Grandmaster, You Can't Get It Up

"Yes."

Cao Mengde nodded very firmly.

As is widely known.

That scoundrel Asura is a scoundrel.

The Sea God helped Tang San a lot by giving him special advantages.

This lifetime.

Cao Mengde will never let these people get away with it.

"The treatment lasted for a year, with daily medication as prescribed."

"I'll go get your medicine."

The Asura God was completely dumbfounded, sitting in the Rejuvenation Hall clinic, feeling extremely depressed.

Could it be that Sea God is too powerful, causing his illness to become too severe?

That shouldn't be the case.

He's incredibly powerful, so why didn't Sea God get sick?

Cao Mengde walked out of the clinic, stood next to the medicine shelf, and began to prepare medicine for Asura.

This is for treating abnormal vaginal discharge; take two ounces.

This is for treating imbalances caused by mooncakes; take two ounces.

This is for treating athlete's foot; give me another two ounces.

After a period of busy work, Cao Mengde packed one hundred portions of herbs and handed them over to Asura.

"Old Asura, each dose of this medicine lasts for three days. After you've finished one hundred doses, your illness will be completely cured."

Old Asura dared not disbelieve.

Because he was already feeling pain in his anus.

The tingling sensation was almost identical to the pain caused by hemorrhoids.

"Can't your Divine Power heal me in one go?" the Old Asura asked, puzzled.

After all, Cao Mengde could easily relieve his hemorrhoids with a wave of his hand.

Why do I need medication this time? And for a whole year?

But Cao Mengde shook his head.

"No the same."

"This was caused by internal heat affecting the heart; it can be treated gradually with medication."

"Furthermore, the condition will not show significant improvement during the treatment period; one must complete all one hundred doses of the medicine for it to truly take effect."

"If you forget to drink halfway through, you have to start all over again."

Oh my god!

The Asura God could never have imagined this.

He will contract this intractable and strange disease.

It must be that Sea God guy. Damn it, he never knew to be gentle when we were being intimate, and now he's making him suffer so much?

"Okay, I understand."

The Asura God carefully collected the hundred portions of herbs and left, feeling utterly dejected.

At this time.

Cao Mengde also revealed a wicked smile.

As long as I don't have to take action myself.

Even if you, Asura, persist in drinking the medicine for a year, you won't get better.

A year later, find some excuse to continue tormenting him.

After dealing with Asura's matter.

Cao Mengde arrived at the entrance of the Rejuvenation Hall.

Just as he expected.

The fluctuations caused by his recent ascension to godhood once again attracted countless onlookers.

Bibi Dong, Hu Liena, Qian Daoliu, and the Shrek Academy teachers and students were all present.

"Lord Mengde, was that powerful force you just unleashed?"

A passerby raised a question.

Cao Mengde nodded.

"Good."

"I have inherited the Asura God Position; I now coexist as two gods."

Two gods coexisting?

These words were spoken.

An uproar erupted in the crowd instantly.

One Godhood is already astonishing, but Cao Mengde actually inherited Godhood?

What kind of heaven-defying existence is this?

Many people looked at Cao Mengde with envy.

Only Tang San's expression was worse than if he had eaten shit.

He also hoped to defeat Cao Mengde through hard work.

His opponent has not only become a god, but also possesses two gods simultaneously. Does he still have a chance of winning?

No!

He has a chance of winning.

Hidden Weapon.

We must find a way as soon as possible to develop the Tang Sect's top-tier Hidden Weapon.

At that time.

Even if you have two gods coexisting, or even a hundred gods coexisting, his Hidden Weapon can still instantly kill the gods.

Thinking about this...

Tang San's heavy heart gradually eased.

But at this moment...

Cao Mengde suddenly realized.

Bibi Dong, Yu Xiaogang, and Liu Erlong's eyes met.

To assert her dominance, Liu Erlong deliberately took Yu Xiaogang's arm, which made Bibi Dong frown.

He was now Bibi Dong's kept lover.

How can one remain indifferent when their loved one is humiliated?

"Grandmaster, you're sick." Cao Mengde's gaze was fixed on Yu Xiaogang in the crowd.

This would happen under normal circumstances.

He would not hesitate to shout at Cao Mengde, "You're the one who's sick!"

However, the strange illnesses of the Shrek Academy students were cured one after another.

He admired Cao Mengde's medical skills immensely.

"What did you say? You said I'm sick?"

Even though Yu Xiaogang didn't want to believe it, he still asked.

"Yes, my medical skills are probably known to everyone."

If I say you're sick, then you really are sick.

Hearing Cao Mengde say this, Yu Xiaogang's heart jumped into his throat.

Even Bibi Dong secretly pricked up her ears to listen.

"What's wrong with me?" Yu Xiaogang asked anxiously.

Cao Mengde did not rush to answer.

Instead, they deliberately kept it a secret.

"Grandmaster, this is an embarrassing condition to talk about. Why don't you come to my consultation room with me to discuss it?"

Yu Xiaogang stood there, stunned.

He knew his own body well; although he was old, he was quite robust and unlikely to get sick.

Especially not any embarrassing or difficult-to-discuss illnesses.

"It's alright, just say it." Yu Xiaogang stood with his hands behind his back, exuding confidence.

There was a grudge between Cao Mengde, Tang Hao, and Tang San.

If he's talking nonsense, he can take this opportunity to deflate his arrogance.

Cao Mengde thought to himself.

It seems I can't persuade Yu Xiaogang, so let's just let him embarrass himself in public.

Next.

Four very clear words came out of Cao Mengde's mouth.

"Erectile dysfunction."

In an instant.

A burst of laughter erupted from the crowd.

Yu Xiaogang's face turned ashen, and a surge of anger welled up inside him.

What nonsense are you talking about?

"If you're making false accusations, you must apologize to me in public."

You need to know.

This is a personal humiliation, and to make matters worse, so many people heard it.

Yu Xiaogang immediately became serious.

Cao Mengde dared to say this because he was confident in his abilities.

System.

They used a curse on Yu Xiaogang, causing him to become impotent.

He will never have an erection.

Execute immediately.

[Bite...]

[The Disease Treatment System notifies the host that the host has successfully placed a Gu curse on Yu Xiaogang, rendering him permanently impotent and limp. Execute immediately.]

"OK."

Cao Mengde shrugged.

"If I were to slander you, I would not only apologize to you in public, but I would kneel down and apologize to you in public."

Yu Xiaogang didn't even think about it.

He agreed immediately.

"Good!"

Although he is old.

But it shouldn't be to the point of no reaction.

Cao Mengde's act of publicly revealing his illness was wrong, and he had to regain the face he had been humiliated by.

Cao Mengde looked around.

"Then go find a place to verify it."

Upon hearing that verification was required...

Yu Xiaogang was extremely embarrassed.

Since it's a bet, verification is inevitable.

But he always felt ashamed of such shameful acts.

"Cao Mengde, you..."

"Apologize to me first," Yu Xiaogang said angrily.

Immediately afterwards.

He then explained his reasoning.

"Even if I really am sick, given that this kind of illness involves privacy, you shouldn't say it in public. Why don't you tell me privately?"

Cao Mengde figured it out.

Yu Xiaogang is an extremely proud person, and he must have felt that his dignity had been trampled on.

OK.

The angrier he gets, the more it proves he did the right thing.

"Grandmaster, you've wronged me."

"You asked me yourself what illness you had. I tried to persuade you, but I couldn't, didn't I, everyone?"