Giving Douluo a Little Anime-Style Shock
Chapter 67

I Came to Douluo II

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During the Douluo II, the Star Dou Great Forest.

The once peaceful sky suddenly split open with a huge Hollow, followed by a series of screams as one unknown creature after another was spat out.

"Holy crap! Park your car properly!"

Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the ground, Wei Lin quickly took out the Xuanyuan Water Control Flag and waved it twice, forming a square water ball below him.

Thump!

The water balloon burst, Wei Lin landed perfectly.

Just as he was about to show off, a head slammed into his head.

Then, one after another, objects were thrown from the sky and fell down.

"Ouch! Ouch! My head hurts! Sis, get up! You're crushing me!"

Qingyu quickly shook her head. "And, sis... have you gained weight? You're so heavy!"

Xuanyin at the very top looked left and right, and it seemed that he had landed at the right time. He was indeed worthy of being called himself.

"But, what about Rin-nii?"

"I... am here..."

At the very bottom of the crowd, a right hand stretched out with difficulty, then fell back down.

"!!! Brother! Don't die!!!"

(During the Douluo Continent era, the Crown Prince of Tianshu was almost killed by his own people's buttocks.)

Record, record...

An unknown "Fictionologist" is frantically recording history.

This is so much fun!

This era has gained another god-slayer. On the path of god-slaying, you are not alone (a certain god-slaying little animal).

Wei Lin finally managed to pull himself out, and looking at the group of women who were examining how tiny the grass was, he was speechless.

They were simply out of options.

Where do we go next?

Lingmei wandered around the area with her phone, but well, there was no signal.

Does that mean I can't play games anymore?

The worst part is that I can no longer watch my treasured videotapes, the kind without seals.

"Let's find a suitable spot and plant a base station first."

Wei Lin took out Dr. Black Tower's signal base station, which he had gone to great lengths to acquire from the other side of the planet.

As long as this thing is planted, and with the anchor point of Xuanyin, it can be directly Tianshu.

Don't forget, I planted anchor points in the Time Disorder zone before.

The anchor point of Douluo II, through the anchor point of Xuanyin connecting the Time Disorder zone, and then, connecting the Tianshu Network.

We should still maintain the habit of planting small and large plants anytime, anywhere.

"Well then, brother, I'll go check out other places first."

Wei Xi didn't want to follow the group; she was here on her own to find some other fun things to do.

Following the crowd only allows you to watch others pick up girls, and in the end, you even get jealous. You're not some kind of undercover Douluo.

Okay, be careful, call me if anything happens.

Although the phone couldn't connect to Tianshu, it could still connect to theirs.

"OK OK."

Wei Xi made a gesture.

With her strength, she wouldn't be afraid of anyone who wanted to attack her unless they were a Soul Douluo.

Don't underestimate her just because she only has three rings; she dares to chase after Soul Douluo and fight. What's more, she also has two dragons in her mental space.

Do you really think they're pushovers? They survived the watchful eyes of 18 Aeon, after all.

(Water and Fire Dragon Kings: Thank you so much.)

After Wei Xi left, the group planned to first look for cities; the first thing Trailblaze was to open a map.

"Let's walk around a bit and see if we can find a city. We need to know where we are."

With the map unusable, Wei Lin's terrible sense of direction kicked in again.

I've been walking all morning, and I still haven't gotten out of there.

"Brother? Can you smell something? It smells like grilled fish?"

Qingyu's little nose twitched. As a military general, although she wasn't very bright, she certainly knew how to eat.

She can smell delicious food from a great distance.

Grilled fish?

Wei Lin paused slightly. If we're talking about grilled fish in Douluo Continent 2, besides the famous grilled fish made by the protagonist Huo Yuhao, there probably isn't anyone else who knows how to make it.

Let's go take a look.

As soon as I reached the stream, I saw a thin, small child watching me warily. Beside her was a small fire with three fish on it.

Wow! It smells so good! Little sister, do you sell grilled fish?

Qingyu's eyes lit up; finding delicious food in such a place was beyond her imagination.

As for why they didn't ask the old chef Wei Lin for it...

These "starving ghosts" behind me, taking advantage of my seniority, are eating more and more than I can eat, and they're making me so thin.

"Smack!"

"Ouch! Sis! Why did you hit me?"

Qingfeng blew on my slightly smoking hands.

"I had a feeling you were talking badly about me, so I called ahead."

Qingyu: "...(Goodness, sis, you're not even pretending anymore. I only muttered it to myself, and you already predicted it? Are all time-traveling people this cunning?)"

"Um... if you want to eat, I have some more here. By the way, my name is Huo Yutong."

Huo Yutong spoke very cautiously, saying that all these people were wearing such beautiful clothes, and when she looked at herself, a feeling of inferiority welled up inside her.

"Thank you for your help, young man."

Wei Lin had just finished speaking when he seemed to realize something. Huo Yutong? This doesn't seem right.

Looking at Xuanyin Yin's sly smile, if he still couldn't guess, he might as well go home and farm.

"My name is Wei Lin, and these are my two younger sisters, Xu Qingfeng and Xu Qingyu."

My companions, Rin, Hyacine, Xuanyin.

"Tongbao, why are you all dirty? Do you need me to help you clean yourself up?"

As the team's little ray of sunshine, Hyacine immediately pulled Little Yutong towards the distant stream, giving her no chance to resist.

"Huh? Huh! Huh!!! I... my grilled fish isn't done yet?"

"Phainon's enthusiasm remains as strong as ever."

Wei Lin picked up the fish that Little Yutong had grilled, took a bite, and his eyes lit up slightly.

You know what, you really have to admit, this fish is actually quite delicious.

Moreover, the fish was prepared very well, with no fishy smell at all, and the cooking time was also quite good. The only drawback was that only some salt was added.

Of course, this is not a negative point, but rather a positive one.

As expected of the most popular female lead in Douluo II, her cooking skills are truly excellent.

"Brother, I always feel that this young girl, Huo Yutong, is hiding a lot of things in her heart."

The glint in Qingfeng's eyes faded; it seemed this little girl... was being watched by someone.

Time will tell.

"Um."

Wei Lin casually ruffled Qingfeng's hair.

"Don't forget, we're the biggest organized crime group in the world right now."

Qingfeng blinked cutely, "That's right."

Before I came here, the biggest socialite in the world was probably someone else; now that I'm here, I can sit and see what happens to this boss.

Half an hour later, Hyacine returned with Little Yutong, whose face was flushed.

The dirty little girl was given a nice makeover by Hyacine.

The clothes weren't anything expensive; they were just a one-piece, dark blue training uniform, and his hair was tied up neatly.

Ta-da! Isn't our Little Yutong adorable!

Hyacine was very satisfied with her masterpiece; this kind of girl was perfect for the innocent and pure image.

If it weren't for the fact that they were in the forest, she would have dressed Little Yutong in a short dress and white stockings.

Absolutely adorable!

"Nice."

Aside from being a little thin due to malnutrition, Huo Yutong is a natural beauty. If you're talking about who can compare to her, it's probably only our feminized Tang Wulin.

In other novels, the female protagonist is always a top-tier, established character. But in Douluo, the most popular female character is actually a gender-bent version of the protagonist—can you believe it?

Huo Yutong looked like she was made of steam.

These people are so incredibly kind! They got her a beautiful and comfortable outfit, and she was almost in disbelief, as if she were dreaming.

"Yutong, don't forget our grilled fish!"

"Oh? I'll bake it right away."

Huo Yutong had made up her mind; she would use all her skills and absolutely could not let good people down.

Wei Lin is finally living a life where he doesn't have to cook anymore, which is great.

"By the way, Little Yutong, what are you doing in the Star Dou Great Forest all by yourself? It's very dangerous here."

Hearing Wei Lin's words, Huo Yutong's mood began to sink. Thinking of everything at the White Tiger Duke's Mansion, hatred welled up in her eyes.

"I'm here to obtain Soul Ring, and I'm all alone."

Wei Lin paused slightly; this little girl was truly endearing.

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