Douluo: God of Angels, Elbowing Shrek at the Start
Chapter 30

Go to Shrek Academy? Even a Dog Would Shake Its Head

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Well, what do you know?

When it came to Dai Mubai and Shrek Academy, Li Wuyou knew them all too well.

After all, the Shrek Seven Devils were the main cast of the original story!

And Shrek Academy was the Soul Master Academy the main cast attended.

It would have been hard for Li Wuyou not to know about Dai Mubai and Shrek Academy.

As the two walked along the bustling street, Zhu Zhuqing withdrew her gaze from the crowds streaming past.

She turned to Li Wuyou beside her and asked, "Brother Li, since you know Dai Mubai and Shrek Academy, could you tell me about them? Sorry for the trouble."

She currently knew nothing about either Dai Mubai or Shrek Academy, so she wanted to learn what she could from Li Wuyou, who knew them firsthand.

For example, had Dai Mubai worked hard at cultivation over the years, and what was his current Soul Power Level? What sort of Soul Master Academy was Shrek Academy? Did it have any powerful Soul Masters? Were its teachers strong? And so on.

Those were all questions she wanted answered.

After all, barring any surprises, Shrek Academy would be her next destination, where she would see whether Dai Mubai, her fiancé in name, was capable of defeating Dai Weisi.

And why not choose to follow Li Wuyou?

Zhu Zhuqing had considered that question too, but it was basically out of the question.

As everyone knew, the Six-Winged Martial Soul was the Angel Clan's inherited Martial Soul. If she chose to follow Li Wuyou, wouldn't she have to join Spirit Hall then?

After all, the Star Luo Empire and Spirit Hall were not on very good terms.

Besides, her innate Soul Power was only level seven. Even in a behemoth like Spirit Hall, she would not receive special cultivation.

Thus, she had never considered following Li Wuyou.

Even though she greatly coveted the secret behind Li Wuyou's four black Ten Thousand Year Soul Rings, Zhu Zhuqing knew her own limits. Those secrets were simply beyond her reach.

She had now fallen out with the Nether Duke's Mansion, and she had no wish to provoke Spirit Hall, a behemoth with a legacy spanning tens of thousands of years.

"You want to ask about Dai Mubai and Shrek Academy?"

Li Wuyou paused, then turned to look at Zhu Zhuqing, a strange, pitying expression on his face.

Just as he had said before, when it came to Dai Mubai and that shabby Soul Master Academy called Shrek, he could hardly have been more familiar with them.

Though Dai Mubai had fallen on hard times, that lecherous tiger still spent every night in revelry. All day long, he was either out drinking and whoring or taking all sorts of young married women and twin sisters to hotels to get rooms.

In fact, Dai Mubai had even become a regular VIP guest at the Rose Hotel. The manager had specially set aside a room for him, so he could bring those fake socialites there whenever he liked.

Why were those women fake socialites?

Because real socialites were no fools.

Since they were real socialites, their backgrounds were naturally anything but ordinary. They were even less likely to sell their bodies for a few Gold Soul Coins.

Take Zi Yue, for example.

That girl was a genuine socialite.

There were others who fit the bill too.

Ning Rongrong, for instance.

The eldest daughter of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect was known as the Little Princess. Though she was willful and unruly, a Little Demoness through and through, there was no denying that she too was a genuine socialite.

Take Zi Yue and Ning Rongrong. Neither of those young ladies from wealthy families lacked money, so how could they possibly be like those dolled-up fake socialites and sell their bodies for a measly handful of Gold Soul Coins?

Of course, love-brained women were an exception.

After all, there was something a little abnormal about the way a love brain worked.

If a woman truly had a love brain, it didn't matter whether she was a fake socialite, a real socialite, or even a certain pope of Spirit Hall—they would all give themselves away for free.

Am I right, Bibi Dong, Pope of Spirit Hall?

Having covered Dai Mubai, it was time to mention Shrek Academy.

Li Wuyou had only one assessment of Shrek Academy: it was a third-rate academy that swindled and cheated people.

In the original story, to join Shrek Academy, you first had to be no older than thirteen, have a Soul Power Level of at least twenty-one, and possess two yellow Hundred-Year Soul Rings.

Once you met all those requirements, did you think you had passed?

No, no, no!

You were dreaming!

Those requirements were only the basic threshold.

Next, they would drag you off to check your Martial Soul, to see whether it was strong enough and whether you qualified to be admitted to the academy and left to fend for yourself.

If your Martial Soul wasn't weak, you could basically pass that stage.

But if it was a Trash Martial Soul, then sorry, you didn't meet Shrek Academy's requirements.

After all, Shrek Academy's slogan was: "We only accept monsters, not ordinary people."

That wasn't hard to understand. Simply put, Shrek Academy only accepted badass geniuses, not trash.

Did you think that was the end of it?

No, no, no!

Not yet!

Next, you would face the level-seventy Battle Soul Saint, the Immovable Wisdom King Zhao Wuji, a ruthless character who had fought his way out of an encirclement by more than a dozen Spirit Hall bishops.

There was an age limit, a Soul Power Level requirement, an inspection to see if your Martial Soul was strong enough, and then a fight against Zhao Wuji, a level-seventy Battle Soul Saint. Listen to that-did those sound like requirements a Soul Master Academy should be setting?

Surely even the Heaven Dou Empire's imperial academy wasn't as troublesome as Shrek Academy?

After all, Heaven Dou Royal Academy had only one admission requirement: applicants had to be nobles.

Of course, that requirement could be waived. If your talent was strong enough, the three education committee members of Heaven Dou Royal Academy would be at your door in no time to invite you to enroll. Not only would all your tuition be waived, but you would also receive the academy's full support in your cultivation, and even get private tutoring from the three Soul Douluo committee members.

See? That was the difference between the two.

Pretty much any Soul Master genius with a functioning brain would choose Heaven Dou Royal Academy.

As for the so-called Shrek Academy?

Even a dog would shake its head at the sight of it.

Shrek Academy could only fool those independent commoner Soul Masters who had never seen the wider world.

But back to the matter at hand.

Since Zhu Zhuqing wanted to know these things, Li Wuyou naturally had no reason to deliberately hide anything. He immediately spilled all the information to her in one rush.

He was eager to see what kind of expression Zhu Zhuqing would make when she learned that Dai Mubai, her fiancé in name, spent all his time drinking and whoring, had not worked hard to cultivate and raise his Soul Power Level, and often took all sorts of young married women and twin sisters to the Rose Hotel to get rooms.

"Dai Mubai... what a fine Dai Mubai..."

Sure enough, after hearing Li Wuyou out, Zhu Zhuqing's face gradually turned cold. Her delicate brows knitted tightly, anger churned in her eyes, and there was also a trace of indescribable disappointment.

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