Giving Douluo a Little Anime-Style Shock
Chapter 79

The grilled fish commotion

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"Grandpa, I'll be going now. Those two kids are just starting their cultivation, I need to keep an eye on them. I'm not like your Shrek teachers, who are irresponsible."

Wei Lin no longer held back; within three steps, his attack was fatal and unstoppable.

"This era has changed. If you don't adapt, you will eventually be swallowed up by the tide of time."

Wei Lin reached out and grabbed Fione, who was snoring.

"Hmm? Are you leaving?"

She stood up groggily, but after taking only two steps, she tripped and fell flat on her face.

Wei Lin: "..."

Forget it, I'll just carry her away.

"Hey hey hey?! I can walk by myself!"

Wei Lin hoisted Fione onto his shoulder, letting her walk on her own, fearing she'd run out of health before they even reached their destination.

This is the girls' dormitory area.

Huo Yutong and the other person were also refining the Concentrated Heart Pill.

"Dong'er, how are you feeling?"

"I feel like I'm bursting with energy."

Wang Dong'er waved her arm. Although her blood and qi were still fluctuating, she felt the most comfortable she had ever felt.

Moreover, for some reason, she no longer feels any aversion when touching her Soul Tool lately.

That's really amazing.

She could never have imagined that the cause of all this was her father, who had now become a sinner opposed to the entire Divine Realm. The fact that Destruction hadn't killed him outright was only out of respect for the former Asura God.

Of course, anyone associated with Tang San was immediately placed in confinement.

For some time to come, the Divine Realm will have to lick its wounds alone.

There was also a funny incident that happened. The Golden Dragon King originally wanted to take this opportunity to break the seal, but when she came out, she was completely invaded by the black tide, which scared her so much that she quickly shrank back.

Just then, Tang Ya knocked on their door.

"Sister Xiao Ya, what's wrong?"

"Little Yutong, I've prepared the grilling equipment you asked me to get. When are we going to eat grilled fish?"

Tang Ya's eyes lit up at the mention of grilled fish.

If she hadn't been worried about interfering with their cultivation, she would have called Yutong over that afternoon.

"That's right! Grilled fish! I'm coming!"

Huo Yutong had almost forgotten that she didn't want to rely on Brother Wei Lin forever; she also wanted to do what she could.

Grilled fish?

Wang Dong'er's eyes lit up immediately; when it comes to food, she always has a lot to say.

After the three of them went downstairs, they saw Wei Lin and his companion.

"Brother Lin."

Huo Yutong's eyes lit up slightly, and he quickly jogged over to her, completely ignoring Fione on his shoulder.

Wei Lin casually tossed Fione down.

"Oh! You've lost your love, huh! Believe me or not, when my gacha banner comes out next Tuesday, I'll give you a random Wolf Man."

Clearly, Fione's complaints did not bring about justice.

"Is Little Yutong going to get grilled fish?"

"Yeah, I also want to find something I can do."

Huo Yutong gripped the hem of her clothes tightly, afraid that her brother Lin would show a look of disgust.

"Perfect timing, I haven't eaten either. Dinner will be in Little Yutong's hands."

Yes! I'll definitely give my brother the best grilled fish!

The little girl squinted her eyes.

"Dong'er, how's your blood and energy level recovering?"

Wang Dong'er stood ramrod straight, as if someone had stabbed him in the buttocks.

"Reporting, Rin-ge! He's calmed down!"

Wang Dong'er's ears turned red, and her blood, which had calmed down, surged up again, causing her to instinctively rub them together.

"By the way, the Dragon Tiger Pill is only most effective the first time; afterwards, you need to switch to another pill."

Moreover, this stuff is a tonic, which easily stimulates hormone production; simply put, it has an aphrodisiac effect.

The two little girls instantly transformed into giant crabs, their eyes practically floating to the sky.

When Huo Yutong arrived at the entrance of Shrek, she saw the stall that Tang Ya had prepared for her.

It had everything imaginable, and Tang Ya had even used up all her savings to afford the food.

Soon, Huo Yutong began her work.

Wei Lin didn't disturb the other person, but moved a table and sat down.

"By the way, who is this lady?"

Wang Dong'er was extremely curious about this pink-haired woman dressed in strange clothes.

"My name is Fione. Refailah."

She had barely finished speaking when she suddenly started coughing.

Wei Lin seemed to have expected this, and gently patted her back.

"Ah! Much better! I almost got one-shotted by the fishbone."

Wang Dong'er blinked. If she wasn't mistaken, this woman should also be a Soul Master, right?

But... a Soul Master was almost killed by Fishbone alone? Is that right?

Besides, this name sounds really strange.

"Don't be so surprised. Fione's luck has always been ridiculously bad. It's a miracle she's not dead."

Wang Dong'er: "ゞ◎Д◎ヾ"

Wait... how are these words connected? What does "it's good that she's not dead" mean? Does that mean she's died multiple times?

I don't understand. This world has ultimately gone mad and become something I don't recognize.

"She's a bit stronger than you, a level 62 Power Attack System Battle Soul Emperor."

"Soul Emperor!"

The other person doesn't look very old, yet they're already Soul Emperor?

"Brother Lin, here's some grilled fish for you."

Huo Yutong had obviously overheard the conversation and knew that the girl who looked so young was already a Soul Emperor.

What will my future be like?

She thought for a moment, and her eyes gradually hardened.

In the future, she will definitely stand by her brother's side and become his most useful strength.

"Hey junior, how much is a grilled fish?"

Upon hearing the sound, Huo Yutong looked in the direction of the sound.

"So beautiful~"

This was her first impression.

The person who arrived was none other than Jiang Nannan, who was hailed as the most beautiful woman in the Foreign Languages Department.

Of course, this is only because Little Yutong hasn't opened yet; otherwise, she might really have lost the title of the most beautiful girl in the outer courtyard.

"Senior, five copper coins."

"It's a bit expensive. I think three copper coins would be about right."

A huge question mark popped into Huo Yutong's head: How come this beautiful senior seems even more short of money than me?

Before she could reply, a Gold Soul Coin flew over, along with another figure.

At that moment, a fiery glint flashed in Fione's eyes.

The person who came came quickly and left quickly as well.

Fione inserted the Chongming Scissors in front of her.

Four black and two red, the six Soul Ring slowly descended.

The area was cleared in an instant.

"Holy crap! Hundred Thousand Year Soul Ring!"

"Six-Ring Soul Emperor! Is he even human?"

"Wait, who is this person? Is she a senior from the inner courtyard? That pitiful expression really makes my heart ache."

"If I could marry her, I'd be willing to even enter the inner palace."

Xu Sanshi had just crawled out of the ruins when he saw this outrageous Soul Ring Configuration.

Not to mention him, even Wang Dong'er dropped the grilled fish she was eating, her little mouth slightly open, not even closing.

Fione tilted her head slightly and glanced at Xu Sanshi's figure. Her Sixth Soul Ring flashed, and she picked up the scissors, ready to make her move.

"Wait! Wait a minute! I am the young sect master of the Black Tortoise Sect! Even if you kill me, you won't get away with it!"

He racked his brains but never imagined that his simple desire to stand out and show off would actually bring forth a master.

The worst part is that this guy seems unreasonable; he just started attacking without saying a word.

This plot doesn't make sense!

Fione, I don't care about this or that, just eat my Ten Thousand Deaths, Renewed Radiance.

Fione.

"Boom!"

With a thud, her scissors plunged straight between Xu Sanshi's legs; just a hair's breadth away, and he would have gone from "too" to "big".

"It's not fun."

Her voice was still soft, but her words made people instinctively protect their most sensitive parts.

After returning to her seat, she leaned slightly on Wei Lin's shoulder, as if she had fallen asleep.

What happened here?

Tang Ya and Bei Bei had just arrived when they saw Xu Sanshi looking disheveled.

Moreover, the surrounding environment was eerily quiet; anyone who didn't know better would think someone had ripped off your vocal cords.

After briefly understanding the situation, Tang Ya glanced at Fione in surprise, but unlike the others, she didn't seem as distressed.

After all, there's the premise of Xu Qingyu.

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