Giving Douluo a Little Anime-Style Shock
Chapter 4

Custom Template (Wei Xi)

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The trash can lid opened, and our Stellaron spirit descended gracefully.

"Huh? Where's my dear Lin?"

Lan Yan and Xiangling exchanged a glance and silently pointed at the... hand sticking out from beneath the enormous trash can.

"??? Lin, why are you hiding under my trash can to sleep? You can't sleep here."

Wei Lin: "..."

Well, compared to her, he suddenly felt so much like an actual human being!

They finally managed to dig Wei Lin out from under the trash can.

Wei Lin tilted his head up and gave Stelle a resentful look.

"Why did you bring a trash can with you?"

Stelle planted her hands on her hips o((*^▽^*))o.

"Isn't that obvious? When you go on a long trip, you've got to bring some local specialties! This golden trash can king is full of treasures I've been saving up for ages!"

As she spoke, Stelle pulled a pile of "praise of high morals" and golden trash bags out of the trash can.

Wei Lin: "..."

Good grief, it had to be you, Stellaron spirit.

"Stelle, control yourself, or I'll spank you."

Stelle froze for a moment, then struck a bashful pose.

"Lin, you're such a pervert, but I like it~~~ Though... you'll get zapped if you do that~~~"

"..."

Wei Lin closed his eyes, feeling his brows twitch wildly.

Why had he chosen her back then?! Was Lumine not appealing enough, or was Ling's body not soft enough?!

Stelle Age: Three (My lord, you mustn't get any naughty ideas~ You'll get zapped~) Martial Soul: Galactic Baseball Bat / Alisa Rand's Lance / Mikhail's Top Hat / As I Have Written-Quill Pen / Elation Light Stick Soul Power: 31 (black, black, black) (approximately) Introduction: Although her Soul Power Level is very low... but... don't underestimate her strength~ The number one beneath the gods, and above the gods... take a guess...

Stelle's panel was truly "nothing special."

Well, probably.

By now, he had used up all the pink orbs too.

He opened the standard banner. Its contents were much simpler, mostly things from Douluo Continent.

Gold meant a custom character.

Purple meant a "protagonist" from after Douluo One.

Blue meant Immortal Herbs, pills, "ordinary Soul Masters," and an assortment of other odds and ends.

Wei Lin wasn't very interested in any of them. After all, who would care about the ones from Douluo Continent when he had two-dimensional wives?

Of course, if he could get a taste for free when the time came, he wouldn't be losing out.

Thirty basketballs came crashing down at once.

Four purples, one gold, and thirty-five blues.

The four purples were Soul Power Marrow Cleansing Pills.

Their effect was simple: they let a Martial Soul undergo one beneficial evolution while granting Innate Full Soul Power.

Clearly, these were for raising people himself.

The thirty-five blues were all Soul Master NPCs: five Titled Douluo, eight Soul Douluo, twelve Soul Saints, and ten Soul Emperors, in addition to the twenty-six Soul Emperors from before.

He now had five Titled Douluo, eight Soul Douluo, twelve Soul Saints, and thirty-six Soul Emperors.

Sixty-one Soul Masters, all with the optimal Soul Ring Configuration.

Emm... of course, optimal as the system understood it (purple, purple, black, black, black, black, red, red, red).

Wei Lin tossed the whole lot into Tianshu City to serve as NPCs.

He had named the first city in the Map of Mountains, Rivers, and the State Tianshu.

Although a little over sixty people were pitifully few for such an enormous city, its basic facilities could still be put into operation.

Wei Lin wasn't in a hurry to create a new character. It was already very late.

"Right now, the most important thing is to get some sleep first."

His emotions really had swung wildly today, and he was tired too.

At that moment, even Stelle refrained from disturbing his rest. They knew Wei Lin had actually been on edge the whole time.

Only now had he completely relaxed.

However...

Stelle's eyes darted around.

A custom template...

"I just thought of something fun. We'll do this, then this, and then that..."

Lan Yan and Xiangling's faces turned slightly red.

"Is... is that okay?"

"Sister Stelle, are you sure we won't get spanked?"

Stelle patted her pert backside.

"Don't worry. When the time comes, I'll take the blame for you. At worst, I'll just let him hug my legs a little longer. Besides, don't you want to see our Brother Lin become Sister Lin?"

Lan Yan: "ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ"

Xiangling: "ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ"

As he watched the three conspirators' eyes light up,

Bennett swallowed with difficulty and immediately activated teleportation back to Tianshu City.

He knew nothing and had heard nothing...

The sky gradually began to brighten.

Wei Lin stretched lazily and sat up in a daze.

"I slept so well~"

Before he had even finished speaking, he suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Why did his viewpoint feel so low? And that soft, delicate female voice was...

"She" slowly lowered her head. Hmm, she couldn't see her toes.

"Wait! I can't see my toes?"

Wei Lin suddenly thought of something, and her expression changed drastically.

Sure enough, her custom template was already marked as used.

What appeared before her eyes was a little loli dressed in black Lolita fashion, with white hair and red eyes. Her little face looked like a darling exquisitely carved by heaven and earth, its baby fat making her cheeks so plump that one wanted to reach out and pinch them.

Wei Lin: "...Stelle!"

After a bout of feathers and eggs flying everywhere,

Wei Lin crouched down and looked at the "himself" in front of him, his expression nearly turning into a pie chart.

"But... I'm really pretty." ×2

(Stelle: Of course! This was the result of me, the two little sisters, and a mysterious Aha polishing it all night. How could she not be pretty?)

"Let's go, old self. Don't keep the little sisters waiting."

Wei Xi set off toward home.

"...Why does this feel... weird? Have I already developed a split personality?"

Wei Lin couldn't figure it out. He felt like he was about to grow a brain.

Whatever. He'd pin this one on Aha first.

Meanwhile, in the house,

Qingfeng and Qingyu had already made breakfast: a bowl of egg noodles.

For their brother, two eggs!

"Brother, you're back."

Qingfeng froze.

At the door stood a white-haired girl in a black dress. She didn't know what Lolita fashion was, but she knew that a girl wearing such gorgeous clothes and looking so beautiful definitely had an extraordinary identity.

Qingfeng had even begun to bow slightly.

Just then, Wei Lin walked in.

"Qingfeng, Qingyu, this is my little sister, Wei Xi. You can call her Xi."

Wei Lin naturally understood what Qingfeng was thinking. This little girl was already so mature at such a young age.

With Qingfeng looking a little bewildered, Wei Xi took her by the hand and led her straight to the wooden table.

"Sister Qingfeng, I'm Wei Xi, that old geezer's little sister. How could he bear to make a child as young as you cook? Is he oppressing you? Tell me, and I'll tattle to Mom and Dad later and have them give him a loving caress."

Qingfeng looked at the girl's innocent eyes, then at Wei Lin, who gave her a slight nod.

Her pounding heart finally settled down.

"Little Sister Xi, would you like to try the egg noodles I made?"

Wei Xi's eyes lit up.

"Yes! Egg noodles are my favorite!"

Watching the two girls hit it off so quickly, Wei Lin felt quite relieved.

Wait... why did it feel... even stranger now?

(Aha: Ehe~)

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