Soul Land: His Thoughts Are Overheard While Slacking Off, and Bibi Dong Explodes
Chapter 32

Xiao Yu'er: Kick His Balls!

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Li Mubai's hand looked fair and tender.

But.

The moment she took it.

The beautiful woman felt the thick calluses on his palm.

The calluses felt a little rough.

But the beautiful woman did not dislike them.

On the contrary.

His hands filled her with surprise and shock, as well as a trace of warmth.

She had only ever felt hands so covered in calluses on elderly people who spent their lives facing the yellow earth with their backs to the sky.

The clearest memory of all was of her late mother.

She had never forgotten her old mother's callused hands.

Hands like those.

Were proof of her mother's hard work to keep her fed.

Whenever her mother stroked her cheek with those hands, she felt completely at ease.

And now.

This young and handsome-looking young master had a pair of hands just like them.

Behind those hands,

How much effort had he put in, and how much hardship had he endured?

A great force.

Came from that hand.

The beautiful woman, whose injured back still kept her from pushing herself up, was pulled straight to her feet by Li Mubai.

"Thank you for saving me, Young Master Li."

The first thing the beautiful woman did after getting up was bend at the waist and bow to Li Mubai.

"Sister Zhao, there's no need for that."

Li Mubai tried to reach out and help her up.

But then he suddenly realized.

Both of his hands were occupied.

One held the thug, while the other was still holding the beautiful woman's delicate, boneless hand.

Her fair hand still felt soft and warm to the touch.

"Young Master Li, please don't stop me. If you hadn't stepped in to save us tonight, I'm afraid my daughter and I would already have met with disaster. I'm a widow who has already lost her chastity. Even if they had ravaged me, at worst I could have died."

"But those beasts didn't even want to spare my daughter!"

"If not for you, Young Master Li, my daughter couldn't have escaped those villains' clutches either. I truly have no way to repay the great kindness you've shown her and me!"

As the beautiful woman spoke, she bowed even lower to Li Mubai.

That bow should have been no cause for concern.

But as it happened.

It was summer, and the weather was rather hot.

The beautiful woman's clothes were fairly snug, but the neckline was loose.

If she stood straight, it was fine; nothing could be seen.

But when she bent over.

The wide neckline fell a short distance away from her skin.

And the beautiful sight within naturally fell into Li Mubai's view.

Whoa, aren't those a little too big?!

At that moment.

Li Mubai's eyes nearly popped out of his head.

The sight was simply too beautiful to take in.

Men remain boys until the day they die!

Any man who came along would probably have been unable to resist looking on.

The "grand canyon" in particular set his imagination running wild.

Sinful, sinful! I, Li Mubai, have always upheld the principles of a true gentleman.

See no evil, hear no evil.

But... this probably doesn't count as peeking, does it? After all, I only caught a glimpse by accident. Amitabha...

For a moment.

Li Mubai was so entranced by the sight that he went dazed.

At that same moment, the beautiful woman straightened up and looked toward her savior.

With a single glance.

She saw Li Mubai staring down at her chest in a daze.

What's wrong with Young Master Li?

Is something amiss with me?

The beautiful woman didn't understand, so she followed Li Mubai's gaze down to her own chest.

When she saw the somewhat loose neckline at her chest.

The beautiful woman suddenly realized just what he was looking at.

Because of the hot weather, she had worn a somewhat loose garment to bed.

And Xiao Yu'er's high fever had come on too suddenly.

In her anxiety, she had rushed out without changing.

Although other people couldn't see anything through this garment.

That was only when she stood upright.

Once she bent over, the wide neckline would surely...

Normally, being stared at by another man would have made her feel ashamed and angry.

But.

For some reason.

The beautiful woman couldn't summon the slightest bit of anger.

Instead.

A strange feeling of secret delight faintly rose in her heart.

At that thought.

The beautiful woman shyly lowered her head, a blush appearing on both cheeks.

"Young Master Li, your... your hand..."

The woman's voice was very quiet, like the buzz of a mosquito or fly.

Yet it still brought Li Mubai back to his senses.

Seeing her expression, he awkwardly released her hand, which he had been holding the whole time.

The atmosphere reached the height of awkwardness.

He had looked, and that was that; it wasn't such a big deal.

The main thing was that he had accidentally become entranced.

And then she'd caught him at it. Now he'd really made a fool of himself.

She doesn't think I'm one of those lecherous men who can't walk past a woman, does she?

Li Mubai could only scratch his head and give an awkward smile.

For a moment, he didn't know what to say.

Meanwhile, Scarface, who was held fast by one hand and unable to break free.

Watched the two flirt right before his eyes and felt somewhat speechless.

Because of the angle.

He couldn't see what the beautiful woman had exposed.

However.

He could see the changes in Li Mubai's expression.

Clearly.

The beautiful woman had just exposed the scenery he had always wanted to see. Otherwise, that expert wouldn't have had such a lecherous look on his face.

"Ugh..."

The little girl in the beautiful woman's arms squirmed.

Immediately afterward.

The little girl woke up.

"Yu'er, you're awake!"

The beautiful woman cried in delight.

"Mommy?"

The little girl opened her eyes and saw the beautiful woman's delighted face.

Then she turned her head and saw Li Mubai's awkward expression.

"Brother Mubai, why are you here too?"

At the sight of Li Mubai.

A smile immediately appeared on the little girl's face.

"Huh? Who's that really ugly uncle beside you?"

The little girl's eyes shifted, and she saw Scarface in Li Mubai's grasp.

Children speak without restraint.

Hearing the little girl describe him like that.

Scarface felt as though his little heart had been stabbed hard, and it hurt terribly.

Li Mubai glanced at Scarface, then smiled at Xiao Yu'er and said:

"Yu'er, this ugly uncle is a big bad guy!"

The beautiful woman picked up the conversation, glaring fiercely at Scarface as she said bluntly:

"That's right, Yu'er. Your Brother Mubai is right. This ugly freak is a big bad guy! He was just bullying your mommy."

Hearing that.

Xiao Yu'er froze for a moment, then glared at Scarface too:

"You ugly freak and big bad guy, you should be ashamed of yourself, bullying a defenseless woman when you're already so grown up!"

Scarface was dumbfounded.

He had only been a little ugly just now. How had he suddenly been upgraded to an ugly freak and a big bad guy?

Am I really that ugly?

Scarface couldn't help questioning his own looks.

"Yu'er, how are you going to deal with this big bad guy who lusts after beautiful women and bullied your mommy?"

Paying no attention to Scarface, who was already questioning his life.

Because Scarface couldn't hurt him at all.

Li Mubai smiled as he asked the adorable Xiao Yu'er.

At that moment.

Xiao Yu'er glared at Scarface, her cheeks puffed up. She looked very angry.

Hearing Li Mubai's question, the little girl thought for a while.

Finally, she said firmly:

"Kick his balls!"

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