Qian Daoliu: Damn You, Lin Bai, Keep Your Snout Away from My Cabbage!
The waiter had been in the business for years and thought he had seen every kind of spectacle.
But he really had never seen anything like this.
Lin Bai casually tossed him a few glittering Gold Soul Coins as a tip and asked,
"Do you have three rooms left? Two would be fine too."
The waiter glanced at the Gold Soul Coins in his hand, then at Qian Renxue and Huo Yutong behind Lin Bai.
He immediately waggled his eyebrows and gave Lin Bai a knowing smile.
"Oh, what a shame, sir!"
"Our hotel only has one room left!"
Lin Bai paused and scratched his head in puzzlement.
The waiter seemed to have gotten the wrong idea about him.
He was about to say something, but Qian Renxue and Huo Yutong had already taken the room card.
"Brother Xiao Bai, let's hurry up and rest. The two of us want to take a bath."
As the two girls spoke, they pulled Lin Bai upstairs.
Lin Bai opened his mouth, but in the end, he could only sigh helplessly.
Fine. At worst, he could sleep on the floor!
The room was quite spacious.
There would be no problem letting Qian Renxue and Huo Yutong have the bed while he slept on the floor.
[The Sky Screen livestream ends here. Please look forward to the next broadcast!]
The Sky Screen's broadcast came to an abrupt halt.
The image froze on the scene of Lin Bai being pulled into the room by the two girls, leaving everyone watching with endless room for imagination.
"Hey, why did it stop?"
"How could it end at the crucial moment? What happens next?!"
"Charge me! Can't I fucking pay to watch?"
Across the Douluo Continent, countless people who had been watching with relish could not help letting out a chorus of wails.
Meanwhile, the noses of the hypocritical prudes who had been harshly criticizing it earlier were twisted with rage.
This scandalous Sky Screen had actually shown only half of it and held back the rest!
It dropped its story at the drop of a hat. How utterly shameless!
Spirit Hall, Douluo Hall.
"Bang!"
Golden Crocodile Douluo smashed the table beside him with a slap and said angrily,
"That brat obviously did it on purpose!"
"He deliberately slipped that waiter money so the waiter would say there was only one room left. He wanted to stay with Xiao Xue and take advantage of her!"
Qian Daoliu clenched his teeth as well.
Looking at the frozen image on the Sky Screen, he suddenly felt as though the little cabbage he had painstakingly raised was about to be rooted up by a pig.
"Xiao Xue, you have to protect yourself..."
Qian Daoliu's voice was trembling.
"It hurts. It hurts so much!"
As everyone knew, when boys went to the bathroom, they could never resist comparing sizes.
Conversely, when girls bathed together, they could never resist...
As he listened to the snatches of conversation about the troubles of growing up drifting out of the bathroom from time to time,
Lin Bai made his bed on the floor, doing his best to suppress the associations he should not have been making as Teacher Awei.
Of all the things he could have written, why did he have to write that kind of reading material?
Well, look at him now. His retribution had come!
With a heart clear as ice, one remains unshaken even if the heavens collapse...
Lin Bai silently recited the calming mantra three times, then turned his attention to the map in his hands.
But the laughter that came from the bathroom now and then kept burrowing into his ears.
Before long, the bathroom door opened.
Qian Renxue and Huo Yutong came out wrapped in bath towels, their wet hair hanging loose over their shoulders. A faint fragrance filled the air.
Lin Bai, however, was holding a map and studying it intently, his eyes fixed straight ahead.
But his bright red ears completely betrayed the turmoil in his heart.
Huo Yutong's Spirit Eyes were keen, and she naturally noticed the change in Lin Bai. She could not help smiling.
But when she looked at the map in his hands, she paused.
"Brother Xiao Bai, why are you looking at a map of the Sun Moon Empire?"
Hearing Huo Yutong's question, Lin Bai pointed at the Sun Moon Empire on the map and said with a smile,
"I've made up my mind about the Soul Master Academy."
"I want to enroll in the Sun Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy!"
"It's a Soul Engineer academy run by the Sun Moon Empire's royal family, and one of the very best Soul Master Academies on the entire continent!"
"Neither its teaching facilities nor the resources available there are any worse than Shrek Academy's!"
"Yutong, your Martial Soul is the Spirit Eyes, a mental-type Body Martial Soul. You could be called exceptionally gifted when it comes to making Soul Tools."
"The Sun Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy is the place where you can make the most of your talent."
"As for you, Xiao Xue, the Holy Spirit Cult, that Evil Soul Master organization, has its lair in the Sun Moon Empire."
"Your Six-Winged Angel Martial Soul is the natural bane of Evil Soul Masters. Killing them can make your cultivation grow quickly."
"When the time comes, your cultivation might advance faster than any of ours."
Qian Renxue and Huo Yutong both nodded obediently.
Huo Yutong's Spirit Eyes Martial Soul really could not have been better suited to making Soul Tools.
And Qian Renxue's Six-Winged Angel Martial Soul naturally held an absolute advantage over Evil Soul Masters.
That was what had allowed their angel lineage to confidently suppress and kill Evil Soul Masters for generations!
Brother Xiao Bai's plan could be said to make full use of both their strengths.
But immediately afterward, the two girls asked in unison,
"Brother Xiao Bai, what about you?"
"It makes little difference where I cultivate my Twin Martial Souls."
Lin Bai spread his hands.
"Besides, the types of Soul Beasts on the Sun Moon Continent are different from those on the Douluo Continent. There are many metal-attribute and Mental Attribute Soul Beasts, which would also benefit my Passionate Sword and Ruthless Sword."
In truth, however, Lin Bai had something else on his mind.
His younger sister Qian Renxue was the Angel God, and his childhood friend Huo Yutong was the child of the plane.
Both of them were golden thighs among golden thighs. All he had to do was lie flat, so why bother cultivating?
Compared with the Douluo Continent, the Sun Moon Empire was more like modern society, and life there was more comfortable.
Not to mention, he had not forgotten God King Tang, who was secretly plotting a scheme spanning ten thousand years.
According to the original plot, Huo Yutong would soon leave the White Tiger Duke's Mansion and head for the Star Dou Great Forest.
Then she would follow the road God King Tang had paved, walking step by step into the Tang family's trap and becoming mired in the ten-thousand-year scheme!
But now, everything was different!
He was about to whisk Little Huo Girl, the child of the plane, off to the Sun Moon Empire!
And Huo Yun'er was in good health, and Lin Bai had already arranged a place for her to go.
Lin Bai wanted to see what cards Tang San still had left to play.
Outside the window, the moonlight was like water.
Qian Renxue and Huo Yutong had both fallen fast asleep on the bed, hugging their pillows, sweet smiles on their pretty faces.
Lin Bai lay on his bedding on the floor, gazing at the ceiling as he silently planned.
All the preparations were complete!
Tomorrow, he would take Qian Renxue and Huo Yutong to the Star Dou Great Forest to get a cheat!