San's purpose in coming here was.

Could it be...

that he had come all this way especially for her daughter, Qian Renxue?

"You may leave."

With that, the flying Soul Master slowly withdrew.

Gui Mei lowered his voice.

"Your Holiness, Tang San's intentions are unclear. Would you like me to go meet him first?"

By "meet him," he naturally meant sounding him out.

"There's no need."

Bibi Dong slowly rose from her throne and waved a hand.

"Since he wants to come, let him come."

"I want to see just what he's after."

Just as her voice fell,

a large purple door appeared out of thin air in the hall.

"Elder Chrysanthemum, I told you the Anywhere Door was more convenient."

How could Yu Fan not know that Yue Guan had sent someone to deliver a message? Otherwise, why would he have kept urging him to admire Spirit City's scenery?

Like hell he cared about the scenery.

Could the scenery be as enticing as his system rewards?

Elder Chrysanthemum was a hopeless piece of work, plain and simple!

"Greetings, Your Holiness."

Yue Guan ignored Yu Fan's words and first bowed in greeting.

Then he reminded him:

"Yu Fan, why aren't you paying your respects to the Pope?"

"Why the hell should I? She can't beat me anyway."

Yu Fan rolled his eyes.

As everyone knew, transmigrators had a rule to remember.

Those you could beat were ants; those you could not beat were seniors.

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