Klee: Jumpy Dumpty Nuclear Bomb Version
(Dai Mubai: Yes, yes, exactly! That makes so much sense! I think Xiao San-no, Third Brother—is absolutely right! Lord Ruler of Life governs birth, so she must be incredibly merciful. I'll be the first to sign and seal it. Third Brother, I support you.)
Shrek Academy.
Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar had already packed their belongings overnight, ready to head to Sea God Island and seek refuge with their Third Brother.
As they saw it,
all they had to do was sign and seal the agreement, and they could latch onto Tang San's mighty thigh and receive his reward as well.
That was a reward tied to the word "god"!
The Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan.
(Yu Yuanzhen: That makes perfect sense! Tang San, leisure post, our Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan supports you.)
(Yu Yuanzhen: I'll bring our Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan's people over to sign and seal it right away.)
(Yu Yuanzhen: Three matches, and we only need to win one of them. This is simply wonderful!)
After making his statements, Yu Yuanzhen also led the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan's people in packing overnight and setting out for Sea God Island.
Spirit Hall.
"Your Holiness, should... should we go too?"
Ghost Douluo asked from beside Bibi Dong.
All they had to do was sign, and Tang San would give them resources from the Divine Realm.
Although they didn't know what those resources were,
they were people of the Douluo Continent who had witnessed the might of gods, and they were sorely tempted.
Bibi Dong said, "You two fools."
"How could it possibly be that simple?"
"Think about it. If Lord Ruler of Life really wanted to let Tang San go, why would she make him win any one match?"
Qian Daoliu said, "Bibi Dong is right. Spirit Hall should stay out of this."
Seeing that His Holiness the Pope had said as much, Ghost Douluo and Chrysanthemum Douluo could hardly say anything more.
The Temple of Life, Teyvat.
A woman with brilliant yellow hair sat on a throne, dressed in clothes resembling a nun's habit.
The most mysterious thing about her was her eyes: one was blue, and the other was yellow.
An endless breath of life emanated from her pupils.
A dog lay at Rhinedottir's feet. Chillingly, the dog had the head of a lion.
A lion's head and a dog's body.
The creature lay quietly at Rhinedottir's feet, utterly at odds with the breath of life emanating from her.
Rhinedottir watched the Teyvat section as Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and the others tagged Tang San one after another in the Heavenly Screen Livestream Room, announcing that they had reached Sea God Island.
The corners of Rhinedottir's lips rose slightly.
"Oh my."
"The little test subjects have finally arrived."
"After a thousand years, I finally have test subjects again. I can create new creatures to my heart's content."
Ever since the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles, Phanes Lin Feng, had awakened a thousand years ago, she had used her absolute might
to place a restraint within Rhinedottir's body, forbidding inhuman experiments in Teyvat.
For her, who was obsessed with creating things beyond the existing framework, it was as miserable as locking a naughty child in a dark room.
Miserable as she was, there was nothing she could do about it.
She, Rhinedottir, had fused with the Ruler of Life and become a part of her. She simply couldn't defy Lin Feng.
She had never expected that this lot from the Douluo Continent would go and provoke Lin Feng, delivering test subjects to her.
As for the three-on-three match she had promised Tang San, that was just for fun. It was like a person coming across ants while walking and wanting to play with them.
Just then,
the heavenly screen lit up.
(Heavenly Screen Live Broadcast: Douluo Continent vs. Teyvat. Tang San's side sets the rules. There will be three matches. As long as the Douluo Continent's side wins one match, Tang San's side wins.)
(After this competition ends, the review of Nahida, ninth on Teyvat's powerhouse rankings, will conclude, and rewards will be distributed. Eighth place on the Douluo Continent's powerhouse rankings will also be announced.)
Sea God Island, Douluo Continent.
(Tang San @Rhinedottir: Lord Ruler of Life, we don't have many rules for the first match. Your side must not send a god to compete!)
(Rhinedottir: No problem, no problem. I'll have my little niece Klee compete.)
As soon as she said that,
Tang San raised his head.
He saw dazzling golden rays descending from the sky in the distance, forming a vast, boundless arena.
Then a spatial rift appeared in the center of the arena.
A girl in a little red dress ran out. She carried a small red backpack and wore a red hat, with a long strand of hair sticking up from her head.
"Hello! My name is Klee."
"Auntie Rhinedottir told me to come compete with you," Klee introduced herself happily.
At that moment, Tang San's side—the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, the Clear Sky Sect, and Shrek Academy's Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar-instantly erupted.
(Dai Mubai: Holy crap! Lord Ruler of Life sent out a five-year-old girl. She's practically handing us a freebie!)
(Tang Xiao: Lord Ruler of Life really is as loving and kind as the Life God King, just as Tang San said. It's in the bag. This match is in the bag!)
(Tang Hao: Lord Ruler of Life is so kind! She's going this easy on us. No, she's not just going easy on us—she's throwing the whole ocean!)
Tang Xiao looked at Tang San. "Xiao San, who are you planning to send out on our side?"
The corners of Tang San's mouth rose slightly, his confidence absolute. "Lord Rhinedottir is so kind that she's throwing the whole ocean for us. With the backup plan I prepared as well, we're sure to win this match."
"Come forth, Lord Sea God."
The moment he spoke,
Rumble.
Boundless seawater gathered from every direction, forming a figure on the arena not far from Klee.
The figure had blue hair and held the Sea God Trident, while boundless pressure swept out from him.
Wherever the pressure passed, countless Soul Beasts on the seabed instinctively fell to their knees, like subjects welcoming their emperor.
Bo Saixi froze when she saw the figure appear, then instinctively dropped to one knee. "Bo Saixi pays her respects to Lord Sea God."
At that moment, the people of the Douluo Continent erupted.
Tang Xiao: "Holy crap, it's the Sea God! Xiao San, you actually invited Lord Sea God here!"
Dai Mubai: "The Sea God against a five-year-old girl? This is in the bag, in the bag! We're definitely going to win!"
Ma Hongjun: "This time, I don't even know how we could lose."
The Sea God Poseidon looked at the five-year-old Klee before him, his eyes full of disdain. "Little girl, I don't want anyone saying I bullied you."
"I'll let you have the first three moves."