Yu Xiaogang Goes Mad

The images on the sky screen continued.

What came into view was:

The dining room of the Sea God Hall in the Douluo God Realm.

Tang San, Xiao Wu, Da Ming, Er Ming, Tang Hao, and Ah Yin sat around a table as a family.

The table was laden with delicious dishes.

In the scene, Tang San reached out with great care and gently peeled a lobster for Xiao Wu.

"Dad, Mom, you should eat too. Xiao Wu's cooking is delicious." Tang San looked at Tang Hao and Ah Yin, his gaze full of tenderness.

"Brothers-in-law, make yourselves at home. Now that you're in the Divine Realm, we're one family."

"If anyone dares bully you, just tell me. I'll stand up for you."

The scene looked heartwarming.

But the people watching on Douluo Continent felt waves of coldness.

That coldness was called heartlessness.

Meanwhile, Ning Fengzhi

had taken Ning Rongrong away from Shrek Academy and returned to the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect as quickly as possible.

"Dad, why did you bring me home? I haven't taken part in the Continental Elite Soul Master Tournament yet."

Ning Rongrong's face was full of questions.

Ning Fengzhi said, "Take part? Like hell you will! You're not allowed to hang around with Tang San and that lot anymore. If you dare go back to Shrek Academy, I'll break your legs."

Good grief.

He had thought himself heartless enough, cutting ties with Shrek Academy at the speed of light for the sake of his interests.

He hadn't expected that brat Tang San to be even more fucking heartless.

Master and disciple—those words were no joke.

A master for a day was a father for life.

On Douluo Continent, once a master-disciple bond was formed, the relationship was akin to that of father and son.

For example, Bibi Dong could inherit the position of Pope because she had taken the previous Pope, Qian Xunji, as her master. Flender had also taught his disciple Ma Hongjun everything he knew.

Four slots.

And he had fucking brought two Soul Beasts instead of Yu Xiaogang.

Super-duper invincibly heartless.

So what if Tang San was talented?

He was this heartless.

If he would be so heartless to his own master Yu Xiaogang in the future, wouldn't he fucking stab anyone else in the back whenever he pleased?

Cut ties. He had to cut ties immediately.

He would fucking rather deal with Spirit Hall than with Tang San.

Meanwhile, at Shrek Academy,

Liu Erlong hurried over to Flender.

"Flender, Little San, he... seems to have left," Liu Erlong said.

Flender said, "He's left? Then let him go."

"My Shrek Academy has no need for someone so heartless."

Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar had no objections either. In fact, they thought it was for the best.

They no longer wanted to deal with someone as heartless as Tang San, either.

This guy could even stab his master in the back. Might he not stab them in the back someday too?

Teyvat.

(Venti: Ehe, someone this heartless is a rare sight. No matter how useless Yu Xiaogang was, he still took him as a disciple. Four slots, and he gave them to his brothers-in-law but not his master!!)

(Zhongli: As a matter of general reason and responsibility, once a master-disciple contract is formed, it is equivalent to a father-son relationship. Tang San's actions accord with neither reason nor feeling.)

(Nahida: From what I've observed, the master-disciple contract on Douluo Continent is like that between father and son. A father raises his son, and a son cares for his father in old age. Both are obligations. Yu Xiaogang didn't teach Tang San much, not because he didn't want to, but because he couldn't. Tang San really was heartless not to give Yu Xiaogang a slot.)

(Raiden Ei: That Tang San person didn't bring Yu Xiaogang, but would he bring sweets?)

(Nahida: This isn't about sweets!)

(Raiden Ei: I just wanted to confirm whether that Tang San person had a heart. If I were her, I would bring Yae Miko, Raiden Makoto, and sweets.)

(Venti: Raiden Ei usually doesn't talk much, but when she does, her words are venomous. Ehe.)

(Lin Feng: Things seem to be getting interesting.)

(Nahida: Judging from the information, Tang San's actions were highly utilitarian. Bringing Yu Xiaogang would serve no purpose for Tang San, while bringing Da Ming and Er Ming could strengthen his relationship with his wife.)

Douluo Continent, Heaven Dou City.

Lin Feng and Little Paimon had come here to eat roast duck!

"Good morning, Uncle Lin Mu!"

"Good morning, Little Paimon!"

"Good morning, Miss Lina!"

"Good morning, Little Paimon."

Along the way, Little Paimon warmly greeted all sorts of people.

Even Lin Feng found it amazing.

He only came to Heaven Dou City occasionally to eat something tasty.

Yet Little Paimon could fucking call out the names of people she had met only once.

In the game Genshin Impact, Little Paimon called herself the best guide. It seemed she really did have some skill!

The most awesome thing was Little Paimon's authority: anyone who had met her would automatically overlook the fact that she could fly and treat her like an ordinary person.

When members of the Soul Beast Clan met Little Paimon, they thought she was a Soul Beast. When humans met her, they thought she was human.

After she came to Douluo Continent, people would automatically imagine Little Paimon as a rare three-dimensional beast Mutated Martial Soul.

On Douluo Continent, there was nothing the word "mutated" couldn't explain.

Yu Xiaogang was the young master of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, yet he had awakened a pig Martial Soul. It had mutated.

Why was Tang San's Blue Silver Grass different from other Blue Silver Grass? It had mutated.

Fucking amazing.

But back to the matter at hand.

They went into a nearby roast duck shop and sat down.

They ordered a roast duck and soy milk.

"One sweet soy milk and one savory soy milk."

Little Paimon saw that Lin Feng was actually having savory soy milk.

She planted her hands on her hips. "You heretic! Soy milk should definitely be sweet!"

Lin Feng rolled his eyes at Little Paimon, drinking his soy milk as he watched the sky screen.

He had to admit, the content of the sky screen's countdown was fucking spectacular.

Even he, a primordial being who had lived for who knew how many tens of thousands of years, found it fucking interesting.

The Douluo Continent livestream section was still full of Hu Tao's cup advertisements.

"Hu Tao: The Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's big sale! Buy one cup, get one free! Even Rex Lapis used them and gave them his approval."

Ever since her orders had exploded in the Douluo livestream, Hu Tao had been posting advertisements here every day.

It was a good thing there wasn't a fucking moderator, or Hu Tao would definitely have been thrown into the little black room.

Just then,

a comment flashed across the Douluo livestream.

(Yu Xiaogang: I just noticed something striking. Xiao Wu is a transformed Hundred-Thousand-Year Soft Bone Rabbit. Whoever hunts her down can obtain a Hundred Thousand Year Soul Ring.)

(Yu Xiaogang: Xiao Wu is at Shrek Academy, room 512 on the third floor of the women's teaching building.)

The moment he said that,

the bustling livestream in the Douluo section fell silent.

Silent, deathly silent.

(Yu Xiaogang: The sky screen only revealed that Tang San will be a God King in the future. The current Tang San's cultivation hasn't even reached Soul Douluo.)

(Yu Xiaogang: That's a Hundred Thousand Year Soul Ring, you know.)