Yu Xiaogang Mated as He Pleased

"Hey, could you stop staring at me all the time?"

In a restaurant beside Heaven Dou Royal Academy, Lu Jin rubbed his head, looking a little troubled.

All the way to Heaven Dou City, Tang Yuehua's gaze had never left him. Even at night, she had leaned over the head of the bed to stare at him while he slept.

"Oh, all right, Master." Tang Yuehua sat across from Lu Jin, her back straight.

Forget it. Pretend I didn't say anything... Lu Jin felt he would have to use the Whisper skill more carefully from now on.

What worried him most now wasn't whether he could create a god, but how much Whisper had affected Bo Saixi, who would soon arrive here.

She probably won't be affected too much, right? Bo Saixi is a Limit Douluo, after all. She should have some resistance.

Before Lu Jin could ponder it further, members of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan arrived outside the academy, surrounding a young man with a buzz cut.

"Look over there. The show's starting." The corners of Lu Jin's mouth rose as he enjoyed the performance about to take the stage.

The Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan members spoke with a Heaven Dou Royal Academy guard for a moment, and the man turned and went back inside the academy.

Before long, Dugu Bo came out with his son and daughter-in-law, a broad smile on his face.

Tang Yuehua looked over too, but she was only level 9, after all. Her five senses were certainly not as sharp as Lu Jin's, and she couldn't hear a thing from so far away.

Lu Jin snapped his fingers, arranging the Soul Power particles in the air into an orderly line and drawing them over. Now Tang Yuehua could hear what was happening over by Dugu Bo as well.

This method of controlling the Soul Power particles on Douluo Continent wasn't complicated. All it required was absolute control over Soul Power.

Outside the academy.

Dugu Bo frowned. "It's inconvenient to discuss this matter in detail here. Please, come elsewhere!"

He hadn't expected the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan to know he was severely poisoned, much less that its members would insist they could cure him.

Had they been ordinary people, Dugu Bo would have slapped them flying long ago. But they came from one of the Upper Three Sects, which stirred a trace of hope in him.

Yu Xiaogang stepped forward, however. "Senior, there's no need to go elsewhere. Right here will do!"

Yu Xiaogang wanted to show off in public. If he solved Dugu Bo's problem in a crowded place like this, word of it would surely reach Spirit Hall.

Then he could go see Bibi Dong openly and legitimately, and from there reach the pinnacle of life.

Dugu Bo frowned and glanced at the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan elder. "Elder Yu Chen, who is this?"

Yu Chen silently cursed Yu Xiaogang for being a brainless waste. How could he talk about Dugu Bo being poisoned in a place like this?

Before he could make excuses for Yu Xiaogang, Gangzi spoke again. "I go by the same name whether standing or sitting: Yu Xiaogang!"

"Yu Xiaogang? Didn't he spread rumors about Spirit Hall's Holy Maiden outside Spirit Hall and get killed by one of its experts?"

"Rumors. They must be rumors. Spirit Hall's conduct lately has been as upright as can be. A while back, Evil Soul Masters joined forces with local officials to harm ordinary people. I heard Spirit Hall sent an enshrined elder who destroyed the Evil Soul Masters' base with thunderous force."

"I know about that too. The people of Spirit Hall don't seem particularly bloodthirsty. That expert from Spirit Hall must have held back and never actually killed Yu Xiaogang."

"What do you think this waste came here for? He actually dared to stir up trouble for Dugu Bo."

The chatter reached Yu Xiaogang's ears. He clenched his fists, his gaze resolute.

Waste?

Just wait. In this life, I, Yu Xiaogang, will climb to the very top step by step. All you ants will die!

At the sight of Yu Xiaogang, Dugu Bo's smile faded somewhat.

It would have been hard for him not to know of Yu Xiaogang's reputation, even if he hadn't wanted to. Who hadn't heard that a pig Martial Soul had appeared in the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan?

His face was expressionless. "If there's nothing else, please leave at once. My Martial Soul specializes in poison, and you say I've been poisoned? Ridiculous!"

The people around them joined in the laughter.

"Yu Xiaogang actually said Senior Dugu was poisoned? Is there something wrong with his head?"

"Don't bother. This guy's head was definitely caught in a door. A human being couldn't possibly say something so funny."

"I don't think that's necessarily it. Maybe when this guy was born, his mother threw away the baby and raised the placenta instead. Only a placenta could do something like this."

Yu Chen could hardly bear to listen anymore. They could curse Yu Xiaogang, but insulting the clan master's wife was beyond tolerance.

Just as he was about to release his Soul Power to intimidate them, Dugu Bo spoke unhurriedly. "Elder Yu Chen, I advise you not to act rashly. Even Yu Yuanzhen would have to think twice!"

Yu Chen clenched his fists and looked at Yu Xiaogang, his face dark. "Enough. We've let you out now, so stop making a spectacle of yourself. Go back and prepare for the wedding!"

Yu Xiaogang took a step forward instead. "Senior, why deceive yourself? If I say I can cure your poison, then I can cure it!"

Hearing this, Dugu Bo sneered and flicked a finger, sending a streak of eerie green Soul Power shooting toward Yu Xiaogang.

The next moment, Yu Xiaogang's face turned bluish-purple, and he could barely breathe.

Dugu Bo smiled disdainfully and raised a hand to withdraw his Soul Power. "You can't even cure your own poisoning, yet you dare claim so brazenly that I've been poisoned? My patience is not limitless!"

Yu Xiaogang felt a chill down his back, as though he had passed through the gates of hell once again.

He gasped for breath. "Senior, I also know you have a medicinal garden full of countless rare herbs and exotic plants. The means to cure your poison can be found there."

A chill flashed in Dugu Bo's eyes. He had to consider whether the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan had learned about the garden through investigation, or whether this boy really had some ability.

He said coldly, "The Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan investigated me?"

Yu Chen hastily cupped his fists. "Senior, please see the truth. The young master is merely talking nonsense. Don't take him seriously!"

Dugu Bo narrowed his eyes. "Boy, get lost while I'm not yet angry. Otherwise, even Yu Yuanzhen won't be able to save you!"

He believed Yu Xiaogang to some extent. No one but him knew about the medicinal garden, and poisonous miasma shrouded the area around it. This boy might really have been there.

A level 29 Soul Grandmaster who had gone to such a place and survived was enough to make Dugu Bo take notice.

Just then, a dog barked behind Dugu Bo.

His daughter-in-law hastily scolded it. "Taotao, stay still!"

But then a scene none of them expected unfolded.

The dog froze as it looked at Yu Xiaogang, its tail wagging more vigorously than ever.

Yu Xiaogang was much the same. He seemed somewhat dazed, staring at the dog as though he had seen an unparalleled beauty. Regardless of the setting, he actually began to undo his belt.

The sudden turn of events left even Dugu Bo unable to grasp what Yu Xiaogang was doing for a moment.

Then, with a swish, Yu Xiaogang's pants fell down, revealing a toothpick. He caught the dog as it leaped over and was about to mate as he pleased.

The entire crowd fell silent. Dugu Bo's face alone darkened, and he struck out with a palm, holding nothing back. "How dare you!"

Boom!

Poison Qi instantly entered Yu Xiaogang's body. His entire body turned bluish-purple, and he fell silent.

Only then did the crowd realize what had just happened, and peals of laughter rang out in front of Heaven Dou Royal Academy.

"Holy crap, bro, I'm feeling a little faint. What's going on?"

"You might be a little faint at the sight of needles."

"This is too much. The Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan brought Yu Xiaogang here just so he could do that with a dog?"

Yu Chen had no time to grieve for Yu Xiaogang's death. He swept up Yu Xiaogang's corpse, bowed deeply to Dugu Bo, and left with his face covered.

He could never have imagined that Yu Xiaogang was such a pervert. Even if he liked dogs, he should at least have found somewhere private!

Now the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan had become a complete laughingstock!

Tang Yuehua giggled too. Although she had only seen Yu Xiaogang from behind, she could infer what had happened from his actions.

After laughing, she looked at Lu Jin with an even more infatuated gaze.

If not for Master, I would already have married a scumbag like that. Master saved me from fire and water!

Don't ask where the fire and water came from.

Lu Jin's attention, meanwhile, was on the threads of fate.

He could confirm that Yu Xiaogang had just died, but the thread of fate that had originally snapped had miraculously reconnected.

"Just as I thought. Are major characters like Yu Xiaogang still impossible to kill right now?"

After all, scum like Yu Xiaogang was a one-of-a-kind freak across the whole of Douluo Continent. If he died, it really would be hard to find an equivalent replacement.

This also reminded Lu Jin that, at least for now, aside from those he personally killed, no main-story character killed by a native of Douluo Continent could truly die.

He made this judgment because the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King really was dead for good, and Lu Jin had personally severed every one of his threads of fate.

Suddenly, Lu Jin smiled again. "That works too. Torturing Gangzi a few more times should be pretty entertaining."