Douluo: Livestreaming a Douluo I Speedrun, Scaring the Goddesses to Tears
Chapter 38

Tang San Completely Lost It! The Entire Continent Set Its Sights on Dugu Bo!

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The two entered the ice and fire spring, and their clothes were instantly soaked through.

Since they were entering together, they couldn't possibly go without clothes.

Liang Hao was all right, but although Hu Liena was only eleven or twelve, she already had a striking figure.

Her thoroughly soaked hair and clothes outlined the girl's perfect figure.

At the sight, Liang Hao's ears turned bright red on the spot. Hu Liena was terribly embarrassed as well and could only turn her back.

But with her back turned, there was a different feeling, as if he could at any moment...

Fortunately, the pain of tempering their bodies in the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well was pronounced, so neither of them had any thoughts of that sort and focused on resisting the unpleasant sensations.

Bibi Dong watched from the side, her feelings complicated.

She couldn't control herself at all. Even now, her thoughts were running wild:

"If Nana really ended up with Liang Hao, that would be quite good, but why do I feel uncomfortable?"

"And why did I just feel as though I wanted to take Nana's place?"

"No, it must be an illusion. How old am I already..."

"Although age doesn't mean anything to Soul Masters, the difference still can't be that great, can it..."

"Xiao Hao is only my disciple. How can I let my thoughts run wild..."

"It must be too hot here! Yes, the heat must be making me dizzy. I'll go sit by the ice spring. Sigh..."

Bibi Dong was troubled too. Could it really be that she had been lonely for so many years that she couldn't resist human physiological instincts after all?

Though that was normal too. After all, when women were in their thirties or forties, it was just the time for that...

But she still couldn't do that with her own disciple. Sigh...

Bibi Dong had no choice but to divert her attention and think about Liang Hao and Hu Liena's cultivation.

Meanwhile, in the other, real Douluo world, the people outside had seen every scene up to this point crystal clear.

Before, no one had believed Liang Hao could detoxify Dugu Bo. Now it had been proven: for Liang Hao, detoxifying him was a simple matter.

Moreover, Liang Hao had used those two Immortal Herbs to refine something called the Yin-Yang Indestructible Pill, which could create a Yin-Yang Indestructible Body impervious to all techniques.

After watching those scenes, every spectator outside was dumbstruck, and even filled with envy.

In the Light Screen Chat Group.

[Douluo I Ning Rongrong]: "Holy crap! This Liang Hao really has skills!"

[Douluo I Ning Rongrong]: "He completely neutralized poison that even Poison Douluo himself couldn't deal with?"

[Douluo I Ning Rongrong]: "And there's this Yin-Yang Indestructible Body! Heavens, Dad, if we take this pill, even we auxiliary Soul Masters will be able to protect ourselves!"

[Douluo I Ning Fengzhi]: "Yes, I didn't expect Liang Hao to be so well versed in medicinal principles. It's hard to imagine that such a pill exists in the world."

[Douluo I Dugu Bo]: "Hahahaha! Wonderful! At last, someone can cure Yanyan and me of our poison!"

[Douluo I Dugu Bo]: "We just have to wait for this Liang Hao to return to reality, and then there's nothing to worry about!"

[Douluo I Dugu Bo]: "Yanyan, from now on, our Dugu Family will never fear anyone again!"

[Douluo I Dugu Yan]: "It's all thanks to Liang Hao. He really is quite something, and he's pretty handsome too. I feel like he's a lot more handsome than Tian Heng..."

[Douluo I Dugu Bo]: "Then why don't you hurry up and replace that Yu Tianheng? Can trash like him compare to Liang Hao?"

[Douluo I Yu Tianheng]: "Wait, Senior? What did I do? Yanyan, Yanyan, don't scare me..."

[Douluo I Ma Hongjun]: "Heavens! It's one thing for him to detoxify Dugu Bo. That already slapped Gangzi and Tang San in the face over what they said earlier."

[Douluo I Ma Hongjun]: "But the real question is, does that Yin-Yang Indestructible Pill he refined really have such an outrageous effect?"

[Douluo I Ma Hongjun]: "This Dugu Bo is sitting on a mountain of treasure without knowing how to use it!"

[Douluo I Dugu Bo]: "Nonsense! My herb garden has been exposed now anyway. So what can you do, even if you know about it? Come on over! You don't know how to refine pills. You'll eat yourselves to death!"

[Douluo I Bo Saixi]: "That really is troublesome. If you don't know how to refine these Immortal Herbs into pills and use them, couldn't eating them easily make you ill too?"

[Douluo I Bo Saixi]: "By the way, where are that so-called theory master and Tang San from earlier?"

[Douluo I Bo Saixi]: "Didn't that Tang San say he knew the most about medicinal principles? Why does this Liang Hao seem even more impressive?"

[Douluo I Tang San]: "Enough! What do you know?! What do you backward natives know?!"

[Douluo I Tang San]: "The scenes in this light screen are absolutely impossible! Liang Hao must be tricking Dugu Bo!"

[Douluo I Tang San]: "Even my Medicine Classic doesn't contain a pill like this. How could he possibly refine it?"

[Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "Yeah, how strange. Even Tang San XX clearly couldn't solve it, so how did he manage it?"

[Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "Were there medicinal principles like this ten thousand years ago? How could they be even more badass than what we have ten thousand years later?"

[Douluo Dalu III: The Legend of the Dragon King Yun Ming]: "They're ahead of ours too. Even now, in our era, we still can't refine a pill like his."

[Douluo I Tang San]: "Did you all see that? It must be fake! They don't even have it twenty thousand years later, so how could Liang Hao possibly do it?!"

Tang San was truly about to lose it. What he was proudest of were the Tang Sect's Hidden Weapons and its medicines and poisons.

Yet, leaving Hidden Weapons aside, his Tang Sect's medicines and poisons were completely outclassed by those of this utterly obscure Liang Hao.

It was as if an idol he had believed in all his life, whom he thought was the strongest,

had suddenly been utterly trounced by some unknown person.

How could Tang San stand that? Those were the Tang Sect texts he had obtained in his previous life only by betraying trust and righteousness, and being disloyal and unfilial!

Yet now, it turned out they couldn't compare to a skill someone else had casually produced.

Didn't that make the skill he had paid such a great price to obtain in his previous life a joke?

Nuoding Academy.

Tang San was so frantic he was almost in tears. He had completely lost it, pointing at the light screen and cursing nonstop.

As he cursed, he also unconsciously drew Xiao Wu into it, hoping for some acknowledgment and agreement.

"This must be fake! How could my Tang Sect's Medicine Classic possibly be inferior to some brat's?!"

"Xiao Wu, believe me. He must be faking it, he must have made it up!"

"Once Jade Qilin Serpent Poison enters the body, the only way is to transfer the poison. There's absolutely no way to neutralize it perfectly, absolutely no way to get rid of it completely!"

"How could he possibly do something even I can't do?"

"Do you think that's possible? Do you think that makes any sense?"

"Do you know how many people's accumulated knowledge and how many generations of inheritance went into the medicinal principles in the texts I have?"

"How could my knowledge of medicinal principles possibly be behind his?!"

"And this so-called Yin-Yang Indestructible Body doesn't exist at all!"

"I only know about Water and Fire Body Refinement, so why can he refine some Yin-Yang Indestructible Pill? Do you think that's realistic?"

"How could there possibly be such an outrageous pill? Impossible!!"

Tang San really had gone somewhat mad.

The more heaven-defying Liang Hao's pill was, the more it made the Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record, which he had gone to such lengths to obtain in his previous life, look like garbage.

He would have to bear that guilt for the rest of his life, and all he had gotten in exchange was such backward knowledge of medicinal principles?

Yet Liang Hao was born with a better version and greater abilities. Who could bear that?

So Tang San's agitation was understandable, but Xiao Wu, watching from the side, was a little alarmed.

Xiao Wu was even afraid that Tang San would get so worked up that he would drag her into it...

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